Husband ღ Wife
Welcome to the First Thread Dedicated to Joe & Allison Dubois

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Reasons We Love Them:
1. Because they're written so well
2. Because Their Perfectly Aligned
3. Because They're very realistic, relatable characters
4. Because Their family is adorable
5. Because He's her very own Boy Scout Jamboree
6. Because No matter how weird she gets, he's at her side
7. Because She's "Joe's" not Clay Bick's
8. Because she likes to grab Joe's ass
9. Because Joe would do anything for Allison
10. Becuase their the Most Realistic, Greatest Couple on Teleivision. Period.

Future Thread Titles:
Husband & Wife: Joe&Allison DuBois ღ [MEDIUM] #2: "And what comes with wisdom? With a little luck? Allison Dubois," - Joe Dubois
Husband & Wife: Joe&Allison DuBois ღ [MEDIUM] #3: Even when she can't hear, Allison knows Joe Loves Her
Husband & Wife: Joe&Allison DuBois ღ [MEDIUM] #4: "Still I woner why it is, I don't aruge like this with anyone but you..,"

Joe and Allison Shippers:
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Memorable Joe/Allison Quotes:
#1.
Allison Dubois: Psychic with a bad sense of time.
Joe Dubois: Do you remember where you live?
Allison Dubois: Hmm, I'm seeing a house. I'm seeing a guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink.
Joe Dubois: It's amazing how you do that.

#2.
Allison: How can you say that?
Joe: I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it.

#3.
Allison Dubois: Ow!
[pulls a portable phone out of couch cushions]
Joe Dubois: Wow. You one of those people who can talk out of their ass?
Allison Dubois: It's not funny.
Joe Dubois: It's kind of funny.

#4.
Joe: [Comes out from behind the shower curtian, with soap on his nose] Do I look like a Fool to you? [Squints]
Allison: You are a Deeply Disturbed Man. --- {A Couple of Choices}

#5.
Joe: ...Which is why the next time we fall asleep with the Television on, I'm gonna make sure we have a little some "soft core" going on. You get my Meaning Woman? [Spanks Allison]
Allison: [Gives him a Pointed Look] Go to work.
Joe: Oh yeah, she heard me. --- {A Couple of Choices}

#6.
Joe Dubois: Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda…
Allison Dubois: Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off?
Joe Dubois: You can read minds. --- {Pilot}

#7.
Allison Dubois: He looks pretty good, don't you think?
Joe Dubois: For a functional alcoholic - absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking by himself?
Allison Dubois: Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville? --- {Lucky}

#8.
Allison Dubois: It's 9:00. How am I supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere?
Joe Dubois: If something had happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who are we kidding, you'd be the first to know. ---{In Sickness and Adultry}

#9.
Allison Dubois: I just had a weird dream...
Joe Dubois: Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y". --- {A Couple of Choices}

#10.
Allison: What's this?
Joe: It's a passbook.
Allison: You don't need a passbook to get into this room, your driver's licence will do...

#11.
Allison: Very strange. On one hand I had a vivid dream that said she was the one but sitting in front of her today, my instincts told me she isn't.
Joe: For God Sakes, listen to your instincts. Don't listen to your instincts.

#12.
Joe: I expect you to back me up on this.
Allison: 14? Absolutely. God!
Joe: She's gonna come to you next, so we need to be on the same page. How old were you when your parents started letting you do stuff like... meet boys at the mall?
Allison: I don't know. About Ariel's age.
Joe: Wrong answer.

FANSITES:
Official Websites:
CBS PRIME TIME - MEDIUM
Medium - NBC.com

Unofficial + Fan Sites:
Patricia-Arquette.com
Jake Weber Tribute Page (Last Updated 5/17/02)
Elfjune's Jake Weber Page (Last Updated 4/9/05)
Jake_Weber @ LJ
LJs first Medium Community
What She Saw: Medium FanFiction and Challenges
Medium FanFiction Archive - FanFiction.Net
Medium Icons
Dubois_Love (Joe x Allison Community)
Medium Screencaps by Boogieshoe
Medium Screencaps @ piaresquare lj

MUSIC VIDEOS:

[Music Videos]:
#1. Medium // Chasing Cars (Joe/Allison)
#2. Medium // Save Me
#3. Allison & Joe: I Love You
#4. Joe&Allison1
#5. MediuM (Joe & Allison)
#6. MEDIUM (ALLISON & JOE)

[Episode Moments]:
#1. Good Morning "Medium" Style (From "The One Behind the Wheel" - Season 3)
#2. Medium - Getting Ready for Valentine's Day (From "The One Behind the Wheel" - Season 3)
#3. Medium - Snogging in the Rain (From "Twice Upon a Time" - Season 2)
#4. Medium - Allison tickled Joe (From "When Push Comes to Show [Part I]" - Season One)
#5. Medium Season III Gag Reel
#6. Medium Season II Gag Reel
#7. Medium Season I Gag Reel

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Freeze Frame: Joe and Allison Moments [Screencaps by piaresquare]:

[2x09]: Still Life

Joe: He says he's got to know in three days. Something about the financing.
Allison: Well, what do you think?
Joe: What do I think? I think it's scary and flattering, and scary and flattering, and scary and... The guy's the best combination of businessman and engineer I've ever met. I keep thinking about all these magazine articles I've read about Wozniak and Jobs getting together, about... Bill Gates and Paul Allen. And then I keep thinking about the... the company health plan, and my great parking space, and the company Christmas party--the stupid stuff I've come to depend on....[Pause] Hey No fair. Where'd you go?
Allison: What does that say? What's what say?

[2x10]: The Reckoning

Allison: kocka-doodle-do.
Joe: kocka-doodle who? Never mind. I take that back. It's way too early for this kind of talk. Do you know that it's barely 5:00?
Allison: I know.
Joe: Is that a grocery list?
Allison: Kind of. It's a list of things Ariel thinks she needs for her slumber party tomorrow night.
Joe: Rice cakes, sunflower seeds? What?
Allison: Ariel's trying to make friends with this girl named Celeste who is allergic to gluten.
Joe: This is why you're up so early?
Allison: No. I hit a girl with my car.
Joe: In a dream? Okay. Was anyone else with you?
Allison: No.
Joe: Was it nighttime, daytime?
Allison: It was night.
Joe: Any idea where the street might have been?
Allison: What do you mean? Like a name?
Joe: A name would be good.
Allison: Well, I remember I felt like it was that area near the hospital where all those houses are.
Joe: Okay, this is easy.
Allison: I'm glad you feel so relieved.
Joe: Let's just agree, from now until the end of time, that you don't drive alone at night in that area by the hospital where the houses are. What? You're upset?
Allison: I'm just frustrated. That's all.
Joe: Why?
Allison: We've been at this for a while now.
Joe: And?
Allison: All this skepticism!
Joe: This isn't skepticism. This is the exact opposite of skepticism. This is absolute conviction followed by-- and this is the important part-- by completely logical plan of action.
Allison: Really?
Joe: Truly. It's like that joke; The guy walks in to the doctor's office, he says, "Hey, Doc, my arm hurts when I raise it like this." And the doctor says, "Fine. Don't raise it like that." We can't stop the night from coming, we can't stop the girl from stepping out into the road. But if you're not in the road in your car, you're not gonna hit her. Allison, smile, for God's sake. This is a tragedy we can absolutely avoid. This is a gift. Now I say we celebrate... back in bed.
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Allison: So their names are Hannah, Celeste and Ashley.
Joe: No, I know Hannah.
Allison: They're not due here till 3:00, and I will absolutely be back before then, so don't worry.
Joe: I believe You
Allison: I need to know if it's her.
Joe: No, I know.
Allison: Like I was supposed to meet her, like I was supposed to help her, and I didn't.
Joe: Al, give yourself a break. You only met this woman for five minutes.
Allison: I know.
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Joe: Everyone's in bed. I lied and told them you'd sneak in later while they were asleep and give them kisses.
Allison: That's not technically a lie.



[2x20]: The Darkness is Light Enough

Joe: Whatever you want, you're going to have to do it yourself.
Allison: Not funny. When did you get in?
Joe: I don't know.I couldn't bear to look at the clock. I really have to get some sleep. I just found out the client's coming in tomorrow at 3:00 for an update. Oh, crap.
Allison: What?
Joe: Did we ever get my suit pants fixed after the cuff came unraveled at christmas?
Allison: "We"? If by "we," you really mean "me," then no. "We" didn't know about your cuff.
Joe: Okay, forget it. I'll wear shorts and a t-shirt. I can go straight from the meeting to unemployment and then directly to the car wash to look for a job.
Allison: hey... there is a tailor who works at the mall by city hall who does alterations while you wait. I can drop them off first thing and pick them up at lunch.
Joe: On second thought, bring those brains of yours over here. I think I do feel like kissing them.
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Allison: You'd better not be playing solitaire on that computer.
Joe: It's almost 2:00. You're cutting it close.
Allison: You're welcome.
Joe: I'm sorry. There was a thank you in there. You just didn't hear it.
Allison: Well,you're right. I'm running late. The strangest thing happened to me on the way over here. I saw this woman. She looked just like that girl i've been seeing in my dreams--the one who keeps getting kissed? She was going up an escalator. I was going down. [Pauses; Joe leans down to kiss her]; Geez.
Joe: There's no reason some stranger in a mall should be getting all the action. I'm sorry I haven't been around. Thank you for lunch.
Allison: You tip all the delivery people that way,
or was that special for me?



Allison: ...Fine. What about my 2:00? It's five after. What is he, one of those absent-minded professors?
Joe: Actually, I've been here since ten of. I'm just doing my part to fight fritz.
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Allison: My firm's handling the Sean Redburn case. Are you familiar with it?
Joe: Rich contractor stabbed his immigrant mistress to death. It's been on the news a lot.
Allison: Allegedly.
Joe: It's allegedly been on the news? No, I'm fairly certain coverage has been ubiquitous.
Allison: No, he allegedly committed a murder. We intend to prove that he's been wrongly accused.
Joe: Don't the police have a knife with her blood on it?
Allison: They found a knife in that dump that happens to be the same brand and style as the set she owned, and there were microscopic traces that match her very common blood type, yes.
Joe: I heard somebody saw them having an argument and she hasn't been heard from since.
Allison: You strike me as an intelligent man, Mr. DuBois. Do you believe everything you see and hear on the news? Couples fight. I'm sure you and your wife...
Joe: I'm not married.
Allison: You should try it sometime. I highly recommend it.
Joe: Ah, see, but there's the problem. All the cool girls are taken.
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Allison: I don't understand, why did you bother coming back? Was it the money? Was it the suit?
Joe: "..."
Allison: I'm a married woman, Mr. Dubois.
Joe: See? All the cool girls are taken.
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Allison: What am I thinking?
Joe: Miss Dunham? ...Your soaked, come on in.
Allison: No Answer me, what I am I thinking? Your right, he's guilty. I know he's guilty, how do I know that? I know nothing about Math, but I read your book and suddenly I understand -- everything! I left your number at the office. But somehow I knew exactly how to get here. To this house. To you. And now that I'm here, everything seem so... completely familiar. I-I don't really know what I'm doing here. I'm doing what you told me to do, I'm following my instincts. And my instincts tell me I am supposed to be here. With you.
Joe: "...."
Allison: Just forget the last five minutes of your life.
[Proceed to Snogging in the Rain]

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Originally Posted by ice_ice_baby (View Post) Thanks Sorry, I wish I could, but what you've already done is far beyond my creative ability

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Originally Posted by ice_ice_baby (View Post) One of my favorite quotes from Medium was when Joe came into the bedroom with that bank passbook thing and Allison said "You don't need a passport to get into this room, your driver's licence will do"

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