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Please be advised that the people here are a bit crazy and a trip to St. Mungo's might be in order after your stay here. Let it not be said that you were not warned!

"Identical to every freckle." it's quite hard to tell one from the other. But you don't really have to, because when there's trouble, most often than not, BOTH OF THEM did it!

They are the ultimate troublemakers, knowing more about the grounds of Hogwarts than the caretaker. I assume ever since Fred and George were concieved they were causing trouble. I bet they gave Molly heart burn when in her womb. *lol*

:star: Here are a few of their other achievements...

* When Ron was a little kid, Fred turned Ron's bear into a spider. Ever since, Ron has been deathly afraid of spiders.
* The twins have caused the school to send more owls home than the rest of the Weasley children put together.
* They had stolen the Maurader's Map from right underneath Filch's nose and have used it for mischeif.
* The twins believe they were placed on this planet to make their older brother Percy's life miserable. And they do quite a successful job at it too.
* They have stolen his prefect and/or Head Boy badge and "modified" them. They have enchanted the badges to say something along the lines of "Bighead Boy" and "Pinhead".
* They had taken Percy's picture of Penelope Clearwater and spilt pumpkin juice on it so much that Penelope's face was hiding under the base of the picture frame.
* Also there are a list of put downs and jokes that the twins constantly say to Percy.
* They seem to have a run on gag of blowing up toliet seats and are know for disappearing and coming back an hour later with lots of candy (thanks to the tunnel that leads to HoneyDukes.)
* They are also known for having a whole drawer dedicated to them in Filch's office that contains all their joke items.
* In book four they tried to compete in the Triwizard tournament, being only a few months too young. They took the aging potion and tempted to enter. However, Dumbledore was a step ahead of them. As soon as Fred and George stepped over the line, they grew a set of identical twin white beards. *lol*

Speaking of jokes, the two of them, after they graduate from Hogwarts, wish to market their own line of jokes. Their mother is totally against it. But its their life long dream and they want money more than anything. The two have been inventing jokes in their room for years. There was often explosions from their room that the rest of the family thought as a daily occurance. They invented such popular treats as the canary creme and ton-tounge toffes (that Dudley "mistakenly" ate.)

And following in their footsteps are:
*If you'd like to be added, simply say so in a post or PM me. Also, please include the name you would like to be addressed as.

special thanks to Marauder's Child, misz lil grl, Din, MiAjeM3, Age-a-licious for their contributions
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"But we're not stupid -- we know we're called Gred and Forge."
-George Weasley, PS
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
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"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
- Fred and George, COS
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"That's everyone in the family!"
"What are we then? Next-door-neighbors?"
- Molly & Fred, OoTP
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"What would we want to be prefects for?" Said George looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."
-George Weasley
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"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
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"We've got two unbeatable Beaters."
"Stop it, Oliver, you're embarrassing us," said Fred and George Weasley together, pretending to blush.
- Fred & George, and Oliver Wood, PoA
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"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
-George Weasley, PoA
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"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."
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"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore
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"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry--young, carefree, and innocent--"
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"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously.
"It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-"
"-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.
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(Harry just been greeted by Percy...)
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"
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"I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."
- George on the "egg" clue, GoF
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Thanks for the new thread! Great title btw.:lol:

HAHA! its Amy who suggested it from the previous thread. :lol:

Cool thread! Can I be added?

I have always thought Fred and George were hilarious. And James and Oliver Phelps have really come to own the roles in the last few movies.

i'll add you. i'm really looking forward to the Joke Shop in HBP as well as Fred's death scene where i'm sure James will nail it. :thumbs_up:

Yay new thread! Love the title :lol:

the thread title kind of reminds you of George right? or not kind of...really reminds you of him! :lol:

It definitley reminds me of George, I read that bit a few days ago as I'm reading DH again. I love the 'holey' part as well!

YAY new thread *dances*

:woot: New thread!!

The title's awesome! :D

it was sight to see for sure but the twins made it look hilarious anyway, i love it. :lol:

Ne wthread! yippy!

this was taken in Japan, not sure what year though.

http://www.snitchseeker.com/gallery/...25281%2529.jpg

Aww lovely picture. Thanks for posting.

Nice photo :) Thanks!