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Old 07-11-2006, 09:45 AM
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Harry's Pants

We've seen this game before but I just recently heard it again on the latest Leaky Pottercast so I'm bringing Harry's Pants game back.

Lines from HP that can be improved by substituting pants for a keyword.
Give it a try. Its really funny.



"Accio Pants!"

"You two just apparated on my Pants."

"Pants at the ready!"

"Now untie him Wormtail, and give him back his pants."

Smith really was an idiot, thought Harry, hadn't he noticed them collide? But the next moment, his pants seemed to drop out of the sky.


BTW, Leaky is giving away free tickets to See Jo's NYC reading in August to the funniest Pants line at their site.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:52 AM
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I thought the game threads were limited Oh well. I don't have anything funny pants things... but I guess I'll read.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:59 AM
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The games and discussion threads are limited Anna just so that we don't have similar threads happening at the same time. This game was one that we had from back before the crash.
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:43 PM
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I know some rally good ones, I'll add them in a few.
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Old 07-12-2006, 08:16 AM
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He handed over their pants and continued to gaze, enthrawlled at Harry.

Ron wrenched the pants apart and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight.

They watched, in great trepidation, as he lowered his huge pants.

Harry had never been inside Filch's pants before, it was a place most students avoided.
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:32 PM
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That last one was priceless.
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:39 PM
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OMG YES! i love this game its been around forever its so much fun!
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:46 PM
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There was one from OotP that I'm going to have to look up...
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Old 07-13-2006, 02:03 AM
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Quote:
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Harry had never been inside Filch's pants before, it was a place most students avoided.
That was great!
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Old 07-13-2006, 07:21 PM
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I'm so lazy, I don't want to walk all the way into the other room to get Phoenix...
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Old 07-13-2006, 08:40 PM
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Really funny game.
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Old 07-13-2006, 09:35 PM
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Okay, I'm caving, I'll go get it...
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Old 07-17-2006, 03:39 PM
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"Ron wrenched the pants apart, and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back."

"...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's pants."

"Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his pants wide open."

"Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight pants."

"Sirius pushed his pants roughly aside and strode around the table towards Snape, whipping his wand out as he went; Snape whipped out his own."




Okay, I think that should be enough for now....
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:02 PM
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*snerk* nice ones.

DO NOT DO ANY MORE MAGIC. DO NOT SURRENDER YOUR PANTS.
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:10 PM
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But unbidden into his mind came an image of that same deserted corridor with himself kissing Ginny instead...the monster in his pants purred...



Oh come on...you KNEW it was coming...
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