Harry Potter - In your shoes...damn

StarDog · 08-20-2007, 04:30 PM

about the fic

What happens when two of our favorit characters from the harry potter siries switch bodys? join us on the romantic comidy to find out how lilly and sirius coup with being stuck in each tohers shoes.

ok, lets make some thing clear, this is NOT and Lily/Sirius ship fanfic! i hate that ship! (sorry to all who disagree). This fic will be rated pg-13, some mature contents, and takes place at hogwarts in the maraouders 6th year! no spoilers for deathly hallows, even though who ever did read deathly hallows will find this enjoyable all the same!!! so, yea, please read!!

Prologue: Back to Hogwarts

It was the first of September, the first day of sixth year. Lily Evens ran threw the barrier, not looking back at her proud parents and sour faced sister Petunia.
She had waited all summer to meet her friends, and was happy to get onto the platform full of witches and wizards, and not a single muggle in view.
She walked across the side of the train, pushing her trunk and owl filled trolley as she went, searching for her four Gryffindor tower roommates. It seemed like she had searched for five minutes, when she finally spotted Caitlyn and Alison, who were trying to get their luggage on the train. Caitlyn, being short and shy, let Alison help her with her trunk. Alison, her long blond hair waving behind her, turned to pick up a parcel, and her eyes landed on Lily.
“Lily!” she shouted happily, running to meet her. Caitlyn was jogging behind. They all hugged, and laughed. Lily felt happier then she had felt all summer. She went over to help her two friends get their remaining properties on the train, when Karen appeared from behind the brick wall. Her short black hair was tied in its usual braids, and she had her black makeup around her eyes, as always. Even though she looked like a loony emo, she was a very sweet girl.
“Oh, Karen, I missed you so much” Lily said as she walked over to meet her.
“Lovely” Karen said blankly, but Lily was sure she caught a small smile on her face before she enclosed her in a hug.
“Hey, where’s Sherry?” asked Alison “Hope she didn’t drown in the toilet.”
“Oh, don’t remind her of that when she gets here” Lily said, though she couldn’t hide the small grin of laughter that cracked on her face.
“Speaking of the devil, here she comes” groaned Karen sarcastically, who always complained that Sherry was the most annoying of the five of them.
A few seconds later, Sherry had appeared from the crowd beside them. She kissed everyone on the cheek, something that only Sherry did, and the five of them started with the ‘I missed you’ conversation.
“Oh enough of this mushy gushy lushly lovey stuff” Alison finally said “lets go look for a compartment”
The five of them went into the train, and soon found a compartment to sit in.
And right as they sat down:
“Oh my god, isn’t Frank Longbottom so cute!” Sherry said in her girly voice that appeared in her throat every once and a while.
“No…he’s such a long bottom… I mean, look at how chubby he is, and his ass is just…” Alison said in her annoyed-at-sherry tone.
“Yea, but he has muscular arms!” Sherry retorted “And he’s popular”
“So…” Karen butted in.
“Oh My God!” Sherry almost screamed, her mood changing completely. “Did you hear that Frank and Alice got together this summer?”
“OK! Enough with the gossip!” Lily put a stop to the fight. “So, Caitlyn how was the trip to France?”
“Good” Caitlyn mumbled quietly.
“Does she ever speak?” Alison asked, looking at Caitlyn then around at the others.
“Yea, in her sleep” Karen said, rolling her eyes. “She’s like a dead fish in a whirlpool of sharks.”
At that point, the train gave an almighty lurch and started moving. They immediately heard running footsteps. They all looked out the window, James Potter and Sirius Black where running right outside the compartment. Lilys stomach did a flip-flop.
“Oh My God!” Said Sherry “Aren’t James and Sirius so cute!”
Lily looked more closely out the window, and suddenly noticed something weird, Sirius’s hair was… pink.
At that point, Alison opened the door of the compartment.
“Hey Black!” she shouted “Was your hair always like that!”
“Ah… duh!” he shouted back, and continued running, as James chased after him, but not before he (James) gave Lily a close scan.
“They are like two squirrels fighting over a peanut” Karen said in a airy voice.
“Oh, stop it with the poetry” Alison snapped.
“I wander how Sirius’s hair became pink?” Sherry asked in a ready to gossip voice.
But to Lily, the answer was clear; she squinted her eyes, and hissed “Potter…”

The great hall looked as magnificent as always. The five girls walked until they reached the end of the Gryffindor table, and sat down.
“Uuuhhh… I’m hungry…” Alison mumbled, her hand on her stomach.
“If you eat to much, you’ll get fat, so be careful” Sherry said, her head raised high. Her girly voice had disappeared, she was now using her normal one.
“Oh Sherry, my sweet dear, you have to eat to live, even though it seems that you are hopeless, for you are just thinking of how your frame looks, and soon, you will fall into the deep and dark realms of death.” Karen said , once again using the airy voice she had used on the train, but this time, with a grin.
“Oh, stop it with the poetry Karen, its just making me hungrier” Alison said, just like she had on and train, and always says after Karen says something weird like this.
But Lily wasn’t listening into her friends conversation, she was looking at James, but not because she wanted to or anything like that, she just had the strange feeling that he was watching her, and she felt like another PotterBlack prank was coming her way.
“I’m still hungry” Alison said, a few minutes into the sorting.
“Me to” Lily said.
“Me three” Karen said blankly , and glared at Sherry.
“Well, I’m not going to say ‘me four’ ok? And I am starting to think that it’s quite childish that we do this every time!” Sherry said, annoyed, and turned her head to look at Jacky Cline getting sorted into Ravenclaw.

“Oh what an ugly morning, oh what a awful day, I have a disgusting feeling, nothing is going my way.” Karen sang sarcastically as the five Gryffindor girl roommates made their way done the table the next morning, looking for a place to sit.
“Suns out” Caitlin said quietly.
“Oh, Caitlin, haven’t you gotten used to Karen yet, she’s always grumpy like this” Sherry said, flinging her curly hair over her head as they sat down. “But, I think she’s in love” she added with a giggle, witch made Karen frown even more.
“Can’t you ever shut up! Just because someone’s acting weird, it doesn’t mean that they are in love, there are other reasons for grouchiness you know.” Karen said, picking up a peace of toast and spreading it with butter.
“Yu, I toftaylly a’ree wit’ K’arey.” Alison said through a mouth full of oatmeal.
“Ew, Alison, talk after you swallow.” Sherry’s girly voice had returned.
“Hey, you guys, there’s McGonagle” Lily said, spotting McGonagle at the other end of the table, her arms filled with a stack of parchment.
“Oh great, the schedules.” Karen mumbled, then took a light bite out of her toast.
“Oh, well, I hope Magical Creaters is first, I am so not in the mood for sitting in a class room now.” Alison said, while leaning her head back to see where McGonagle was.
“Well, I hope its potions” Lily said with a smile. “Can’t wait to see Slughorn.”
“Teachers pet.” Alison, Karen and Sherry said together.
“Oh, shut up. Look, Caitlin doesn’t thing I’m teachers pet, do you Caitlin?”
Caitlin shrugged and picked at her cereal.
“You see…” Karen grinned.
“Good morning Mrs. Evans, Gails, Bedington, Leonard, Adams.” Professor McGonagle’s voice came from behind them as she handed everyone one of them a piece of parchment.
Lily scanned hers, and was happy to see that they would attend Potions class in a few minutes.
“Yes…” she mumbled to herself, she wasn’t in the mood for the girls to call her teachers pet again.
“You know, I always wonder what the teachers do over the break” Alison said as McGonagle walked away.
“I don’t know… eat inner body parts off owls…” Karen said in her gloomy voice, and crumpled her schedule. “But Slughorn stocks famous wizards.”

madelen · 08-20-2007, 10:22 PM

Welcome to the board!

We already have a fanfiction thread here: HP Fanfiction Thread #1: Your wish is my command!
You can post the fic or a link to it there.

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