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Old 06-11-2004, 03:21 AM
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PoA Movie Parody-- Hilarious guys its a must read!!! ;)

Movie spoilers will abound in this parody be warned

Also I did not write this...I just found it.... its posted in a livejournal...so credit goes to that livejournal owner.....

Edited- Note: okay...my link was to an entry in someone's livejournal. I guess due to plagairism issues, she made the journal friends only (actually its an lj community)

if you have a livejournal, it should still be very easy to read, just join her community here http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=m15m

then view entry here once joined up http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/2237.html

If you don't have a livejournal, it seems you won't be able to see it anymore...
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For me personally there are too many great quotes.... I'll share a few of my favs now...and add to them as we go...otherwise to post all my favs I'd be practically posting the whole thing


HUNCHBACK: Mr. Potter! Saaanctuaaary!
HARRY: Y'all. Are such. Freaks.
HUNCHBACK: ONE OF US! ONE OF US! (WTF was up w/ that anyway?? )

MRS. WEASLEY [with Scabbers]: OMG RON! DON’T FORGET YOUR PLOT POINT!

Defense of the Dark Arts Class
MUSIC: *is madcap*

LUPIN: So I knew you’d conjure something terrifying, which is why I stopped you.
HARRY: Except that… you totally didn’t. (Yep..... )

HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!
LOTR FANS: What are you, new?

SIRIUS: Remus! This is not you! This is not your heart! I’LL MAKE OUT WITH YOU IF I HAVE TO! YES!


I'll leave it at that for now!!!

Seriously you must read!! Go now...laugh!!
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Old 06-11-2004, 03:59 AM
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Okey, will go and check it out...
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Old 06-11-2004, 04:34 AM
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OMG! *falls of chair for laughing so much*
That's so hilarious!!!
Lot's of great quotes, but I especially loved this:

THE KIDS: Lupin!
SIRIUS: Remus!
LUPIN: Sirius!
SIRIUS: Hug!
HERMIONE: Werewolf!
RON AND HARRY: What?
SNAPE: BLACK!
SIRIUS: Pettigrew!
THE KIDS: What?
SIRIUS: Map!
LUPIN: Dead!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!



Thanks for posting!
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Old 06-11-2004, 08:08 AM
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I read this last night after reading your signature Very very hilarious. The main parts I kept cracking up at were:

LUPIN: Here, have some chocolate. Everytime Lupin talked, he said it
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Old 06-11-2004, 09:08 AM
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OMG that was too funny. Thanks Lady!
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Old 06-11-2004, 10:18 AM
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That was pretty funny. For some reason this line had me laughing the most......

CRYSTAL BALL: Haaaaarry… Haaaaaarry…

HARRY: AHHH! Get out of my school supplies, Crazy Gary Oldman!
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Old 06-11-2004, 12:22 PM
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After flirting with feathery death for a few minutes, Harry wins the hippogriff’s respect and gets an impromptu flight around Hogwarts.

HARRY: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HALF THE AUDIENCE: He’s KING OF THE WOOOORLD!


good to know I wasn't the only one thinking that when that part came...

SNAPE: I want two rolls of parchment on WEREWOLVES by tomorrow, including what WEREWOLVES look like, how to detect WEREWOLVES in the faculty of a British boarding school for wizards, and the definition of the Latin word “lupus.” CLASS DISMISSED!
SNAPE: WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES!
Haha..this is too funny!
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Old 06-11-2004, 02:10 PM
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Lol that was brilliant! Thanks so much!
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Old 06-11-2004, 03:18 PM
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hahaha!! That was great! Fav parts:

HARRY: Yeah, but I still have no broom, no teacher, no godfather, and no parents.
LUPIN: Here, have some chocolate.

hahaha oh and:

DEMENTOR: SHIIIIIRE…. BAAAAAGGINS….


hahahahaha! Excellent, good laugh.
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Old 06-11-2004, 03:46 PM
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DEMENTOR: SHIIIIIRE…. BAAAAAGGINS….

...that was hysterical!!


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Old 06-11-2004, 09:25 PM
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I read this last night after reading your signature Very very hilarious. The main parts I kept cracking up at were:

LUPIN: Here, have some chocolate. Everytime Lupin talked, he said it
yeah I love it when after he kinda yells at Harry too..."Oh what the hell? Have some chocolate... "

The running porno bit was funny too


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After flirting with feathery death for a few minutes, Harry wins the hippogriff’s respect and gets an impromptu flight around Hogwarts.

HARRY: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HALF THE AUDIENCE: He’s KING OF THE WOOOORLD!

good to know I wasn't the only one thinking that when that part came...

I was totally thinking that!!

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That was pretty funny. For some reason this line had me laughing the most......

CRYSTAL BALL: Haaaaarry… Haaaaaarry…

HARRY: AHHH! Get out of my school supplies, Crazy Gary Oldman!

Yeah that was one of my favorite parts as well...I have too many favorite parts to name!!!!
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Old 06-12-2004, 02:05 AM
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That was hilarious!!! Thanks for the link.

I LOVED the porno bits. lol
And yes... I so thought he was about to say something along the lines of "I'm King of the world" when I first saw the movie I guess most of us did.

One of my fave parts was:

Quote:
HAGRID: Lord. Tell Madame Pomfrey to pull out the smelling salts, I gotta bear Miss Malfoy here off to the fainting couch.
LOVED IT
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Old 06-12-2004, 08:46 AM
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(No offence) but I didn't really find it very funny. It was a bit stupid. Don't kill me!
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Old 06-12-2004, 05:27 PM
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i thought it was really funny!
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Old 06-12-2004, 07:10 PM
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(No offence) but I didn't really find it very funny. It was a bit stupid. Don't kill me!
OK, there were some stupid bits, but how could you not laugh at

DEMENTOR: SHIIIIIRE…. BAAAAAGGINS….

And

DRACO: Faster, plebe! I do believe I have the vapors!

ETA:
"Does it have a flux capacitator?" LMAO!
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