Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy/Faith #5: Because Slaying Always Made Them Hungry and Horny

trucherrygirl · 11-22-2008, 02:02 AM

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Reasons Why We Love Buffy And Faith

1. Because they are The Chosen Two
2. Because they kick serious ass
3. Because they give us naughty girl on girl fantasies
4. Because Buffy thinks she can "take" Faith on
5. Because there was only one person in Faiths life her tried to be her friend, and that was Buffy
6. Because Faith has Buffy's back
7. Because Faith humilated Scott Hope for dumping Buffy
8. Because Faith calls her "B"
9. Because slaying makes them hungry and horney
10. Because they've kissed
11. Because subtext anyone?
12. Because even in a coma Faith helped out her friend
13. Because Faith thinks Buffy's as hot as we do
14. Because Buffy gets that good down low tickle

Buffy/Faith Quotes

Faith: Thanks, B. Couldn't have done it without you. (3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Faith: Hey, so what's up with B? I mean, she seems wound kinda tight. Needs to find the fun a little? (3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Buffy: You got a problem?
Faith: I'm five-by-five, B, living entirely large, actually wondering about your problem.
Buffy: Well, I may not sleep in the nude and rassle alligators...
Faith: Maybe it's time you started, 'cause obviously something in your bottle needs uncorking. (3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Faith: What are you getting so strung out for, B?
Buffy: Why are your lips still moving, F?
Faith: Did I just hear a threat?
Buffy: Would you like to?
Faith: Wow. Think you can take me?
Buffy: Yeah. (3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Buffy: Faith, what happened?
Faith: I... I was there when he killed my Watcher, and I saw what he did to her... what he was gonna do to me. I tried to stop him, but I... I couldn't. And I ran.
Buffy: Faith, first rule of slaying: don't die. You did the right thing. Okay? You didn't die. (3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?
Buffy: Well... Sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards. (3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Buffy: You hungry?
Faith: Starved. (3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Faith: Dyin' to meet the fam. I'm in. (On Buffy inviting her over for dinner, 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick)

Faith: And when you think about him, you get that good, down-low tickle, right?
Buffy: Yeah, I guess, but... (realizes what she may have meant, and gives her the eye) How low?
Faith: (grins broadly) You tell me. (3.04 Beauty and the Beasts)

Xander: Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.
Cordelia: They're training.
Xander: I stand by my phrase. (3.05 Homecoming)

Faith: Oh, man! Guys should break up with you more often.
Buffy: Gee, thank you.
Faith: No, I mean it. You really got some quality rage going. Really gives you an edge. (3.05 Homecoming)

Faith: You got the tix already. Why don't we go together?
Buffy: I don't know about that.
Faith: Come on. We'll find a couple studs, we'll use 'em and... discard 'em. That's always fun.
Buffy: Okay, I'm in. Not the stud-using part, though. Or... probably not. (3.05 Homecoming)

Buffy: Synchronized slaying.
Faith: New Olympic category? (Upon both staking a vamp at the same time.3.07 Revelations)

Buffy: I realize this is gonna sound funny coming from someone that just spent a lot of time kicking your face... but you can trust me.
Faith: Is that right? (3.07 Revelations)

Faith: Uh, Buffy?
Buffy: Yeah?
Faith: Nothing. (3.07 Revelations)

Faith: Hey, what's up? (to the TV) Work, damn it! What's going on? Scary monsters?
Buffy: No. Um, we're having Christmas Eve dinner at my house, and I thought that, um, if you didn't have plans...
Faith: Your mom sent you down, huh? (3.10 Amends)

Faith: Hey.
Buffy: Hi!
Faith: Uh, looked like that whole party thing was gonna be kind of a drag. I didn't really have anything... You know.
Buffy: I'm glad you came. (3.10 Amends)

Buffy: Wait. Stop. Think!
Faith: No, no, no!
Buffy: It's a manhole. Tight space, no escape, six against two, not unlike three against one.
Faith: And there might be more, so come on.
Buffy: You're just gonna go down there. That's your plan.
Faith: Who said I had a plan? I don't know how many's down there, but I wanna find out. And I'll know when I land. If you don't come in after me, (shrugs and smiles) I might die! (3.14 Bad Girls)

Faith: Tell me you don't get off on this!
Buffy: It didn't suck. (3.14 Bad Girls)

Faith: Hey, girlfriend. Bad time? (Interrupting Buffy and the rest of the class during a chem test. 3.14 Bad Girls)

Buffy: Okay, we got ten, maybe twelve bad guys and one big demon in desperate need of a Stairmaster.
Faith: I say we take 'em all, hard and fast and now. (3.14 Bad Girls)

Faith: Strangely, not my priority. When are ya gonna get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very simple: (walks to a vertical case) want... (breaks it) take... (reaches in for a set of nun-chucks) have. (stuffs them into her pants)
Buffy: Want... (walks to the case) take... (stops in front of it) have. I'm gettin' it. (3.14 Bad Girls)

Buffy: Faith, please don't shut me out here. Look, sooner or later, we're both gonna have to deal.
Faith: Wrong.
Buffy: We can help each other.
Faith: I don't need it.
Buffy: Yeah? Who's wrong now? Faith, you can shut off all the emotions that you want. But eventually, they're gonna find a body.
Faith: Okay, this is the last time we're gonna have this conversation, and we're not even having it now, you understand me? There is no body. I took it, weighted it, and dumped it. The body doesn't exist.
Buffy: Getting rid of the evidence doesn't make the problem go away.
Faith: It does for me.
Buffy: Faith, you don't get it. You killed a man.
Faith: No, you don't get it. I don't care! (3.14 Bad Girls)

Faith: New Watcher?
Buffy and Giles: New Watcher.
Faith: Screw that.
Buffy: (to Giles) Now, why didn't I just say that? (3.14 Bad Girls)

Buffy: That's the job. What else can we do?
Faith: Whatever we want. We're Slayers, girlfriend, the Chosen Two. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?
Buffy: Oh, that would be tragic, taking the fun out of slaying, stabbing, beheading.
Faith: Oh, like you don't dig it.
Buffy: I don't.
Faith: You're a liar. I've seen you. Tell me staking a vamp doesn't get you a little bit juiced. Come on, say it.
She stops and folds her arms, waiting for Buffy's answer. Buffy can't help but smile, and looks down to hide it.
Faith: (laughs) You can't fool me. The look in your eyes right after a kill? You just get hungry for more. (3.14 Bad Girls)

Faith: All my life there was only one person that tried to be my friend, went out of her way when I had no right or reason to expect her to - and I screwed her. Not to mention her boyfriend, only him literally. (1.19 Sanctuary, Angel)

Faith: Angel said there was no way you were gonna give me a chance.
Buffy: I gave you every chance! I tried so hard to help you, and you spat on me. My life was just something for you to play with. Angel, Riley, anything that you could take from me you took. I've lost battles before, but nobody else has ever made me a victim.
Faith: And you can't stand that. You're all about control. You have no idea what it's like on the other side! Where nothing's in control, nothing makes sense! There is just pain and hate and nothing you do means anything. You can't even –
Buffy: Shut up!
Faith: Just tell me how to make it better. (1.19 Sanctuary, Angel)

Buffy/Faith Links:

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Previous Threads:

Buffy/Faith #2: Because Those Who Slay Together Lay Together
Buffy and Faith thread: cause there hot chicks with superpowers
Buffy/Faith #3: Because They Are Fluffalicious!

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**-Alicia-** · 11-22-2008, 10:36 AM

TFTNT!!!

You forgot the OP so I just added it!

trucherrygirl · 11-22-2008, 01:34 PM

I'm not sure if I would have known how to add the OP, so I figured I'd let a mod do it. So thank you!

Continue all Fuffy-related business here!

**-Alicia-** · 11-23-2008, 08:29 PM

Haha No problem!

**Jaime Bee** · 11-23-2008, 08:42 PM

The Title!

trucherrygirl · 11-23-2008, 08:45 PM

My idea!

And you're welcome, Jaime!

**Jaime Bee** · 11-23-2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by trucherrygirl (View Post)

My idea!

And you're welcome, Jaime!

I love it.

It was So funny how Buffy would never admit it.

**-Alicia-** · 11-23-2008, 08:59 PM

She said she craveed a non-fat yogurt afterwards! Whatever!

**Jaime Bee** · 11-23-2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by -Alicia- (View Post)

She said she craveed a non-fat yogurt afterwards! Whatever!

That's not even believeable.

She could have said a pint of Ben and Jerry's chocolate icecream.

**-Alicia-** · 11-23-2008, 09:33 PM

I think Faith definitly helped her explore the H&H factor in slaying

**Jaime Bee** · 11-23-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by -Alicia- (View Post)

I think Faith definitly helped her explore the H&H factor in slaying

The last banner is really

well done.

**-Alicia-** · 11-23-2008, 10:11 PM

I know!

I love it!

**Jaime Bee** · 11-23-2008, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by -Alicia- (View Post)

I know!

I love it!

That last scene really looks real!

**-Alicia-** · 11-24-2008, 08:05 AM

It does! I wish it were real! I wish the WB wasn't so squeamish about all the girl-on-girl subtext!

Would have have gotten more than just subtle flirting.

**Jaime Bee** · 11-24-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by -Alicia- (View Post)

It does! I wish it were real! I wish the WB wasn't so squeamish about all the girl-on-girl subtext!

Would have have gotten more than just subtle flirting.

UPN Baby!