dreamywriter19

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CallistaHogan

TFTNT. Love this title.

Stefan/Elena
Chuck/Blair
Finn/Rachel
Damon/Bonnie
Buffy/Riley
Max/Tess
Elijah/Elena
Klaus/Anyone - He's a freaking psychopath and it's been clearly established that he only cares about himself.

Videl-Chan

Effy/Freddie
Stefan/Caroline
Matt/Caroline
Elena/anyone but Elijah
Katherine/anyone but Klaus
Puck/Rachel
Puck/Lauren
Finn/anyone
Luke/Ruby
Doctor/River

dreamywriter19

YW

Plus:

Brooke/Julian.
Lucas/Peyton.
Matt/Caroline.
Damon/Elena.
Elijah/Katherine.
Klaus/Life.
Chuck/Life.
Bonnie/Screentime.

ring of fire

Brooke/Lucas
Brooke Sue/Life
Jake/Peyton
OTH S2 - S1242/Life - This show had only ONE decent season and it was season one. In season two it got extremely contrived, cheesy and stupid. S3 was also awful, I thought the shooting episode was the most disrespectful thing they ever did. If you are going to touch such a delicate subject don't do it to prop couples or the revive the stupid love triangle. I only kept watching the show because I knew they were going back to LP. The show should have ended in S4, at least it had some little dignity back then. Now it's just a joke.

Liam/Annie - I quit watching 90210 because of them. I can't stand and it shows how much they suck that they have to change Liam completely so he could suit Annie.

Ryan/Marissa - The lack of chemistry was painful and nothing says true love like choosing any girl over Marissa all the time. He only got back together with her when he had noone else.

Freddie/Effy - The lack of chemistry here was even worse. Their scenes were so unrealistic and ridiculous. The only got together because of shallow reasons. They were the two hottest people in the show so they HAD to be together Also their love story has no depth and Freddie didn't know her at all. Besides it shows how horrible their relationship was that Effy tried to kill herself so she could get out of it

Stefan/Caroline - Such a stupid and ridiculous idea. The romantic chemistry is not there and Stefan will never get over Elena. Caroline doesn't need to be second best to Elena for the rest of her life.

Matt/Caroline

Bonnie/anyone

Klaus/anyone but his evilness

Michael/anyone but Nikita

Nikita/anyone but Michael

mary ksand

It depends on the way you look at things. This is the way I personally see it, this situation and their relationship. My right to see it that way and this is the right thread to voice my point. No defending is allowed here.

TFTNT! Great title


Jack/Kate there is nothing more romantic in the world than a guy with daddy issues who tries to "fix" the wrong girl who spends the whole series pining/sleeping with/loving another man. And also there is nothing more romantic than a girl leaving her twu wuv dying alone with a dog and escaping the island with that another man.

Sawyer/Juliet Juliet, dear, you have to know one thing about Jimmy: Jimmy's last name is freaking Ford, not LaFlower and this guy was willing to take a bullet for the woman he loved while for you he only sniffed a flower

Cook/Effy this was a complete joke. Cook was a womanizing jerk who had done loads of sex, he screwed Effy and a bunch of other girls, however, we where supposed to believe that he now has "feelings" for Effy after screwing her? Or, after it turned out that she is in love with his best friend? And also we are supposed to root for him because he had daddy issues, which is totally super-tragic just like Jack Shephard's issues with his daddy Those decent characters that didn't evolve into criminals because of having family problems (sometimes even bigger than Cook's) are not as "deep" and "complex" as Cooksus, they don't understand NOTHING good ever stayes with Cooksus... well, except for his friend who was always there for him and got him out of all the trouble, but this friend is a complete bastard since he dared to love a girl who loved him back and Cooksus suddenly started experiencing an "undying love" for this girl. Because you see, weeping, whining, punching innocent by passers in face and hitting a girl when she gets hysterical totally defines true love on Skins.

Harry/Ginny flawless series. Flawless characrers. Flawless SL's. And THIS as the main couple?! Oh, how I wish I was able to find a Hero/His fangirl since 10 a perfect match.

Buffy/Angel "You walked down the steps... and... and I loved you..." - says a 200 + years old vampire (who's soul was forced on him by the curse) about a 15 years old girl when he saw her sucking a lollypop. Lmao. Ok. So, yes, he fell in love with her when she walked down the steps in a sexy t-shirt and she fell in love with him even before knowing who he is and what he is. She loved a mysterious stranger that appeared from time to time telling bits of stories and helping her when HE thought she needed help. Then it turned out he is a vampire, they had sex, he turned into a big bad, started psychologically torturing Buffy, killed her watcher's love, tortured her friends, attempted to kill Buffy's mom, turned Buffy's life into living hell, nearly killed Buffy herself, but then his soul was forced on him (again) by Willow and oh, oops, Buffy had to kill him and send him into a hell demention for the greater good. However, Angel came back from hell, but as much as he loved her "heart", not being able to have sex with her happened to be a problem and he decided to leave her. So, basically, taking that Joss shows are full of metaphors, we've been told a story about a guy who has sex with a girl and after that treats her like crap and ends up leaving her. Great massege. Anyway, after Angel turned his back on Buffy and walked away to sunny LA, Buffy went to colledge, moved on, slept with a guy named Parker and later with Riley. Angel didn't show up or call her even to ask if she was ok. He kept coming back ones a year giving Buffy a fake hope on a possibility of their future relationship and then left again. He didn't take care of her, her family, he barely knew anything about her sister and didn't have any interaction with Buffy herself. After Buffy's death he wasn't there for her family and friends, when Buffy came back from Heaven, it wasn't Angel witnessing Buffy's depression and emotional break downs, because apparently he could only love a lively school girl and not a troubled desperate for money young woman who became a single mother for her teenage sister. All that time Spike was by Buffy's side. Spike went to fight back his soul for Buffy. If Angel loved Buffy so much, why wouldn't he go and do the same with his curse? BA never grew into a mature love, it was nothing but a high school romance and that is where it remained till the end.

And even though I don't hate BA, their Chosen scene will never stop making me mad, because Angel totally forgot about his one and only son whom he killed a few hours ago and gave him another life in another family, saying goodbye to him forever. Shouldn't it be a shock for every father? But no, Angel more cared about Buffy dating or not dating Spike That was just sick and made Angel look completely pathetic, no wonder Buffy gave him a brush off and said he was acting twelve.


Bill/Sookie because it is totally ok when your guy is Bill Compton and he does all those horrible things to you. Oh, wait... no, it is not ok!

dreamywriter19

Bringing this from the previous thread:

Lucas/Peyton Unabridged. Requested by Nikki. It's actually just their story from S4 on, because I don't really have a problem with them S1-3. I didn't ship them but I didn't hate them. Season 4, though... This is split into seasons because it got to long to post it all at once.

Peyton: Luke, hey. You don’t look good, are you okay?
Lucas: No. Brooke broke up with me and I just… I don’t even know why. She’s your best friend, do you have any idea what happened?
Peyton: Oh… well, I said something to Brooke yesterday that I know I shouldn’t have said because I knew exactly how she’d react, which is by the way the reason I said it in the first place…
Lucas: Oh, look! The lights are out. No, no, wait, they’re back on. What were you saying?
Peyton: Nothing! Tell you what, I’ll help you get Brooke back, okay? So I can totally come off as the concerned and selfless best friend that I am not.
Lucas: Really? Thank you, Peyton, you’re an amazing friend. What should I do?
Peyton: Well, first of all, you need to spend insane amounts of time with me just in case Brooke still has any doubts that you’re in love with me and she’s just denial to you. Of course that’s not the case even though I totally believe it is. It’s not the case, is it? Who is the person you want standing next to you when all your dreams come true, Luke?
Lucas: Brooke.
Peyton: WHAT?! Good to know. Like I said, I’ll help you get her back.
Brooke: Are those my ex-boyfriend and my ex-best friend hanging out all the time? Oh, they are! What will I do about it? Oh, I know! I’ll be a total bitch to both of them, which is actually completely in character for me when I’m angry and/or hurt.
Me: I can’t deny it, it is. I thought we were past that, but apparently I was wrong. I’ll just wait for all three of them to come to their senses and stop acting like immature brats.
Peyton: Luke, Brooke’s being a bitch and I’m such an innocent victim. I need protection.
Lucas: Brooke, wait!
Peyton: Um, Luke? I’m still here. I’m still a damsel in distress.
Lucas: Just a second, Peyt. Brooke!
Peyton: PROTECT ME, LUKE!
Me: Hold on, isn’t this supposed to be Peyton Sawyer? That amazing girl who fought against discrimination, cancer and was brave enough to open up her heart to a boy when there were little to no chances that they could be together? She used to be able to protect herself, wasn’t she? Not to mention, she wasn’t a selfish bitch pretending to be what she was not. What the hell happened to this (once) admirable and relatable girl?
Mark: *raises a hand* I happened!
Me: Oh. Right. You.
Lucas: What’s going on, Peyton? You look happy.
Peyton: I have a brother!
Lucas: Make sure this is not some crazy lunatic, okay? I have a feeling that he is.
Peyton: He’s not. Oh, wait, but he is! I’ll let you save me, then I’ll suffer for a while, take up self-defense lessons from my real half-brother and ruin the potential character growth this might bring me by refusing to acknowledge any of my own mistakes and blaming everything on Brooke.
Lucas: Brooke and I aren’t meant to be.
Peyton: Oh, really? I’m in love with you.
Lucas: Oh.
Skills: Peyton told you she loved you and you said “oh”?
Lucas: What should I have said? Peyton and I don’t make sense.
Skills: Of course you do! We all know you do, we have always known you do well, except for the time when we all thought you were meant to be with Brooke! Hey, do you remember the school shooting?
Lucas: Oh, the one when my uncle was murdered? Kind of, why?
Skills: Because you chose to be there, Luke. You chose to be there for Peyton.
Lucas: Really? But I clearly remember going into the school to help Nathan…
Skills: Don’t interrupt. You went into the school to save Peyton.
Lucas: But…
Skills: Shh! I said Peyton. You’re crazy for her, okay?
Lucas: Well, I guess you’re right. Hey, Peyton, you’re the one I want standing next to me when all my dreams come true.
Peyton: Eek! This makes me so happy even though you’re basically recycling a line you first used with my ex best friend!
Me: Well, to be fair, Lucas also recycled one of his Peyton lines for Brooke. And yet this unimaginative guy is supposed to be a writing prodigy who got a book published at 19. I see.
Lucas and Peyton: We’re so happy and meant to be. We’re the most profound and amazing couple on this show even though we are even cheesier than Nathan and Haley.
Me: Huh. That fly’s been on the wall for ten whole minutes. Wait, LP were on my screen? I didn’t notice.
Lucas and Peyton: Don’t worry, no one does.
Mark: Uh-oh. People are still calling Peyton a bad friend. How dare they? And more importantly, what can I do about it?
Writer #1: Rant at the fans on fanforum?
Writer #2: Come up with something to make Brooke look worse than Peyton?
Writer #3: Oh, wait, I know! How about both?
Mark: Oh, you’re almost as smart as me. That’s exactly what I’ll do.
Lucas: Oh!!!! Brooke and Nathan slept together while he and Peyton were still a couple?
Peyton: Oh, my God, you bitch! How could you do something like that to me?
Brooke: Hey, give me a break! This is the first I’ve ever heard of it too!
Nathan: Yeah, I agree with Brooke. I mean, I would have acted somewhat uncomfortably around her sometimes, given away any indication of it. But hey, the boss said we slept together, so let’s hit the flashbacks bed.
Peyton: You’re a hypocritical bitch. We’re done, we’ve never been friends.
Brooke: We’ve never been friends? Are you serious?
Peyton: Apparently! This was the worst year of my life and you cut me out because I was honest to you. Sure, I was never honest with Lucas or even apologized to you for my part in this whole mess, but still, this is all your fault.
Brooke: Peyton’s right. I’ve been a bitch. Let’s be best friends again.

*End of the first act*

endlessblaze

Jack/Gwen
Gwen Cooper/Life
Ianto Jones/Death

John Paul/Anyone but Craig
Craig/Anyone but John Paul

Jackson Walsh/Death
Aaron Livesy/Being alone

Worst of the worst.

PS. AWESOME THREAD TITLE. For serious.

mary ksand

And that is all? I've been waiting for this new thread hoping for a long entertaining rant from you as you usually do when it comes to this Gwen girl But you still reminded me about how much I hate:

Wesley/Fred
Wesley/Life

Ok... to make it clear. I think Wesley is the WORST character ever created and Wesley/Fred is the worst couple ever. They fail at life. I don't know what the writers where smoking thinking if they thought that this two are meant to be. I facepalmed so hard during every single scene where Wesley stalked her and even more - when they kissed. This is the poorest excuse for "romance" I ever got to witness on my screen.

PS: yes, I do hate them more than I hate Harry/Ginny, Jate, Suliet and Ceffy and it says A LOT.

arakha

Joffrey/ life
Chuck/ Blair
Chuck/ life
Stefan/ Elena
Stefan/ Caroline
Stefan/ life
Bill/ Sookie
Bill/ life

blueschild007

jack and kate
sawyer and kate
kate and life Could not get into either ship because I disliked her so much.


About to do a rewatch of Vampire diaries so:
Stefan/Elena

Lucas4Brooke

Amazing post! love this and this is why I hated LP, they made me sick! I hated what Peyton turned into when around Luke a selfish, patheitc, self-centered brat....who lost all of her strenght and needed SUPER!Luke to save her. Seriously the only time I liked her was when she was with Jake. As for Luke he was even worse than her when stuck in LP hell... at least with Brooke he grew as a character, became mature had a sense of morality and cared about something other than himself. Oh and when other people have to tell you you are meant to be with someone before you realize it yourself, then something is seriously wrong.

endlessblaze

Haha sorry! i'm a bit tired right now too tired for rants but I promise you'll get a rant tomorrow.

nottheend

Omg, omg this is absolutely fabulous! Especially this "Don’t interrupt" thing.

But for real, this is how I see LP relationship. Lucas settled for Peyton. Sometimes I really can't believe I shipped them in S1.

hot_vanilla

Eli/Clare - because their melodrama is too stupid and annoying. When someone crashes their car (potentially killing themselves and other people) just so you'll talk to them, you know the relationship is unhealthy. I just don't understand how any of that crap is romantic or even okay.