Harry Potter - Aurors (H/Hr): Backintothebroomclosetageddon!

*Natalie* · 03-25-2005, 02:59 AM

A long, long time ago, there lived a boy named Harry Potter. He had a devastatingly tragic life, all made better by a loyal and trusting rapport that he had with his best friend, Hermione Granger. Little did they know, the loving friendship they shared would turn into something more because of course, there are some things you can't share without liking each other, and knocking out a 12-foot mountain troll is one of them.

Why the Auror way is the only way

Reasons from PS/SS
Reasons from COS
Reasons from POA
Reasons from GOF
Reasons from OOTP

And if that doesn't convince you, read our intro, browse the thread, read some fics and have fun!

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Honorary Aurors

*Mike Gerber: "Three words...Barry and 'Ermine." (May he post a lot, and live forever!)

*Caroline Rhea: "No! No! No! It's you and Hermione!" (to Dan on Harry's love life)

*Regis & Kelly

Kelly: (leans forward) "How about the cute little girl that plays Hermione Granger?"
Regis: (also leans forward) "What about her, eh?"
(Dan laughs and looks embarrassed, blushes, sputters a bit, shifts in his chair as Regis kept on teasing him)
Regis: "Huh, Daniel? Come clean, let's hear it. You'd like to put the cloak on her, too, I bet. Huh?"

The Auror Siblings

We Aurors aren't just obsessively fanatic pioneers who love Harry and Hermione. We are their kids, yup, products of elopement, mangos, broom closets, and too many strawberry margaritas.

1. *Circe*, "Belle"
2. Sweetwater Gal, "Iris"
3. rubydh18, "Ruby"
4. WinterPolaris, "Flor"
5. roswell_charmed2000, "Shannon"
6. S A R A H
7. Evil_Ravenclaw, "Ami"
8. AllAboutAurors
9. Iola Morton, "Rini"
10. ABG, "Kieu"
11. Christiandmb, "Chris"
12. Magicpillow
13. Will,Nicole's Manwhore, "Will"
14. insane imagination, "Tams"
15. *Natalie*, "Nat"
16. Pixie Queen
17. AngelDevil
18. *Niccin*, "Nic"
19. Haebrethilien, "Kate"
20. Shiri S
21. LinzDreamer4eva
22. Christine J
23. AlienBowlnNrd
24. Josh Junkie
25. hollytiger, "Holly"
26. behrlyawake
27. spikearrin
28. street bunny, "Jane" or "Jed"
29. Elixir of Ambrosia
30. Dashgurl17
31. LadyRue
32. Anck-Su-Namum
33. D's Girl
34. *Lizzie*
35. FairyChica78
36. * Marauder's Child *, "Sade"
37. Grassy Shallows
38. .bian.carsan.
39. Blue
40. Chianna
41. fishish
42. AJaKe
43. EmLo
44. JoeyDawsonBeliever
45. Chinadoll
46. Admiral Yellow
47. SmallFry
48. Olga
49. Schmendrick
50. ainjull
51. -cait-
52. ballyhara
53. CO1
54. EiresChilde
55. bumpkin
56. Addie_P&A
57. Joshua
58. mad 4 it
59. Katis
60. Musicchild
61. Melodious1
62. Trixen
63. misako
64. Harry and Hermione
65. Stars_And_Sunsets
66. SSSilverrrZ
67. Chris
68. Natalyly
69. Addicted to Harry and Hermione
70. The Verbi
71. RoswellRookie3
72. Sandie
73. pinay_kaitlyn
74. *Shannon*
75. *Holly*
76. Loz*
77. guerinschick, "Lisa"
78. candy_goodness
79. sillygirl17
80. buttefly_girl
81. treesharadia
82. *the-kez*
83. Candy_Auror
84. -Hobbes-
85. ~*~CCA~*~
86. Lissanne
87. Margarita Salt
88. Imaginary_Immortal
89. AndiRose
90. Silversun
91. pumpkin pasties
92. autumn angel 01
93. HermioneGranger81
94. Canadian_Moocow
95. WeSley0bSeSS0r
96. tictac
97. Queen Laura
98. Kate_A/C
99. Brazilian_Dan_Fan
100. II DTU II
101. texas_gal
102. xKrazyKremeSodax
103. Jessica
104. Lapis Lazuli
105. DjaLi
106. Phébé la Frenchie
107. Nicole-y
108. KervyQT16
109. RooneyFan
110. LittleOwl42
111. Christina
112. Ale_Pacey&Joey_Lover
113. Holls
114. Oy_Angelina
115. Butters
116. dreaming_auror
117. Chiriru ^_^
118. Carolina Bell
119. JavieBot
120. Telli
121. chuppa_chup
122. RoswellDreamer5
123. Just Tracy, "Tracy"
124. **nzchick**
125. LaraCroft01
126. Putzi
127. W, "W"
128. Orber123, "Jill"
129. Lady_Hatchkoff, "Liv"
130. *trish*
131. Intrceptr350, "Kathy"
132. jennifehr_marie
133. Lady Aeryn
134. 2Cute4U
135. Persephone Pixie
136. PrincessKate24
137. Hua Ze Lei
138. Vera
139. hockeydiva
140. mione291
141. k46
142. HappyToast8
143. Miss_Priss
144. Balrog of Tornados
145. akscully
146. legorliluver
147. RavenClaw233
148. *Ledi*
149. Kat B
150. ~*EverwoodGirl1312*~, "Nicole"
151. SweetTooth
152. wb_gal005, "Michelle"
153. Clash City Rocker, "Layne"
154. Cleveland Rocks
155. Heero Yuy
156. fingerless
157. *Rianna*
158. CherryChica87
159. *_*Nanda*_*
160. Gardenia
161. Jefferysfuturegirl, "Lyn"
162. Orli'sGirlMate
163. dixieland_dreamer, "Jenna"
164. quirkygrrl
165. Sharon86, "Sharon"
166. ~-Sarah-~, "Sarah"
167. Little Tiger
168. dawnie@, "Dawnie"
169. Lyndsi
170. X5 101
171. haylz80, "Haylz"
172. -CherryPixie-, "Jen"
173. pixie_89
174. loquacity, "Tina"
175. Jesica1978, "Jelly"
176. Nadhip, "Hipatia"
177. pacifier rocks, "Shannon"
178. heaven85
179. -Delilah-, "Delilah"
180. Wafball, "Rosi"
181. Fred Weasley Mistress
182. Argel, "Argel"
183. lleykian
184. buffy07
185. ~Catrina~, "Cat"
186. HarryandHermionerocks1, "Caroline"
187. -=Trilly=-, "Angela"
188. BenDreaming, "Dreaming"
189. Destiny_Sucks, "DS"
190. centerofthesun, "Reese"
191. SeekerOfTruth, "Marie"
192. imaginary, "Trish"
193. Ms. Fiction, "Leslie Ann"
194. trash_addict, "Tieka"
195. Irene Daniel, "Irene"
196. Lance's Girl, "Elizabeth"
197. haydensgirl, "Jess"
198. Departure, "Maggie"
199. emptyhearted Grl, "Angiee"
200. Liliya
201. Glory Fades, "Tara"
202. Beatriz
203. FehrlyBrendan
204. *Nora*
205. Scotsgirl
206. Hhr4life
207. *Rach*
208. ShoOtingStAr13
209. Biznitch, "Mary"
210. Jennifer
211. *Sheena*
212. BuffyAngel4Eva, "Ashleigh"
213. ~*Gabriela*~
214. Sarah Boreanaz, "Sarah"
215. Terpsichore, "Judy"
216. Time Cannot Erase, "Erin"
217. Winifred Pryce, "Adele"
218. Mary Alice, "Allie"
219. hammergal2004
220. Philosophist, "Amber"
221. Hopeless, "Jen"
222. Lucky Star23, "Tiffany"
223. SweetPea345, "Jess"
224. *Soccer Diva*, "Paula"
225. Unperfect, "Krys"
226. LittleCreek
227. Orli/Kiera4ever, "Jen"
228. Bloody Sakura, "Excel"
229. Leli1013
230. 01Bee, "Bee"
231. Tish
232. Broominluv
233. Raissa, "Riiko"
234. Miss Granger, "Katie"
235. MBfan19, "Wendy"
236. *Immortal Lover*, "Vanessa"
237. Marissa
238. Whomping Willow Tree
239. kamikaze01, "Christine"
240. bettyboop_501, "Jen"
241. *Joie*, "Johanna"
242. Nissi, "Denise"
243. Mr_Padfoot, "Felipe"
244. Emerald Raven
245. Aderyn
246. XtremeChiq
247. oywllalrdy, "Kris"
248. TheLastDay, "Erin"
249. WoodwindChick, "Megan"
250. SpaRkle_EviE, "Evie"
251. Zira
252. TRUE1974
253. Tarhilliel
254. Hermione Potter, "Mayri"
255. Miss Muffet
256. sweetdrmz4
257. likeiluvJ/D
258. Buttacup
259. C, l'autrevoisinedepalier, "Chloe"
260. azjdfan
261. ~*8Kay8*~
262. *Beautiful Stranger*, "Natasja"
263. in_flames, "Viktorija"
264. EmeraldKatsEye, "Kat"
265. ElleV
266. lost_fan, "Catarina"
267. jojo10
268. jennifer8
269. chandlerbingfan
270. Evelina
271. Jade Hunter

*Just PM and/or notify the person who started this intro on the thread if you want to join!

Fanfic

Well, let's face it. Here we are, in our billionth year of waiting for JKR to finish Book 7. To pass the time away, we Aurors love to explore the ways in which other talented Aurors of the fanon world picture the union of the lovely Harry and Hermione. It's fun. Read 'em!

Check out:

Astronomy Tower
FanFiction.net
H/H Shippers Anonymous
Hermione's World
PGW Industries
Portkey
POU Yahoo! Groups
PumpkinPie.org
Pumpkin Pie Archive
Schnoogle
The Pumpkin Patch

At all of these sites you will find a glorious amount of fics. If you want specific recs, just ask, and we'll be happy to oblige!

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Auror Art

If you want to experience the fabulously delicious artists of Aurorland, whether you’re looking for avies, wallpapers, fanarts, or videos, visit some of the following places:

Crossing the Line Undrawn
H/HR Fotolog
Harry Loves Hermione
Love Flicks
Tree by the Lake
Two Beats

After all that, are you still reluctant about Aurordom? Worried about Ron, Luna, Ginny, and Draco, are you? So, while Uncle Ron is off with Aunt Luna at the HMS Red Moon thread, you can check out Uncle Draco and Aunt Gin's thread. It's called the Fire and Ice thread, and we highly suggest you check it out.

And if you are feeling particularly guttery, go visit the Order of the Phoenix Fun-tastic Innuendo List. They're fun! (And oh so true...)

But after all that, if you still think Aurordom isn't meant for you, don't worry about it! This is the way out.

And for those of you intelligent ones who have decided to stay, sit back, relax, have yourself a Strawberry Margarita and enjoy it here! This is your home, with Mum, Dad and your Auror sibs! Remember, if you want your name on the list, bugger the person who posted this intro.

**Thanks to the wonderful Auror artists for our banners and to those who help maintain this intro. To quote Dumbledore, "One can never have enough banners." All right, he said, "One can never have enough socks," but alas, close enough.

Disclaimer: No Ron Weasleys were hurt in the making of this thread.

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Just click on this title in the list and be transported immediately.

*Circe* · 03-25-2005, 03:00 AM

New Thread!

Loffly title. Am bringing explanation over from last thread, just in case...

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Explanation For Title?

A long time ago, in an effort to annoy me, the Aurors started posting everything without spaces and ending it with 'belleageddon.'

This did not annoy me. Au contraire, I found it amusing, and joined in. Somewhere along this madness, in which the entire thread was posted like that, the 'belle' was removed.

Most of these posts were actually insulting.

So, in a bout of nostalgia that has seemed to land on we oldbies, we came up with this title whilst chatting.

Broomclosets should be self-explanatory.

PS:

Read th last pages of the last thread, and you'll understand how 'ageddon' works...

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~Belle

roswellcharmed_2000 · 03-25-2005, 03:01 AM

post number two! wahoooooooooo

weird jane is an oldbie yet she's the last listest oldbie.

okay NOW i'm going to bed....or at least trying.

*Natalie* · 03-25-2005, 03:02 AM

Love the title! Stupidness. But aren't a lot of our titles absurd?

*Circe* · 03-25-2005, 03:04 AM

G'nite Aurors.

~Belle

Pixie Queen · 03-25-2005, 03:06 AM

Wee new thread.

I'm off to pack, see you guys sunday night.

*Nora* · 03-25-2005, 04:38 AM

Thanks for the new thread.

Zira · 03-25-2005, 06:42 AM

Well, I feel so much different now that I've been smacked

Thanks for the new thread!

*Joie* · 03-25-2005, 06:46 AM

Woah! new thread already? wooo

Love the title

hammergal2004 · 03-25-2005, 07:46 AM

Hey Aurors!

I'm not even gonna try to comment on the insanity that was the last several pages of the last thread! Suffice to say, it was an olbiefest!

But anyway, they were sure having fun.

Just stopping by to say hello, don't you love broom closets? H/Hr have had some wonderful times in those...just check out some of the fanfic involving broom closets.

Be back later!

Sharon K

*Beautiful Stranger* · 03-25-2005, 08:53 AM

new thread. Cute title.

The last few pages of the last thread sure went by fast. I'll have to go back and read up on everything.

*Niccin* · 03-25-2005, 11:52 AM

Yay! A thread with "broom closet" in the title just makes my day

Siriusly, y'all need to do this oldbie posting spree when I'm not sleeping! Preferably on a weekend when I do stay up until an ungody hour

But indeed, ilovethenewthreadtitlebecauseithasnospacesageddon!

~Nic

roswellcharmed_2000 · 03-25-2005, 12:14 PM

i know niccin. it was just me, maj,belle and gnart too. imagine if flor or you or anyone else ever posts or delurks *coughamirubyflorwillcough*

notice how the thread dies when the oldbies finally went to bed.

i got another thread title besides Aurors(H/hr): Because Harry and Hermione take pills.....

aurors(h/hr): because i stayed up to 4am to post whore biotches!

*Circe* · 03-25-2005, 01:26 PM

Justcomingbacktocheckonthenewthreadageddon.

Good luck to the newbies who try to read the last few pages of the last thread...

Lovely sunny day in Cali!

~Belle

roswellcharmed_2000 · 03-25-2005, 01:34 PM

yeah good luck understanding any of it.

oldbiesshouldtalkincoherentlyandstartnewthreadsmoreoftenaggedon

and

belleisthepostinghoaggedon