Ben

You can change the title if you like. I just thought I'd be sneaky and make you suffer gaving a Gryffindor open your thread .



Sorting Hat

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends;
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!

***

A thousand years or more ago,
When I was newly sewn,
There lived four wizards of renown,
Whose names are still well known:
Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,
Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,
Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,
Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.
They shared a wish, a hope, a dream,
They hatched a daring plan
to educate young sorcerers
Thus Hogwarts School Began.
Now each of these four founders,
Formed their own house, for each,
Did value different virtues
In the ones they had to teach.
By Gryffindor, the bravest were,
Where they are just and loyal
Prized far beyind the rest;
For Ravenclaw, the cleverest
Would always be the best;
For Hufflepuff, hard workers were
Most worthy of admission;
And power-hungry Slytherin
Loved those of great ambition.
While still alive they did divide
Their favorites from the throng,
Yet how to pick the worthy ones
When they were dead and gone?
'Twas Gryffindor who found the way,
He whipped me off his head
The founders put some brains in me
So I could choose instead!
Now slip me snug about your ears,
I've never yet been wrong,
I'll have a look inside your brain
And see where you belong!


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Just click on this title in the list and be transported immediately.

* Marauder's Child *

Members of the Slytherin house, do not feel alarmed. This is not a house invasion. In truth, this is actually a Gryffindor extending the proverbial olive branch to you guys in the hope of getting Dumbledore's much requested "Inter-house unity"

all the best,
~ Sade

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*motions you the Slyths to move closer*
*whispers to your ears*
Ok, enough of that inter-house crap, the fact of the matter is, Ben wanted to be friends with the you Slyths 'coz he wants to show his support to the Gryff-poster-boy Harry Potter himself. Apparently Ben just admitted his CLOSET *cough* H/D shipping and would want to get close to The Prince of Slytherin's housemates...

But don't tell him I told you THAT. Just nod & paste on a smile and welcome him into your fold.
Be nice to him, it's hard enough to come out , you know...
[img]http://www.*******.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] *conspirational wink*

Ben

Mwhahahaaa!!

No...

I have defected.

I am now joining the 'other' house.

Anna-Liisa

Wohoo, Slytherins in da house!

Mithvingiel

Hey there my fellow Slytherin's

Wow it's been a while since I've visited the CAPITAL room! I feel so guilty for my lack of dedication

Oh well, I'm sure I'll find a way to make it upto everyone. Some how...

MITH

FawkesRises

'lo my lovely Slyths
I've finally made it back to the land of the posters

Anna-Liisa

Fawkesy....is.....a slyth I didn't know. Hey Fawkesy

* Marauder's Child *

WOW.

First you just came out *cough* and admitted that you're a CLOSET slasher...

Now you're defecting to the the rival house...

*scratches head*

*whispers*
What did you just take?

And can I have some?!

Novlótë

well it's about bloody time people start realising that Slytherin IS the best house.

Ben

I just won free tickets to go see PoA and I won the CoS DVD and the PoA soundtrack!!!



I knew joining Slythie would pay off!

Talk about fooking brilliant.

FawkesRises

Haha! My nonsecret secret is out -- I'm a slyth

congrats Ben

Anna-Liisa

Fawkesy
I was just suprised.

Just watched the end on CoS....but I haven't seen it from the beginning till the end. But Valedro....

Ben

Your banner is also teh cool and beats the pants of any of the other houses.

L i N d $ @ y

WHA--? what's ben doing here? aren't you a gyffindor?

just kidding! of course you're welcome here. where's your pet snake? btw, we have an australian visitor at work yesterday and he looks kinda like you.

Ben

Looks like me?



I don't think I've been anywhere like that in the last few days. And I'm not Australian .

I am now fully fledged Slytherin :snake:.