Sarah Michelle Gellar - Kathryn Merteuil App. #6 Because she is the original Queen B of the Upper East Side.

**Jaime Bee** · 12-17-2008, 09:52 PM

Welcome to the Kathryn Merteuil Appreciation Thread

Come join us in talks about the sexiest bad girl in movie history

Kathryn's Bitches

Honorary Bitch #01

1. Sebastian Valmont
2. Cecile Caldwell
3. Ronald Clifford
4. Jaime Bee
5. -Alicia-
6. GretchenPie
7. BiteMe!
8. Lysee
9. Issa
10. buffysmgfan26
11. kgp1217
12. Crack of Doom
13. winchesterboyz
14. forever young
15. Kelly_Dylan
16. NikaDawson
17. Goodnight&Go
18. wilywiccan
19. Kat Skit Girl (A very special bitch)
20. breaking silence
21. x-love-adam-brody-x
22. Katie92
23. **confessa
24. AmeliaBeck
25. kat99
26. lauriedavis
27. Primal Slayer
28. I_Love_JennaJameson
29. JR Abraxas
30. B.Chambers
31. Courtz_BV
32. SergeantPepper
33. charlottecleo
34. BreanBamonFan
35. polyethyleny

Reasons Why We Love Kathryn

1. She's rotten to the core and we love it
2. She's a manipulative bitch, and we still we love her
3. Because she's the only thing we can't have and it kills us
4. because she's a big tease
5. Because she's crafty and intelligent
6. Because she's the "Mary ****ing Sunshine" or her little town
7. Because Brunettes have more fun
8. Because Sebastian loves her, and Anette doesn't even compare to her
9. Because she's not a bitch, she's the bitch
10. Because she dresses to impress (and tease)
11. Because she's horney all the time
12. Because she is willing to do her man sexual favors
13. Because even Ronald couldn't turn her down
14. Because Cecile doesn't even compare to her
15. Because she wears push up bras
16. Because she is going to leave school a legend
17. Because she's the best villan in movie history
18. Because she is sexy as sin
19. Because she's a rich bitch
20. Because she doesn't let anyone tell her what to do

Kathryn Quotes:

Kathryn: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

Kathryn: Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.

Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.

Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian: Be more specific.
Kathryn: In English, I'll **** your brains out.
Sebastian: What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Kathryn: Because I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you.

Kathryn: You can put in anywhere.

Kathryn: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?

Kathryn: **** her yet?
Sebastian: Working on it.
Kathryn: Loser.
Sebastian: Blow me.
Kathryn: Call me later?

Kathryn: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn: That's one way looking at it.
[under her breath]
Kathryn: ****ing idiot...

Kathryn: [mocking Sebastian] "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.

Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.
Bunny Caldwell: Oh, that's beautiful.

Kathryn: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Kathryn: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.

Kathryn: Tastes good. So, I assume you've come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don't **** losers.

Kathryn: Eat me, Sebastian! It's okay for guys like you and Court to **** everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia ****ing Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out?

Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

Kathryn: "Why I Plan to Wait" by Annette Hargrove, Kansas City, Kansas. Jesus Christ, is she for real?

Kathryn: You're telling me you had the chance to **** her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.

Kathryn: Two's company. Three's a **** load of fun.

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Previous Threads:

Kathryn Merteuil Appreciation #4: "You can put in anywhere."
http://www.fanforum.com/f72/kathryn-...care-62799805/
http://www.fanforum.com/f72/kathryn-...ills-us-16125/
The Kathryn Appreciation thread 1 - You can stick it anywhere...

Kathryn Avatars:

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kat99 · 12-18-2008, 02:02 AM

ohh could someone add me to te list
ohh and by the way love the title

**-Alicia-** · 12-18-2008, 07:13 AM

TFTNT! I'll add you now, Kat

**Jaime Bee** · 12-18-2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kat99 (View Post)

ohh could someone add me to te list
ohh and by the way love the title

Welcome to the board and thread.

**-Alicia-** · 12-19-2008, 10:50 AM

Oh, didn't notice the title before!

I love it!

"I'm the Marcia ****ing Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I wanna kill myself. So there's your psycho analysis Dr. Freud. So are you in? Or are you out?"

One of my favorite quotes!

**Dragonfly** · 12-19-2008, 12:21 PM

Can I be added to the list?

Kathryn was so evil, I love her

**AmeliaBeck** · 12-19-2008, 12:54 PM

Yay for the new thread & thanks for using my title!

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Alicia- (View Post)

"I'm the Marcia ****ing Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I wanna kill myself. So there's your psycho analysis Dr. Freud. So are you in? Or are you out?"

Dude, that is one of my favorite quotes out of the entire movie

I flove Kathryn.

**-Alicia-** · 12-20-2008, 02:39 PM

Added you lauriedavis! Welcome!

**Dragonfly** · 12-20-2008, 02:45 PM

Thanks for adding me!

Gah, I want to rewatch CI

**Jaime Bee** · 12-20-2008, 03:39 PM

I can't remember the last time I watched it.

**AmeliaBeck** · 12-20-2008, 08:03 PM

I watched it all on YT a few weeks ago. Like three times in one sitting

God, I love this movie.

**Jaime Bee** · 12-20-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaBeck (View Post)

I watched it all on YT a few weeks ago. Like three times in one sitting

God, I love this movie.

I keep saying that I'm gonna watch it.

Still haven't yet.

I love that quote too. She has the best lines.

I_Love_JennaJameson · 12-21-2008, 11:02 AM

This title ****ing rocks

And woot!! New Kat thread!

TFTNT Jaime

**-Alicia-** · 12-21-2008, 12:29 PM

You HAVE seen CI, Right Jaime?!

I_Love_JennaJameson · 12-21-2008, 01:23 PM

She HASN'T???/