S.A.S.H.A.

I have a small mouth but didn't get tiny teeth like my youngest aunt who has a big mouth. I'm glad, though, because little teeth like hers creep me out. I think mine are normal-sized. Can't imagine having big horse teeth with my little mouth.

LilMouse

Is that really a link to your teeth? They're so white. Have you gotten teeth whitening?

S.A.S.H.A.

Yeah, those are my teeth. I used to get them whitened all the time as a child whenever I went to the dentist. But then that became viewed as cosmetic, so it's not covered by insurance. As an adult, I've had them whitened just twice. Last time was in 2012. You see white, I see some shades of yellowing.

LilMouse

They allow kids to get their teeth whitened? I thought they'd be concerned about children still growing or something like that.

S.A.S.H.A.

Back in the 80s and early 90s, every time I'd go for my cleaning twice a year, they'd put some sort of bubble gum gel on my teeth, and they'd end up sparkling white. I miss those care-free days. Now it's all done via laser. I prefer the gel.

LilMouse

I remember getting some kind of gel but it wasn't for whitening. I actually can't remember what it was for. But it did taste yummy.

S.A.S.H.A.

The flavorful one was for cleanings. The whitening one was rinsed out shortly after being applied in my case.

LilMouse

I miss the days of the flavorful gel.

S.A.S.H.A.

I miss carefree childhood.

LilMouse

Where is my time machine so I can go back to kindergarten, 4th or 5th grade? I'll even take 6-8th.

S.A.S.H.A.

LilMouse

S.A.S.H.A.

Weird how one of them is staring at him.

LilMouse

And the guy all the way on the right looks like Dwight from The Office. He looks really out of place, like he's photoshopped in.

S.A.S.H.A.