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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself.

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire.

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah.

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged.

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know.

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it.

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of

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Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected.

♥ Gale's Fragile Beauty ♥

Darth Dump contacted his alternate reality self, a failed superhero called Captain Chump. Chump had declared he was going to make his homeworld great again, but he ended up up destroying it utterly, so that all that was left of it were little bits of rock floating in space (kind of like Alderaan after the Death Star blew it to smithereens). Darth Dump declared this demonstrated the consistent greatness of all versions of himself. He very carelessly set his own hair on fire, bigly on fire. Carefully extricating his own head, from his a$$ he started a speech on how corrupt he thought Mon Mothma was. Meanwhile, his bribe arrived at the office of the Attorney General of Dagobah. Colonel Meebur Gascon hinted that Mon Mothma's Holomails might be illegal. Darth Dump declared that the election was not rigged after all. Then Gascon declared there was nothing wrong with Mon Mothma's Holomails. Darth Dump immediately declared that the election was rigged. He should know. Considering he probably rigged it. A lot of people protested across the galaxy when Darth Dump was elected. Shortly thereafter, they dumped Darth.