Shippers
I'll Never Be Her
rose parade
PiCkLeS4dAwSoN
Laurababora
naturellebella
Cor-eee
canadiangirl4
*Stacy*
Ashes & Wine
sourburst

Quotes

"I loved your thong, by the way." -K

"You sent them... angry marriage hater." -J about K sending her flowers

"Who was that and where can I get one?" -Casey about K

"Find someone else to be creepy with." -J

"Can I have your drink?" -K
"Sure. Wait, no!" -J
"Oh, and you were doing so well." -K

"The maid of honor is a peculiar young woman." -K about J

"Oh, I am a very good caulker." -J
"Likes caulk." -K

"This is the vase that Tess will get out when George brings home flowers, just because he felt like it." -J
"I see, and this! This is the rooster-shaped umbrella holder that will hold all of George's umbrellas." -K

"If I didn't know you any better, I'd say you developed a little crush." -Maureen about K+J

"I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical
thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy..." -J
"Whoa, what was that last one?" -K
"What?" -J
"Did you say sexy?" -K
"What?" -J
"You think I'm sexy? -K
"No." -J
"It's okay if you do." -K
"I don't!" -J
"You think I'm a little sexy?" -K
"No, I think you think you're sexy. That's the point I'm making." -J
"You think I think I'm sexy?" -K
"Yes!" -J

"Those aren't the words!" -J
"Those are exactly the words! Sorry, Lyrics Police, what are the words?" -K

"She's got electric boobs..." -J singing
"Boobs?!" -K

"I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding." -K

"Just want you to know that I never do this." -J
"Oh, I know." -K
"No, really. Never, never do this..." -J
"No, really, I know. Last night you kept saying it over and over again. 'I never do this, I never do this, I never do this.'" -K

"Oh my God, I sang 'Bennie and the Jets' last night, didn't I?" -J
"Very loudly! And might I say, a little pitchy." -K
"I'm sorry, me? What about you? You hit notes only dogs could hear." -J

"Yeah, I'm Bennie; he's the Jets." -J

"I just destroyed my life and I didn't need your help to do it." -J
"Great, finally! I saw what you did in there, and you know what? I thought it was amazing. Was it absolutely, certifiably nuts?
Yes, it was, but you did something, Jane! For the first time, you were not just the perfect bridesmaid." -K
"Stop, just... please. I am not doing this with you again. I don't even know why I'm standing here talking to you." -J
"All right, let me tell y- Look, come here, listen to me. Do you want to know the real reason why I came here tonight?
Because I knew this was going to be hard for you, and for the first time in a really long time, I wanted to be there
for somebody. Yeah, all right, I messed up, I did. I'm sorry, and I'm going to turn around and I'm going to walk away
and I'm going to vanish, you'll never see me again, I promise. But I want you to know, I think you deserve...
I think you deserve more than what you've settled for, I do. I think you deserve to be taken care of for a change. I believe that." -K

"When you're with the person you're meant to be with, it should feel like..." -J, 'Bennie and the Jets' plays on her planner

"Kevin, I've been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along, and then you showed up. And... you were
nothing like the man that I imagined. You're cynical... and cranky and... impossible. But the truth is, fighting with you is
the best thing that's ever happened to me. And I think there's a very good chance that I'm falling in love with you." -J

"Kevin, I just really, um..." -J
"Get over here." -K and then they kiss

"So is this moment everything you hoped for?" -K
"No. It's more. Much more." -J