Charisma Carpenter - Cordelia/Doyle #4: Because he gave her the only thing he had - Page 9

andbreatheme · 06-23-2008, 09:24 AM

39. It's cute but not as good as the rest.

starryeyesxx · 06-23-2008, 11:40 AM

yeah i agree no 39

shutterbug579 · 06-23-2008, 01:03 PM

3 - 1 vote
20 - 1 vote
39 - 3 votes

Lysee · 06-23-2008, 05:15 PM

I say #39.

shutterbug579 · 06-24-2008, 06:24 PM

#39 is eliminated with 4 votes.

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#2

Cordelia: "They're finally in."
Doyle: "They're in."
Angel: "Okay…?"
Cordelia: "Your cards."
Doyle: "The cards."
Cordelia: "Your calling cards to leave with people so they know how to reach you."
Doyle: "Great idea! Calling cards. It's not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky when ever they need help, you know?"
Angel: "Hey, look at that, there is our number. It's right next to a… a um - a - a butterfly?"
Doyle: "It's obviously not a butterfly, you idiot. It's a - a bird. No, no, wait, it's an owl. A - a bird that hunts at night. Brilliant! It's a- a…"
Cordelia: "It's an angel!"
Angel: "An angel. Right. It's an angel!"
Doyle: "Brilliant. So obvious and so clever on so many levels…"
Cordy: "Oh, shut up!"

#3

Cordelia: "Hi. Being harassed by someone or something? Just dial us up, day or night. (to the guy) You look troubled. Are you troubled - or is that just your lazy eye? - Anyway, call us, we are very discreet. Hi, how are you?"
Doyle: "Hey, hey, hey! This isn't a marketing seminar here, princess. You've got to stay a bit more below radar."
Cordelia: "What radar?"
Doyle: "The police? You know the service our friend Angel provides - might put some people in mind of the V-word."
Cordelia: "Vampire?"
Doyle: "No, Vigilante. You know there are laws against this. You need to chat people up a little more casual like. You know, hi, what's your name? How's life treatin' ye? What's that you say? Minions from hell gettin' you down?"
Cordelia: "I'm an actress, a student of the human animal. I don't need to talk to people to know their story."
Turns to point at guy dancing.
Cordy: "You see jazz-hands over there? Mama's boy. Peter Pan complex. (points at a short haired blonde) Self-absorbed closet-dud, with a big 'the world owes me' chip on her shoulder. (points to Sharon leaving with Kevin) Check out Sarah-plain-and-tall. Has or comes from big money."
Doyle: "How do you know all that?"
Cordy: "Well, you've got to be rich to snag the Calvin Kline model she's leaving with."
Doyle: "Yeah, well, they're all riveting insights and such, but we need to find someone that's in trouble?"

#13

Cordelia is walking into the office carrying the mail.
Cordy: "Uh, look at all these bills: - water, - power, - and my perennial favorite: the rent. What am I missing?"
Doyle: "Not a thing I can see."
Cordy: "Doyle, try to pay attention."
Doyle: "I am paying attention princess. We just need the income to pay for the outgo around here."
Cordy: "Exactly! You know? This is a business and we should be running it like one. We should be charging. I know Angel has been working day and night helping people fight their personal demons, but I need a raise!"
Doyle: "A raise? What, you've been working for him for like 20 minutes?"
Cordy: "A month, and I have needs."
Doyle: "Needs."
Cordy: "A person needs certain - designer - things."
Doyle: "Personally I don't think you need much in the way of clothes. But you are right, and I do agree. Angel needs to start charging. He just hates bringing up the finances with the clients. He likes playing the hero, - walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in a mysterious and attractive way."
Cordy: "Is this a private moment? Because I can leave you alone."
Doyle: "No, no, I'm not saying *I'm* attracted. I'm just saying he's projecting a certain kind of image and asking for money isn't part of it. He's sensitive about that."
Cordy: "Oh, here he comes. Ok, we're going to stand up to him."
Doyle stands up: "Yup, we're standing up."
Cordy: "Just as soon as he's had his coffee."
Dole: "Right."

#17

Doyle: "Well, that didn't go so badly."
Cordy: "See, you can save damsel and make decent money. Is this a great country or what?!"
Doyle: "Let's march down to the bank and deposit this beauty."
Angel: "You guys go ahead. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames."
Doyle: "Oh, right, you're pretty much the night deposit guy. Still, cause to celebrate."
Cordy: "You think everything's a cause to celebrate. We could use more of these."
Doyle: "And we'll have more of these soon."
Cordy: "We need more of these now. Have a vision."
Doyle: "I can't just perform on demand."
Cordy: "We need the clients. Have a vision."
Doyle: "That money has corrupted you."
Cordy: "If I hit you on the head, will you have a vision?"
Doyle: "Get away from me. You're insane."
Cordy: "Am not. Now will you have a vision?"

#20

Doyle: "Hey, Cordy, you look great by the way."
Cordy: "I wouldn't know. The man doesn't even have a mirror. Like it would kill him to not see himself?"
Doyle: "Listen, I was wondering if anybody called lately? Maybe asking about me or maybe wanting my address?"
Cordy: "Oh, yeah. Yesterday your cousin called, with one of those names from your part of England."
Doyle: "My part of England?"
Cordy: "Conner or Fergus - did he find you?"
Doyle: "Yeah, he did, all right. But you see, a little ah - warning might have been nice, give a fella a chance to neat the place up, you know?"
Cordy: "Jeez, I just helped the guy as a favor to you. Maybe next time I won't bother."
Doyle: "Well, it's not like you even have to pick up the phone. You just let your friend Aura hang there."
Cordy: "Ok, here's an idea: How about you make me a list of people you're too good to talk to."

#28

Kate: "We all need - so much."
Cordy to Doyle: "What's her deal? Too much..."
Doyle: "Thumb sucking?"
Cordy: "Alcohol! Dummy."
Doyle: "Don't look at me like that. I'm not the one that needs to brush up on their finger pantomime. It's something to do with the training she had at work."
Kate: "Some one's got a crush."
Doyle: "What?"
Kate: "It's right there, how he feels about you. And you don't know what to do about it."
Cordy: "Please! We just joke around."
Kate: "Where is the truth? Where is the truth? He is hiding behind Mr. Humor. I mean, look at - look at Doyle.. really look at him, what do you see?"
Cordy: "A bad double-poly blend?"
Kate: "That's defense, Cordelia. Maybe you should open your heart to a new possibility!"
Doyle: "Hey, you know, she's starting to make some sense..."
Cordy: "Angel!"

#42

Angel: " I'm the what?"
Cordy: "The Dark Avenger."
Angel: "I'm the Dark Avenger."
Cordy: "I know, it's perfect! We can do it ourselves on High 8. I'll charm a post-production house into doing the effects and... Look, I know a little something about self-promotion, Angel, and I'm telling you one commercial like this could get us out of the red - or the black - or which ever one means we're broke, because that's us. So what? Buffy blows into to town and puts you into a permanent funk and I'm just supposed to stand by and watch our business go belly up?"
Doyle: "He's not entirely wrong, you know? Look, all I'm saying is advertising a superhero that can't really go out in the daylight might raise vampire suspicions, not to mention our pesky lack of an investigator's license."
Cordy: "And who needs a license when we have no clients?"
Doyle: "We'll manage, princess. We always do."
Cordy: "We will if we project the right image. And now I'm suddenly thinking that Angel is all wrong for this commercial! He is a larger-than-life character, way to Braveheart for Joe-Couch-potato to relate to. We need someone who's - average, (looks Doyle up and down), run of the mill, ordinary. You're perfect."
Doyle: "While I appreciate the compliment, it's just..."
Cordy: "Come over here into the light, and let's see if we can create some cheekbones."
Doyle: "Cordelia, I'm not the photogenic type. Plus I get dry mouth."
Cordy: "Excuse me? This is not a negotiation. This is a necessity. Our boss is in a funk. You *know* that he's only happy when he's fighting evil. Now let's drum up some!"
Doyle: "I don't know what we need evil for when we got you right here."
Cordy: "I heard that!"

#46

Doyle: "What?"
Cordy: "You're alive!"
Doyle: "And you're not happy?"
Cordy: "We were worried."
Doyle: "Oh. Well, its all going to be okay. (Cordy slaps him) What was that for?"
Cordy: "Why didn't you tell me that you were half demon? I thought we agreed that secrets are bad!"
Doyle: "I wanted to tell you. I was afraid. I thought if I did, you'd reject me."
Cordy: "I've rejected you way before now! So, you're half demon. Big Whoop! I can't believe you'd think I'd care about that. I mean, I work for a vampire! Hello?"
Doyle: "It's true. I just..."
Cordy: "What do you think I am, superficial? - So you're half demon. That's so far down the list, way under 'short' and 'poor'! - Is there anything else I should know?"
Doyle: "The half demons thing is pretty much my big secret."
Cordy: "Good. That's out. It's done. - Would you ask me out to dinner already?"
Doyle: "Yeah? Cordelia. Would you like..."
Cordy: "It's Angel!"

NikaDawson · 06-24-2008, 06:29 PM

Fiana · 06-24-2008, 06:41 PM

andbreatheme · 06-25-2008, 11:05 AM

#3, not quite as funny as the rest.

shutterbug579 · 06-25-2008, 01:39 PM

#3 - 2 votes
#20 - 1 vote

**Fearlessღ** · 06-25-2008, 02:24 PM

3 as well

#3 - 3 votes
#20 - 1 vote

**tootyfnfrooty** · 06-26-2008, 01:45 PM

shutterbug579 · 06-26-2008, 02:23 PM

I'm going with #3 as well.

#3 - 4 votes
#20 - 2 votes

starryeyesxx · 06-29-2008, 10:08 AM

ok, #3

shutterbug579 · 06-29-2008, 04:13 PM

#3 is eliminated with 5 votes.

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#2

Cordelia: "They're finally in."
Doyle: "They're in."
Angel: "Okay…?"
Cordelia: "Your cards."
Doyle: "The cards."
Cordelia: "Your calling cards to leave with people so they know how to reach you."
Doyle: "Great idea! Calling cards. It's not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky when ever they need help, you know?"
Angel: "Hey, look at that, there is our number. It's right next to a… a um - a - a butterfly?"
Doyle: "It's obviously not a butterfly, you idiot. It's a - a bird. No, no, wait, it's an owl. A - a bird that hunts at night. Brilliant! It's a- a…"
Cordelia: "It's an angel!"
Angel: "An angel. Right. It's an angel!"
Doyle: "Brilliant. So obvious and so clever on so many levels…"
Cordy: "Oh, shut up!"

#13

Cordelia is walking into the office carrying the mail.
Cordy: "Uh, look at all these bills: - water, - power, - and my perennial favorite: the rent. What am I missing?"
Doyle: "Not a thing I can see."
Cordy: "Doyle, try to pay attention."
Doyle: "I am paying attention princess. We just need the income to pay for the outgo around here."
Cordy: "Exactly! You know? This is a business and we should be running it like one. We should be charging. I know Angel has been working day and night helping people fight their personal demons, but I need a raise!"
Doyle: "A raise? What, you've been working for him for like 20 minutes?"
Cordy: "A month, and I have needs."
Doyle: "Needs."
Cordy: "A person needs certain - designer - things."
Doyle: "Personally I don't think you need much in the way of clothes. But you are right, and I do agree. Angel needs to start charging. He just hates bringing up the finances with the clients. He likes playing the hero, - walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in a mysterious and attractive way."
Cordy: "Is this a private moment? Because I can leave you alone."
Doyle: "No, no, I'm not saying *I'm* attracted. I'm just saying he's projecting a certain kind of image and asking for money isn't part of it. He's sensitive about that."
Cordy: "Oh, here he comes. Ok, we're going to stand up to him."
Doyle stands up: "Yup, we're standing up."
Cordy: "Just as soon as he's had his coffee."
Dole: "Right."

#17

Doyle: "Well, that didn't go so badly."
Cordy: "See, you can save damsel and make decent money. Is this a great country or what?!"
Doyle: "Let's march down to the bank and deposit this beauty."
Angel: "You guys go ahead. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames."
Doyle: "Oh, right, you're pretty much the night deposit guy. Still, cause to celebrate."
Cordy: "You think everything's a cause to celebrate. We could use more of these."
Doyle: "And we'll have more of these soon."
Cordy: "We need more of these now. Have a vision."
Doyle: "I can't just perform on demand."
Cordy: "We need the clients. Have a vision."
Doyle: "That money has corrupted you."
Cordy: "If I hit you on the head, will you have a vision?"
Doyle: "Get away from me. You're insane."
Cordy: "Am not. Now will you have a vision?"

#20

Doyle: "Hey, Cordy, you look great by the way."
Cordy: "I wouldn't know. The man doesn't even have a mirror. Like it would kill him to not see himself?"
Doyle: "Listen, I was wondering if anybody called lately? Maybe asking about me or maybe wanting my address?"
Cordy: "Oh, yeah. Yesterday your cousin called, with one of those names from your part of England."
Doyle: "My part of England?"
Cordy: "Conner or Fergus - did he find you?"
Doyle: "Yeah, he did, all right. But you see, a little ah - warning might have been nice, give a fella a chance to neat the place up, you know?"
Cordy: "Jeez, I just helped the guy as a favor to you. Maybe next time I won't bother."
Doyle: "Well, it's not like you even have to pick up the phone. You just let your friend Aura hang there."
Cordy: "Ok, here's an idea: How about you make me a list of people you're too good to talk to."

#28

Kate: "We all need - so much."
Cordy to Doyle: "What's her deal? Too much..."
Doyle: "Thumb sucking?"
Cordy: "Alcohol! Dummy."
Doyle: "Don't look at me like that. I'm not the one that needs to brush up on their finger pantomime. It's something to do with the training she had at work."
Kate: "Some one's got a crush."
Doyle: "What?"
Kate: "It's right there, how he feels about you. And you don't know what to do about it."
Cordy: "Please! We just joke around."
Kate: "Where is the truth? Where is the truth? He is hiding behind Mr. Humor. I mean, look at - look at Doyle.. really look at him, what do you see?"
Cordy: "A bad double-poly blend?"
Kate: "That's defense, Cordelia. Maybe you should open your heart to a new possibility!"
Doyle: "Hey, you know, she's starting to make some sense..."
Cordy: "Angel!"

#42

Angel: " I'm the what?"
Cordy: "The Dark Avenger."
Angel: "I'm the Dark Avenger."
Cordy: "I know, it's perfect! We can do it ourselves on High 8. I'll charm a post-production house into doing the effects and... Look, I know a little something about self-promotion, Angel, and I'm telling you one commercial like this could get us out of the red - or the black - or which ever one means we're broke, because that's us. So what? Buffy blows into to town and puts you into a permanent funk and I'm just supposed to stand by and watch our business go belly up?"
Doyle: "He's not entirely wrong, you know? Look, all I'm saying is advertising a superhero that can't really go out in the daylight might raise vampire suspicions, not to mention our pesky lack of an investigator's license."
Cordy: "And who needs a license when we have no clients?"
Doyle: "We'll manage, princess. We always do."
Cordy: "We will if we project the right image. And now I'm suddenly thinking that Angel is all wrong for this commercial! He is a larger-than-life character, way to Braveheart for Joe-Couch-potato to relate to. We need someone who's - average, (looks Doyle up and down), run of the mill, ordinary. You're perfect."
Doyle: "While I appreciate the compliment, it's just..."
Cordy: "Come over here into the light, and let's see if we can create some cheekbones."
Doyle: "Cordelia, I'm not the photogenic type. Plus I get dry mouth."
Cordy: "Excuse me? This is not a negotiation. This is a necessity. Our boss is in a funk. You *know* that he's only happy when he's fighting evil. Now let's drum up some!"
Doyle: "I don't know what we need evil for when we got you right here."
Cordy: "I heard that!"

#46

Doyle: "What?"
Cordy: "You're alive!"
Doyle: "And you're not happy?"
Cordy: "We were worried."
Doyle: "Oh. Well, its all going to be okay. (Cordy slaps him) What was that for?"
Cordy: "Why didn't you tell me that you were half demon? I thought we agreed that secrets are bad!"
Doyle: "I wanted to tell you. I was afraid. I thought if I did, you'd reject me."
Cordy: "I've rejected you way before now! So, you're half demon. Big Whoop! I can't believe you'd think I'd care about that. I mean, I work for a vampire! Hello?"
Doyle: "It's true. I just..."
Cordy: "What do you think I am, superficial? - So you're half demon. That's so far down the list, way under 'short' and 'poor'! - Is there anything else I should know?"
Doyle: "The half demons thing is pretty much my big secret."
Cordy: "Good. That's out. It's done. - Would you ask me out to dinner already?"
Doyle: "Yeah? Cordelia. Would you like..."
Cordy: "It's Angel!"

Fiana · 06-29-2008, 07:00 PM