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| #151 | |||
| Banned  Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 34,572
| May 25, 2007 Walking into theatres around the world with Sparrabeth on their lips and minds, legions of Jack and Lizzie fans say their final prayer and secretly plot to riot in the streets if they do not get their way.  On a mission, they shove all the do-gooders and ship-jumpers out of their way to get the best spot in the house. Satisfied, they take their seats, open their extra large boxes of sour patch kids and begin discussion as they wait for the moment of truth... Tanith: Sweet Jesus, if I don't see Jack and Lizzie make out soon, I am going to kill somebody. Vanessa: Don't even stress. This is going to turn out our way. I just know it. Michelle: Well, it damn well better. Or, I'm gonna help her. Jess:  Look at all them ship jumpers over there. I dont trust them. They look shifty to me.Lis: Ooh, lets throw stuff at them. modern audrey: Even better, let's trip them when they try to get through. Tanith: Pbft! I already tripped three while you guys were talking. Victoria: (grabs her buttered popcorn): Ready girls? Aim right at their stupid, fat heads. Theresa:  This is for Sparrabeth, you traitorous whores!Lovecat: Viva la eye sex! Everyone: VIVA LA EYE SEX! Not long after, the lights of the theatre dimmed and the bright flicker of victory was finally within their grasp.... Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End Crew of the Black Pearl:  Where's Jack?... Jack?... Where did he go? Lizzie:  Where are you, Jack? I love you and I've realized my mistake. You are the only pirate for me. Wil: But Elizabeth. What about me? Lizzie:  Oops. Sorry.Wil: No, really. It's fine. I'll just... be over here. Lizzie:  It worked. Gibbs: Hey! There's Jack!  Jack: That's right. I'm back and I'm here to claim what's rightfully mine! The crew:  The Pearl? Jack: Hell no!! I'm here to claim Elizabeth! (Sparrabethers:  )Lizzie: Oh Jack!  (Sparrabethers: YAY!) Wil:  Hang on a minute! (rips Lizzie away from Jack) (Sparrabethers: BOO!)Wil: She's mine!  Jack: No, she's not! She's mine. Give her back! (Sparrabethers:  )Wil: No! Jack: Yes! Wil: No! Jack: No! Wil: Yes! Lizzie:  Oh, for God's sake.  (Elizabeth knocks Wil on his ass and steps over him to get to Jack) Oh, Jack. Jack: Oh, Lizzie.  (Sparrabethers: YAY!) Jack: I missed you, love. Lizzie: Oh, I missed you, too. I WAS sorry. So sorry. Can you ever forgive me? Jack: Of course. Lizzie: I love you, Jack! Jack: I love you, too, Lizzie. Wil:  Jack and Lizzie: And they lived happily ever after. The End _______________________________________________ Sparrabethers:  VICTORY!Willabethers: Sparrabethers:  To SPARRABETH!! (To Willabethers) Neener neener, you just lost! *rasberry*THE END *bows* Last edited by luvcali76 : 05-01-2007 at 02:07 AM. | |||
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| #152 | |||
| Dedicated Fan  Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 675
| Hee. Yay! I got a line in there. Woot! That was hilarious luvvy.  And that is so the way it's all gonna go down. __________________ *Pacey/Joey* *Jackie/Hyde* *Logan/Veronica* *Ryan/Taylor* *Jack/Elizabeth* | |||
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| #153 | |||
| Part-Time Fan  Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 330
|  Too hilarious! And I do believe you had my personality down quite well! __________________ http://ModernAudrey.livejournal.com www.fanfiction.net/~RandaBeth  Rogue/Pyro, Jack/Elizabeth, Spike/Buffy, Janitor/Elliot, Cox/Jordan, Jackie/Hyde, Jackie/Eric, Draco/Ginny, Ron/Hermione Icon by - Me | |||
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| #154 | |||
| Obsessed Fan  Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,020
| That was TOTALLY worth staying up for!!! I shall now drink some more beer in your honour! | |||
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| #156 | |||
| Master Fan  Joined: May 2006
Posts: 11,072
| OMG  You are a genius I tell you!!!!! A genius!!!! This needs to go on the front post, too. Right next to our beloved bunnies Lizzie: Oops. Sorry.Wil: No, really. It's ok. I'll just be over here. Have I told you lately that I love you?  __________________ KITTY: Bad things happen when you go out. Maybe one day you'll learn to stay home and drink. Like me. avi by wavex Last edited by tanith75 : 04-30-2007 at 07:08 PM. | |||
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| #157 | |||
| Banned Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 34,572
| I figured you guys would think I was... crazy.  | |||
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| #158 | |||
| Obsessed Fan Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,020
| No more crazy than the rest of us. The lunatics run the asylum in the J/E thread!  And I totally agree with Tanith...that is a MUST for the opening post. ETA...Oooh! Bunnies!! | |||
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| #159 | |||
| Banned Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 34,572
| Ok, I'll stick the link to that post on the front page.  Hehe. | |||
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| #160 | |||
| Absolute Fan  Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 6,930
| *giggles* OH MY GOD I love my Line "lets throw something at them THATS soo me I'd SOOO do that *giggles* I'm evil I'm laughing so hard i'm crying __________________ Icon from LJ Castle: "You're my Work wife" Beckett: "I am NOT Your work wife" Castle: "Judgemental and disapproving You're so My work wife | |||
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| #161 | |||
| Master Fan Joined: May 2006
Posts: 11,072
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Not crazy. You're daft like Jack __________________ KITTY: Bad things happen when you go out. Maybe one day you'll learn to stay home and drink. Like me. avi by wavex | |||
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| #162 | |||
| Banned Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 34,572
| That I am. Tanith, are you aware that there is a shirtless, sweaty (older) Danny next door? | |||
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| #163 | |||
| Master Fan Joined: May 2006
Posts: 11,072
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 Okay. Back. Sorry, I'm a sucker for hot shirtless men. If we get a shirtless Johnny scene in AWE I hope my husband is up getting popcorn or something cause I swear to God, I'm gonna scream out loud  __________________ KITTY: Bad things happen when you go out. Maybe one day you'll learn to stay home and drink. Like me. avi by wavex Last edited by tanith75 : 04-30-2007 at 08:01 PM. | |||
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| #164 | |||
| Master Fan Joined: May 2006
Posts: 11,072
|  Second page? How in the world did that happen. Second page is for ugly people  Not Jack and Lizzie. I have a question I'm hoping someone knows the answer to. Will wants to save his dad, right. But his dad is already dead. So, is he hoping to free his soul so he can be in peace or something, or go to heaven I suppose if that's what Will is hoping for. Or is it just so he doesn't have to serve Davy Jones anymore. And also when Will becomes CotFD will his dad stay with him, like as his first mate or something I'm a little comfused. It must be the bunnies, man. They're starting to rot my brain.__________________ KITTY: Bad things happen when you go out. Maybe one day you'll learn to stay home and drink. Like me. avi by wavex | |||
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| #165 | |||
| Banned Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 34,572
| No way. Like Tanith said, second page is for ugly people! | |||
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