Ewan McGregor - Scottish Ewan #7: Because it's fun to get kilt ads at the top of the page

firewall · 03-16-2014, 10:56 PM

We have no OP for the Scottish Ewan thread. That's kind of lame. Maybe I should find some pics of him in a kilt or something?

**LilMouse** · 03-17-2014, 08:30 AM

That's a good idea. There are tons of pics of him in a kilt.

So this doesn't really have to do with Scotland. It's an Irish joke that a lady who called up a local radio station today told. But it's about kilts. Anyway...

Two women were walking down a road when they came upon a man in a kilt who was sleeping under a tree. They were curious if it was true that a man wearing a kilt did not wear anything underneath. So they went over to him, lifted his kilt, saw it was indeed true and tied a ribbon around his "talent." When he woke up the next morning, he was going to relieve himself, and when he saw the ribbon he thought, "well, I don't know what I did last night, but I won first prize."

firewall · 03-17-2014, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LilMouse (View Post)

Two women were walking down a road when they came upon a man in a kilt who was sleeping under a tree. They were curious if it was true that a man wearing a kilt did not wear anything underneath. So they went over to him, lifted his kilt, saw it was indeed true and tied a ribbon around his "talent." When he woke up the next morning, he was going to relieve himself, and when he saw the ribbon he thought, "well, I don't know what I did last night, but I won first prize."

Love it. Ewan can be that kilt-wearing man.