LilMouse

I have no problem with Emma (or Reese), but she is SO wrong for any role.

firewall

I understand. When you read the book you have an idea in your head of who the character should be and it really sucks when an actor who isn't even close to that imaginary description gets the role.

LilMouse

I was hoping for some normal-looking people in the role.

How in the hell will it be believable that Rush and Watson are a couple?

firewall

Even without having read the book, I have trouble wrapping my brain around this pairing.

LilMouse

I can see him as her dad NOT her husband. Ew ew ew.

firewall

Now if there were clones involved, it'd be a whole other story...

Sorry, I tried.

LilMouse

Clones that age rapidly and can reach Rush's age in a heartbeat.

firewall

There you go. So, Emma's character should be a clone so she can hurry up and get as old as Geoffrey Rush.

LilMouse

Imagine having an older clone that you run into and then you can see what you'll look like as an old lady

firewall

I am trying to figure out if I find that prospect horrifying or not. I guess it would depend what I look like as an older-clone. If I thought I was an attractive old lady I'd probably be relieved. Otherwise...

LilMouse

If you aren't happy with your older appearance you can always do the exact opposite of what your clone did and then end up looking better.

firewall

What if my older clone really took care of herself. Lots of exercise, healthy diet, deep skin moisturizers... am I supposed to do the opposite and see what happens?

LilMouse

If she looks bad after eating healthy and being active then YES, sit at home on your ass all the time and eat lots of junk food

firewall

Which is, subsequently, exactly what I do now. I'm on the right track.

LilMouse

You're going to live until 150.