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captjack212 · 09-16-2007, 07:25 AM

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

Dory: [about the humpback whale] Maybe he only speaks whale.
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Mooo... Weeee neeeed...
Marlin: Dory?
Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?
Marlin: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
Dory: Cooome baaaaack.
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him.
Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin: Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
Marlin: No, don't try humpback.
Dory: Woooooo! Woooooo!
Marlin: Okay, now you really do sound sick.
Dory: Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?
Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!

**Melis** · 09-16-2007, 08:04 AM

Cute. thanks

**Melis** · 09-28-2007, 07:34 PM

hello?

bibbysbaby · 10-01-2007, 09:13 PM

Mary Poppins: In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and - SNAP - the job's a game!

Gaston: It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*...

kait · 10-01-2007, 09:52 PM

Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
Mike: Well, as a matter of fact...
Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once.
[Mike smiles innocently]
Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

**Ellie** · 10-02-2007, 05:31 AM

Love some of those quotes!

**Melis** · 10-03-2007, 04:42 PM

Aww. Thanks for sharing.

**Melis** · 11-02-2007, 06:24 PM

**-Alicia-** · 11-03-2007, 03:47 PM

I love Disney!

Timon: We're gonna fight your uncle... for this?
Adult Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my home.
Timon: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.

**Melis** · 11-04-2007, 11:35 AM

Thanks for the quotes.

Redrumm · 01-29-2008, 04:58 PM

Jack: Extry, extry, read all about it! Ellis Island in flames!
David: Hey, where's that story?
Jack: Page nine. Thousands Flee in Panic!
David: Trash Fire Next To Immigration Building Terrifies Seagulls?
Jack: Terrified Flight from Inferno!
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Spot: Your honor, I object.
Judge Monahan: On what grounds?
Spot: On the grounds of Brooklyn, your honor.
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Jack: So what do you say, Spot?
Spot: I say... that what you say... is what I say.
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Racetrack: Look at this! "Baby Born with Two Heads"... must be from Brooklyn.
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Spot: Never fear, Brooklyn is here.
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Racetrack: Deah me, what is dat unpleasant aroma? I fear da sewer may have backed up durin' da night.
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Jack: So this snooty mug says to me, 'You can't see Mr. Pulitzer. No one sees Mr. Pulitzer.' Real hoity-toity, you know the type?
Les: Real hoity-toity.
Jack: So that's when I says to him, 'Listen, I ain't in the habit of transacting no business with office boys. Just tell him Jack Kelly's here to see him now!'
Les: That's when he threw us out.

Rona Jo · 02-03-2008, 07:47 PM

Mushu (about Mulan): "My baby is all grown up and saving China."

Redrumm · 02-04-2008, 08:52 AM

Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible... I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
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Iago: Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
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Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: Sorry.
Aladdin: Uh... uh... beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.
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[Iago is powering a mystic device by footpower]
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One.
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[as a female tour guide]
Genie: Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye. [back to normal] Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes...
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own.
[the Genie's mouth drops]
Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. [turns into a sheep] All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.
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Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!
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Merchant: Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break! [taps it on table] Will not! [it falls apart] It broke!
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Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer.
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.
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[Abu is swinging a stolen sword at the guards]
Guard: [frightened] He's got a sword.
Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.
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Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded.
Jafar & Iago: Ewwww...
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? A-and then... oh, then you become the sultan!
Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop poppa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff...”Yaaaah! Kersplat!"
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works.
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Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat.
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Genie: Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
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Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.
Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Merchant: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Merchant: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one.
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Iago: [taking the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you. [as Jafar] Excellent work, Iago. [back to normal] Ah, go on. [as Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven. [back to normal] Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
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Genie: [Genie realizes that Jafar has stolen the lamp - looks at a script] Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
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Genie: I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!

Rona Jo · 02-10-2008, 11:32 PM

Mulan: "Ready Mushu?"
Mushu: "I am ready baby!"

ActionJackson · 02-16-2008, 12:21 AM

Peter Pan: Don't you understand, Tink? You mean more to me than anything in this whole world.

Tod: Copper, you're my best friend.
Copper: And you're mine too, Tod.
Tod: And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?
Copper: Yeah, forever.
- The Fox and The Hound

Herb Brooks: One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can. Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world.
- Miracle