Charisma Carpenter - Cordelia/Doyle #4: Because he gave her the only thing he had - Page 11

**shutterbug579** · 07-04-2008, 09:56 AM

I'm going with #46.

13 - 1
20 - 2
46 - 3

tootyfnfrooty · 07-08-2008, 11:14 AM

has everyone voted that has been voting

**shutterbug579** · 07-08-2008, 12:25 PM

#46 is eliminated with 3 votes.

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#2

Cordelia: "They're finally in."
Doyle: "They're in."
Angel: "Okay…?"
Cordelia: "Your cards."
Doyle: "The cards."
Cordelia: "Your calling cards to leave with people so they know how to reach you."
Doyle: "Great idea! Calling cards. It's not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky when ever they need help, you know?"
Angel: "Hey, look at that, there is our number. It's right next to a… a um - a - a butterfly?"
Doyle: "It's obviously not a butterfly, you idiot. It's a - a bird. No, no, wait, it's an owl. A - a bird that hunts at night. Brilliant! It's a- a…"
Cordelia: "It's an angel!"
Angel: "An angel. Right. It's an angel!"
Doyle: "Brilliant. So obvious and so clever on so many levels…"
Cordy: "Oh, shut up!"

#13

Cordelia is walking into the office carrying the mail.
Cordy: "Uh, look at all these bills: - water, - power, - and my perennial favorite: the rent. What am I missing?"
Doyle: "Not a thing I can see."
Cordy: "Doyle, try to pay attention."
Doyle: "I am paying attention princess. We just need the income to pay for the outgo around here."
Cordy: "Exactly! You know? This is a business and we should be running it like one. We should be charging. I know Angel has been working day and night helping people fight their personal demons, but I need a raise!"
Doyle: "A raise? What, you've been working for him for like 20 minutes?"
Cordy: "A month, and I have needs."
Doyle: "Needs."
Cordy: "A person needs certain - designer - things."
Doyle: "Personally I don't think you need much in the way of clothes. But you are right, and I do agree. Angel needs to start charging. He just hates bringing up the finances with the clients. He likes playing the hero, - walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in a mysterious and attractive way."
Cordy: "Is this a private moment? Because I can leave you alone."
Doyle: "No, no, I'm not saying *I'm* attracted. I'm just saying he's projecting a certain kind of image and asking for money isn't part of it. He's sensitive about that."
Cordy: "Oh, here he comes. Ok, we're going to stand up to him."
Doyle stands up: "Yup, we're standing up."
Cordy: "Just as soon as he's had his coffee."
Dole: "Right."

#17

Doyle: "Well, that didn't go so badly."
Cordy: "See, you can save damsel and make decent money. Is this a great country or what?!"
Doyle: "Let's march down to the bank and deposit this beauty."
Angel: "You guys go ahead. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames."
Doyle: "Oh, right, you're pretty much the night deposit guy. Still, cause to celebrate."
Cordy: "You think everything's a cause to celebrate. We could use more of these."
Doyle: "And we'll have more of these soon."
Cordy: "We need more of these now. Have a vision."
Doyle: "I can't just perform on demand."
Cordy: "We need the clients. Have a vision."
Doyle: "That money has corrupted you."
Cordy: "If I hit you on the head, will you have a vision?"
Doyle: "Get away from me. You're insane."
Cordy: "Am not. Now will you have a vision?"

#20

Doyle: "Hey, Cordy, you look great by the way."
Cordy: "I wouldn't know. The man doesn't even have a mirror. Like it would kill him to not see himself?"
Doyle: "Listen, I was wondering if anybody called lately? Maybe asking about me or maybe wanting my address?"
Cordy: "Oh, yeah. Yesterday your cousin called, with one of those names from your part of England."
Doyle: "My part of England?"
Cordy: "Conner or Fergus - did he find you?"
Doyle: "Yeah, he did, all right. But you see, a little ah - warning might have been nice, give a fella a chance to neat the place up, you know?"
Cordy: "Jeez, I just helped the guy as a favor to you. Maybe next time I won't bother."
Doyle: "Well, it's not like you even have to pick up the phone. You just let your friend Aura hang there."
Cordy: "Ok, here's an idea: How about you make me a list of people you're too good to talk to."

#42

Angel: " I'm the what?"
Cordy: "The Dark Avenger."
Angel: "I'm the Dark Avenger."
Cordy: "I know, it's perfect! We can do it ourselves on High 8. I'll charm a post-production house into doing the effects and... Look, I know a little something about self-promotion, Angel, and I'm telling you one commercial like this could get us out of the red - or the black - or which ever one means we're broke, because that's us. So what? Buffy blows into to town and puts you into a permanent funk and I'm just supposed to stand by and watch our business go belly up?"
Doyle: "He's not entirely wrong, you know? Look, all I'm saying is advertising a superhero that can't really go out in the daylight might raise vampire suspicions, not to mention our pesky lack of an investigator's license."
Cordy: "And who needs a license when we have no clients?"
Doyle: "We'll manage, princess. We always do."
Cordy: "We will if we project the right image. And now I'm suddenly thinking that Angel is all wrong for this commercial! He is a larger-than-life character, way to Braveheart for Joe-Couch-potato to relate to. We need someone who's - average, (looks Doyle up and down), run of the mill, ordinary. You're perfect."
Doyle: "While I appreciate the compliment, it's just..."
Cordy: "Come over here into the light, and let's see if we can create some cheekbones."
Doyle: "Cordelia, I'm not the photogenic type. Plus I get dry mouth."
Cordy: "Excuse me? This is not a negotiation. This is a necessity. Our boss is in a funk. You *know* that he's only happy when he's fighting evil. Now let's drum up some!"
Doyle: "I don't know what we need evil for when we got you right here."
Cordy: "I heard that!"

Fiana · 07-08-2008, 06:39 PM

tootyfnfrooty · 07-08-2008, 07:45 PM

NikaDawson · 07-08-2008, 07:50 PM

starryeyesxx · 07-09-2008, 04:22 AM

**shutterbug579** · 07-09-2008, 11:26 AM

I'm going with #2.

#2 - 2 votes
#20 - 3 votes

awakeningjenny · 07-09-2008, 03:49 PM

**shutterbug579** · 07-10-2008, 02:26 PM

And we're tied

#2 - 3 votes
#20 - 3 votes

starryeyesxx · 07-11-2008, 05:22 AM

we need more people to vote!

**shutterbug579** · 07-11-2008, 04:25 PM

We really do, at least one more person to break the tie.

**shutterbug579** · 07-15-2008, 01:00 PM

We still have a tie!

awakeningjenny · 07-16-2008, 06:36 AM

I voted for 2 but I'll swap to 20 to break the tie - there isn't much between the two for me so it's fine

**shutterbug579** · 07-16-2008, 12:32 PM

#20 is eliminated with 4 votes.

Favourite Banter/Argument

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#2

Cordelia: "They're finally in."
Doyle: "They're in."
Angel: "Okay…?"
Cordelia: "Your cards."
Doyle: "The cards."
Cordelia: "Your calling cards to leave with people so they know how to reach you."
Doyle: "Great idea! Calling cards. It's not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky when ever they need help, you know?"
Angel: "Hey, look at that, there is our number. It's right next to a… a um - a - a butterfly?"
Doyle: "It's obviously not a butterfly, you idiot. It's a - a bird. No, no, wait, it's an owl. A - a bird that hunts at night. Brilliant! It's a- a…"
Cordelia: "It's an angel!"
Angel: "An angel. Right. It's an angel!"
Doyle: "Brilliant. So obvious and so clever on so many levels…"
Cordy: "Oh, shut up!"

#13

Cordelia is walking into the office carrying the mail.
Cordy: "Uh, look at all these bills: - water, - power, - and my perennial favorite: the rent. What am I missing?"
Doyle: "Not a thing I can see."
Cordy: "Doyle, try to pay attention."
Doyle: "I am paying attention princess. We just need the income to pay for the outgo around here."
Cordy: "Exactly! You know? This is a business and we should be running it like one. We should be charging. I know Angel has been working day and night helping people fight their personal demons, but I need a raise!"
Doyle: "A raise? What, you've been working for him for like 20 minutes?"
Cordy: "A month, and I have needs."
Doyle: "Needs."
Cordy: "A person needs certain - designer - things."
Doyle: "Personally I don't think you need much in the way of clothes. But you are right, and I do agree. Angel needs to start charging. He just hates bringing up the finances with the clients. He likes playing the hero, - walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in a mysterious and attractive way."
Cordy: "Is this a private moment? Because I can leave you alone."
Doyle: "No, no, I'm not saying *I'm* attracted. I'm just saying he's projecting a certain kind of image and asking for money isn't part of it. He's sensitive about that."
Cordy: "Oh, here he comes. Ok, we're going to stand up to him."
Doyle stands up: "Yup, we're standing up."
Cordy: "Just as soon as he's had his coffee."
Dole: "Right."

#17

Doyle: "Well, that didn't go so badly."
Cordy: "See, you can save damsel and make decent money. Is this a great country or what?!"
Doyle: "Let's march down to the bank and deposit this beauty."
Angel: "You guys go ahead. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames."
Doyle: "Oh, right, you're pretty much the night deposit guy. Still, cause to celebrate."
Cordy: "You think everything's a cause to celebrate. We could use more of these."
Doyle: "And we'll have more of these soon."
Cordy: "We need more of these now. Have a vision."
Doyle: "I can't just perform on demand."
Cordy: "We need the clients. Have a vision."
Doyle: "That money has corrupted you."
Cordy: "If I hit you on the head, will you have a vision?"
Doyle: "Get away from me. You're insane."
Cordy: "Am not. Now will you have a vision?"

#42

Angel: " I'm the what?"
Cordy: "The Dark Avenger."
Angel: "I'm the Dark Avenger."
Cordy: "I know, it's perfect! We can do it ourselves on High 8. I'll charm a post-production house into doing the effects and... Look, I know a little something about self-promotion, Angel, and I'm telling you one commercial like this could get us out of the red - or the black - or which ever one means we're broke, because that's us. So what? Buffy blows into to town and puts you into a permanent funk and I'm just supposed to stand by and watch our business go belly up?"
Doyle: "He's not entirely wrong, you know? Look, all I'm saying is advertising a superhero that can't really go out in the daylight might raise vampire suspicions, not to mention our pesky lack of an investigator's license."
Cordy: "And who needs a license when we have no clients?"
Doyle: "We'll manage, princess. We always do."
Cordy: "We will if we project the right image. And now I'm suddenly thinking that Angel is all wrong for this commercial! He is a larger-than-life character, way to Braveheart for Joe-Couch-potato to relate to. We need someone who's - average, (looks Doyle up and down), run of the mill, ordinary. You're perfect."
Doyle: "While I appreciate the compliment, it's just..."
Cordy: "Come over here into the light, and let's see if we can create some cheekbones."
Doyle: "Cordelia, I'm not the photogenic type. Plus I get dry mouth."
Cordy: "Excuse me? This is not a negotiation. This is a necessity. Our boss is in a funk. You *know* that he's only happy when he's fighting evil. Now let's drum up some!"
Doyle: "I don't know what we need evil for when we got you right here."
Cordy: "I heard that!"