Harry Potter - WWW [Gred and Feorge]: Saint-like? Only George!

**L i N d $ @ y** · 08-27-2007, 06:29 AM

Welcome to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes where much mischief and hilarity ensues.

This is the official thread for Fred & George Weasley / James & Oliver Phelps appreciation.

Please be advised that the people here are a bit crazy and a trip to St. Mungo's might be in order after your stay here. Let it not be said that you were not warned!

Like that would ever happen, Mrs Weasley! *pats shoulder*

"Identical to every freckle." it's quite hard to tell one from the other. But you don't really have to, because when there's trouble, most often than not, BOTH OF THEM did it!

They are the ultimate troublemakers, knowing more about the grounds of Hogwarts than the caretaker. I assume ever since Fred and George were concieved they were causing trouble. I bet they gave Molly heart burn when in her womb. *lol*

Here are a few of their other achievements...

* When Ron was a little kid, Fred turned Ron's bear into a spider. Ever since, Ron has been deathly afraid of spiders.
* The twins have caused the school to send more owls home than the rest of the Weasley children put together.
* They had stolen the Maurader's Map from right underneath Filch's nose and have used it for mischeif.
* The twins believe they were placed on this planet to make their older brother Percy's life miserable. And they do quite a successful job at it too.
* They have stolen his prefect and/or Head Boy badge and "modified" them. They have enchanted the badges to say something along the lines of "Bighead Boy" and "Pinhead".
* They had taken Percy's picture of Penelope Clearwater and spilt pumpkin juice on it so much that Penelope's face was hiding under the base of the picture frame.
* Also there are a list of put downs and jokes that the twins constantly say to Percy.
* They seem to have a run on gag of blowing up toliet seats and are know for disappearing and coming back an hour later with lots of candy (thanks to the tunnel that leads to HoneyDukes.)
* They are also known for having a whole drawer dedicated to them in Filch's office that contains all their joke items.
* In book four they tried to compete in the Triwizard tournament, being only a few months too young. They took the aging potion and tempted to enter. However, Dumbledore was a step ahead of them. As soon as Fred and George stepped over the line, they grew a set of identical twin white beards. *lol*

Speaking of jokes, the two of them, after they graduate from Hogwarts, wish to market their own line of jokes. Their mother is totally against it. But its their life long dream and they want money more than anything. The two have been inventing jokes in their room for years. There was often explosions from their room that the rest of the family thought as a daily occurance. They invented such popular treats as the canary creme and ton-tounge toffes (that Dudley "mistakenly" ate.)

And following in their footsteps are:

The Mischief Makers

We solemly swear that we are up to no good.

1) Maria-MLE (a.k.a. Varda) - MLE
2) BuffyAngelFan04 - Jessie (RIP, bless her soul)
3) blueangel - Din
4) Kerrie (a.k.a. kerrybrewer)
5) Tin��l (a.k.a. Orliaddict) - Eli
6) the laziest little sidekick (a.k.a. misssarah63) - Sarah
7) L i N d $ @ y
8) /./ Aya /./ (a.k.a. ~*§ugar*Plum*~) - Nellie
9) JavieBot (a.k.a. Sadist) - Tanya
10) AnimeCat
11) Luinelwen
12) Dimaranwen (a.k.a. Cho Chang) - Robbs
13) sirenashbee – Ashlee
14) nyxa
15) TheDarkAngelicOne - Nikki
16) *Luvin' Fred Weasley* - Victoria
17) wing褟icarus - Yvonne
18) Nyah
19) Just Tracy - Tracy
20) Rivulet027
21) Catfighter - Kat
22) SweetTooth
23) *¤*sami*¤* - Sami
24) Rain Sierra - Heather
25) djchika~ - Dj
26) Cheermione Silverstain - Cheery
27) Loony 4 Lupin - Sarah
28) georgevegetarianrkd
29) Gilmoracholic - F/G superfan
30) sweet tooth
31) Kat B
32) ~*EverwoodGirl1312*~ - Nicole
33) wb_gal005 - Michelle
34) MiAjeM3
35) Mini-Mo
36) NewYorkerInCalif
37) rapunzelchick
38) Age-a-licious - Adrienne
39) Marauder's Child - Sadé
40) misz lil grl
41) ~*Katie*~ - Katie
42) Tess Shipper Whore - Aleah
43) Living Dead Girl - Liz
44) People Suck.
45) Anna-Liisa
46) 86amanda86
47) allyru
48) Lady_Hatchkoff
49) Evelina
50) WildAtHeart
51) TheWBfan
52) artist
53) ocfan27
54) Anique
55) Danielle341
56) Dorkodancer147
57) Jsebold87
58) Tru Davies
59) LooBitteTundiLoo
60) BraveGirl4Life
61) LaBelleVie
62) bryangreenbergfan
63) LoVe-Story
64) abw92
65) Bella Grint
66) David
67) xXxLost-in-SawyerxXx
68) jayne190
69) Orli'sALF
70) go_all_da_way

*If you'd like to be added, simply say so in a post or PM me. Also, please include the name you would like to be addressed as.

Most Memorable Moments

special thanks to Marauder's Child, misz lil grl, Din, MiAjeM3, Age-a-licious for their contributions
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"But we're not stupid -- we know we're called Gred and Forge."
-George Weasley, PS
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
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"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
- Fred and George, COS
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"That's everyone in the family!"
"What are we then? Next-door-neighbors?"
- Molly & Fred, OoTP
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"What would we want to be prefects for?" Said George looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."
-George Weasley
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"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
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"We've got two unbeatable Beaters."
"Stop it, Oliver, you're embarrassing us," said Fred and George Weasley together, pretending to blush.
- Fred & George, and Oliver Wood, PoA
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"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
-George Weasley, PoA
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"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."
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"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore
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"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry--young, carefree, and innocent--"
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"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously.
"It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-"
"-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.
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(Harry just been greeted by Percy...)
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"
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"I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."
- George on the "egg" clue, GoF
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Obsessed Much?

special thanks to Angel_Demoness for the links

Official website of James & Oliver Phelps

Acknowledgements

special thanks to
Marauder's Child for
Nikki1234 for and

And most specially, thanks to the wonderful beautiful and ?? cool Sad雯i] aka Marauder's Child for the blood, sweat and tears she has shed to make this fabulous intro

IMPORTANT!!!

Disclaimer: This thread is for appreciation of the twins, be it individually or as a duo but it DOES NOT encourage

twincest

Go Huskers! · 08-27-2007, 06:43 AM

New thread! Hooray!

LaBelleVie · 08-27-2007, 07:33 AM

Can i be added to the list, please ?

bryangreenbergfan · 08-27-2007, 07:35 AM

love the title!!! cna i be added please

LoVe-Story · 08-27-2007, 07:47 AM

Yay .... I also wanna be added

Please

abw92 · 08-27-2007, 01:27 PM

Yay a new thread!

Can I be added please.

I love the title.

Bella Grint · 08-27-2007, 05:28 PM

Yay new thread!!! Can I be added to the list please?

ocfan27 · 08-27-2007, 06:48 PM

new thread...great title

Orli'sALF · 08-27-2007, 11:09 PM

Would like to be added as well, pease!

Go Huskers! · 08-28-2007, 05:32 AM

I think we need some fabulous art of the twins!

I'm so in love with James and Oliver after OOTP!

**-Supersonic-** · 08-28-2007, 09:50 AM

Lindsay, could you add me to the list please?

Fred and George are hilarious

Go Huskers! · 08-28-2007, 11:46 AM

I don't think I've been added yet. Can you please add me as well?

xXxLost-in-SawyerxXx · 08-28-2007, 02:57 PM

the thread. Please can I be added to the list? I love Gred and Forge...and I am still annoyed that JKR killed Fred off

Bella Grint · 08-28-2007, 05:12 PM

and still very sad over it

ocfan27 · 08-28-2007, 05:30 PM

i know...me 2. i will still get teary when i read the book again....most likely. why did it have to be fred, it could have been anyone else...not mentioning names...