Charisma Carpenter - Buffy & Cordelia #7: Because we Decided to write our own Buffelis fanfic our way.

tootyfnfrooty · 11-24-2009, 08:04 PM

Welcome To the 7th Buffelia Appreciation Thread

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by: tootyfnfrooty

Why do we love Buffelia?
Because they were both cheerleaders

Because one is the slayer and the other is the seer
Because they both love vampires

Because the a are the best rivals
Because they're "like sisters! With really different hair."

Hi! I'm Cordelia.
I'm Buffy.
So you're from Hemery, right? In L.A.?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, I would *kill* to live in L.A. That close to that many
shoes?

Cordelia!
God! What is your childhood trauma?!
Have you guys seen Willow? Did she come by here?
Why? Do you need to attack her with the stick? Jeez!
Excuse me, I have to call *everyone* I have
*ever* met, right now.

Behold, the weirdness!
Oh. I don't think I need the loony-fringe vote.
Well, I-I don't even *like* chocolates -Okay, that
was the lamest comeback of our times.

So, are you saying she's invisible because she's so unpopular?
That about sums it up.
Bummer for her. It's awful to feel that lonely.
Hmm. So you've read something about the feeling?
Hey! You think I'm never lonely because I'm so cute and popular?
I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone.
It's not like any of them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time.
People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk,
everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say.
Well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular?
Well, it beats being alone all by yourself.

I think Cordelia's gonna be workin'
on her May Queen dress tonight.
Maybe there'll be some action.
Guess I'm gonna start the hunt.

Cordelia, shut up.
...Okay.

Favorite Buffy/Cordy Moments

BUFFY: You know what you were saying before? I understand. Somehow it doesn't seem to matter how popular you are when...
CORDELIA: You were popular? In what alternate universe?
BUFFY: In L.A. Th-the point is, I did sort of feel like something was missing.
CORDELIA: Is that when you became weird and got kicked out?
BUFFY: Okay. Can we have the heartfelt talk with a little less talk from you? (no response) Cordelia? Cordelia! Cordelia!
CORDELIA: Buffy! (out of sight, out of mind)
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CORDELIA: This isn't about fun. This is about duty, your duty, to help me achieve permanent prosperity. Okay? Do's and dont's: don't wear black, silk, chiffon or spandex. These are my trademarks. And don't do that weird thing with your hair.
BUFFY: What weird thing with my...
CORDELIA: Don't interrupt. Do be interested if someone should speak to you. It may or may not happen, but do be polite. And laugh at the appropriate intervals. (demonstrates) Do lie to your mom about where we're going. It's a fraternity, and there will be drinking. (reptile boy)

by Carmen

Recommended Reading

Human Layers by Patrick Kelly
An alternative look at Cordelia and Buffy's
relationship from season two onwards

Temporary Sweetener by Janine
Cordelia has a vision that forces
her to return to Sunnydale.

Who Would Have Thought It? by Janine
When Buffy and Cordelia's relationship changes,
Faith and the Mayor take notice.

Links

Cordy Slash
Deep Water
Sacrificing Normalcy
Fansite: Buffy/Cordelia
Volcano Girls
Buffy/Cordelia: LJ
Ausiello Interview

Buffyverse UC Ships Photobucket
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