[wilywiccan]

I'll improve the OP over time.

“Oh, she is such a professional! Sarah helped me practice my scripts all the time. I remember her saying to me, ‘Aly, I don’t care how many hours it takes, by the time you leave this trailer kissing a woman will be like breathing or taking a shower. My tongue has always been a very good teaching tool. Just ask Selma’. She is so dedicated.” --Alyson Hannigan

“Don’t think she is Miss Business all the time. She once lost a bet and went braless for the first half of season five. I kid you not! Dust off your BtVS DVD collection and watch for yourself. She was practically topless with those thin-layered shirts and very perky nipples. I admit I accidentally bumped into her a few times. --Nicholas Brendan

“Joss made set-life with Sarah very strenuous. You heard of the six inch rule, right? He informed all of the directors that if I didn’t put on some goddamn pants I couldn’t be within six inches of her! That made training sequences quite difficult. They would just shoot me from the waist up anyways. I was not to blame for the occasional involuntary stiffness of a certain part of my anatomy when the costume department insisted on clothing her in what can only be described as Jailbait Ensembles.” --Anthony Stewart Head

"Everyone wants to know about the lesbian subtext between our characters. Its true that I played Faith being hot for Buffy in the hopes of some steamy onscreen hookups. I mean, it ended up working for James. Spike gets a hard-on for her watching her dance and a few seasons later she's riding him handcuffed to a bed. Faith got screwed! I talked about sex with Buffy in almost every scene and end up in bed with Xander and Wood." --Eliza Dushku

[Burning Up A Sun]

Thanks for the thread.

I still love the ASH quote.

[Jaime Bee]

Nia you are the one that is gonna carry this thread.

[wilywiccan]

I guess I better start coming up with some really good fake quotes this week. I'll have you all rolling on the floor with laughter! You'll be like "Dag Nabbit! Why couldn't they say that in real life?!"

[Jaime Bee]

Originally Posted by wilywiccan (View Post) I guess I better start coming up with some really good fake quotes this week. I'll have you all rolling on the floor with laughter! You'll be like "Dag Nabbit! Why couldn't they say that in real life?!"

I don't know how to come up with them.

[wilywiccan]

All you have to do is think of something you would have wanted to happen between them all in real life. Cat fights. Hookups. Wacky celebrity behavior that they wanted desperately to keep out of the tabloids.

"I always dreamed of appearing on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was one of my favorite shows! Being bisexual, I'd hoped to one day play Sarah's love interest. It's so obvious Sarah and Buffy bat for both teams too. I would rewatch the episodes in syndication and fantasize about kissing BUFFY. Those short skirts. That freakin raincoat scene. My kind of eye candy. It was such a letdown that when I get signed on for a whole half season playing a lesbian SIT living in Buffy's house I end up having to make out with the character that I used to mock for her fuzzy sweaters and dorky hats." --Iyari Limon

"Sarah taught me so much about being a bitch. I mean, I would watch her and be like 'Damn! She's the HBIC!' When I got the role of Georgina I was ecstatic that I was going to be playing someone in the same vein as Kathryn. The Upper East Side Slut that nobody messes with unless they want to get scratched! Drugs. Sex. The F bomb and the Bad Girl Evil Stare. Yeah, she's my Bitch Mentor." --Michelle Trachtenberg

[Burning Up A Sun]

I love Michelle's.

[wilywiccan]

"You wouldn't believe it but her hair really is that shiny. I added that line in Never Leave Me myself. My word is golden like her shiny shiny hair. I've been told that I'm funny and once I realized they meant funny in the haha sense I said thank you. I have an unspoken comaderie with the writers. Unspoken in the metaphorical sense since we talk with our mouths. Or is it in the symbolic sense? Where was I? Oh, yes, Sarah hair secrets. I have a close and personal relationship with her hair stylist. I received a 'love' note just the other day. (goes to get it) I keep it on the fridge. (reads) Andrew, please stop sending me Brazilian peanuts. I'm allergic. And not remotely interested. Sarah's not interested either. One more mixed tape hidden in my tote bag and I'm calling security. BTW, happy birthday.' See that? Remembered my birthday." --Tom Lenk

[Jaime Bee]

[Burning Up A Sun]

Tom really likes Sarah's hair.

[wilywiccan]

"This is me going on record saying that I did NOT at any point in those seven or eight years give Sarah reason to believe I was making sexual advances towards her or trying to engineer a Quid Pro Quo type of sexual relationship. I don't know what lies she is telling people. I am a professional! Just ask the saucy little redhead vixen Aly or that sweetly delectable Amy. I would never abuse my authority by giving special treatment to actresses that will sleep with me. I hired Sarah because of her Emmy win not because of those puppy thighs and nicely shaped...and she had a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do! I hired her because of that too!" --Joss Whedon

"Am I bitter? Why would I be bitter? Just because I lost the Emmy-winning role of Kendall Hart to Sarah? Or because I lost the Golden Globe nominated and starring role of Buffy Summers to her? She went on to become a Feminist Icon while I played a prostitute dying of syphillis that gives Angel his moment of "perfect misery" while her character gives him "perfect happiness". She heads Big Budget films and becomes Maxim's Woman of the Year while I play a serial killer's rape victim girlifriend on Dexter. No, I loved that I got hired to play Darla. She was just as layered in an evil sort of...What is it about her?! Why her?! I'm gorgous. I can act. I'm a natural ****ing blond. I should have taken marial arts and ice skating instead of going to the mall in my teens. Maybe she would have been Darla and I would have been Buffy the vampire slayer." --Julie Benz