Harry Potter - Harry Potter 250 Word #3

***Pav*** · 07-27-2004, 07:40 AM

Albus

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* Marauder's Child * · 07-27-2004, 09:01 AM

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Mod note:

The previous thread can be found here:
250 word story#2

This was the finished story:

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Ronald and hermione kissed by the shrieking Shack. They were in love and wanted to go to bed. It had been 5 years since they had met at platform 9 and 3/4 and they wanted their first kiss before voldemort captured them and demanded their money. Hermione wanted Ron to give her a good night spank! "Harder Ron," she screamed, gripping his chest hair tightly, caressing his strong, manly, long ears. They rolled butter and jam on Hermione's toenail sandwhich and became at ease with nudity. Ron ran his hand along Hermione's pink handbag, which screamed style is this important! Smiling, Ron picked her a book which tap-danced all over magenta stockings. Bras everywhere scared of finding Nemo with Malfoy making rude noises, "Sounds like bunnys nibbling each carrot individually," whispered Luna. Malfoy was filming Harry eating his own foot. Hermione painted ronald's nose sexily wanting sex and shoes to match Ron's Y-fronts and spotted some donkey poo on his favourite pair of nikers. Crabbe was sniffing glue like a Fish with a knife would cut Malfoy. Hagrid, Luna, Padma and Ron whispered for hours about Smallville because Hermione hated Harry and wanted Ron for...treason. Lupin decided to put his wand up Snape's nose and said, "Ron did hermiones hair", Harry squealed, jealousy of passionate rage surged a power of destruction and terror. By the lake monsters frolicked some small hippogrifs. Draco dances. Flutes ate some pudding when Tonks tried flying without a broom.

LMAO at the story!

But you know, oddly enough, just like the one before that, it kinda makes sense yet again!

Wow. The posters in this Board have enough chemistry with each other to actually pull off writing a story together, huh?

bency, thanks for the new one!

(though, next time, please leave a link to the next one in the last post post of the previous thread so those who got there by mistake can be forwarded to this one.)

thanks,
~ Sade

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Let's continue:

"Albus!" Minerva

*Sooz* · 07-27-2004, 11:26 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned

People Suck. · 07-27-2004, 11:28 AM

enthusiastically

elethoniel · 07-27-2004, 02:16 PM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do

*Dark_Angel*4eva · 07-27-2004, 06:45 PM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you

Pavlov's Belle · 07-27-2004, 11:44 PM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have

***Pav*** · 07-28-2004, 12:17 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a

Novlótë · 07-28-2004, 02:09 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a big

*Sooz* · 07-28-2004, 10:50 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a big, fat

People Suck. · 07-28-2004, 11:57 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a big, fat lemon

* Marauder's Child * · 07-28-2004, 05:39 PM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a big, fat lemon drop?"

You guys are naughty!

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Hi all!

I'd just like to remind everyone (or inform you if you don't already know) that the Mod Application for the Harry Potter Board has been extended.

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Originally posted by Jerry D
Hi everyone. We're extending the application deadline on this board to July 30 to see if we can get a larger pool of candidates to select from. Thank you.

It officially ends 11:59pm PST (or your your time zone, whichever is later)
July 30.

So to those of you who are interested to apply (but didn't send in your application because you thought the application period has elapsed), send in your applications to ffmodapps@kaxy.com right away!

Please send each email with a subject line of:
Board Applied For - Currently Displayed Name

And Don't forget to include:

1. Your Currently Displayed Name.
2. Your Age
3. Your Gender (this way, if you get appointed, we can post our welcome thread for you properly, as many posting names are ambiguous, and it�s hard to tell if someone is male or female)
4. If you are a current moderator here, please indicate the message board or boards that you moderate. If you were a former moderator here, please indicate the message board or boards that you used to moderate.
5. Your AIM, ICQ, or MSN ID Number so one of us can talk to you one on one about your candidacy (AIM/AOL is preferred). Note: We will only talk to you one on one if we have questions about your application. Everyone is in different time zones, and some candidates may not be available to talk to us, and we may not be available to talk to them, so we don't intend to talk to everyone individually through one of the above chat programs.
6. A link to your profile here at Fan Forum. (You can get this by clicking on the "Profile" icon on top of your username in your posts.) This will enable us to check your posting frequency on the board that you want to moderate.
7. A brief paragraph describing why you want to be a moderator, and what you can bring to the board that you want to moderate.

If you have any questions, you could ask it at
a) the Moderator Application Process thread at the Q & A Board,
b) the Moderator Opening Announcement here at the Harry Potter Board,

or if you're shy

c) simply PM either Ben or Me (Sade).

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I'd also like to say that it wouldn't really hurt to try.

And that only a handful of people would know that you did, anyway.

(just the 3 managers and Ben & me) so don't be shy. *wink*

Also, there really isn't any post count requirement nor minimum number of years you've been a member of FanForum (I myself was only "6 months old" when I applied).
What matters here is the "quality" of your posts, how well you deal with your fellow posters, your "overall impact" on the Board, how crazy you are and how well you rate in the "obsession meter" when it comes to Harry Potter... that kind of thing

But seriously, you should apply!

Best off luck to everyone, and continue posting like crazy to keep our board one of the most active ones in all of FanForum. (Go us!)

&

~ Sade

***Pav*** · 07-29-2004, 06:00 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a big, fat lemon from

*Sooz* · 07-29-2004, 06:26 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a big, fat lemon drop from Honeydukes

People Suck. · 07-29-2004, 10:49 AM

"Albus!" Minerva moaned enthusiastically. "Do you have a big, fat lemon drop from Honeydukes sweetshop?