Things that Angel/Angelus would never say
 

You guys who usually post on this thread know the deal :) I'll give it a whirl...

Angel: I think i'm in love with Spike.

hehe lame i know but oh well :)

Angel: Gunn....do you shave your head? or are you balding?
Gunn: Man....shut up!


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Angelus: Let's share

Spike: I want to sing and dance!
Angel: I know, I know... A nd wear your tight littls shiny pants. Okay. We'll all sing and dance!
everyone EXCEPT Spike and Angel: **groan**
Angel: I said, we'll all sing and dance! Or ye'll walk the plank! Ready? One, two, free!
All: I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance. I want to be a pirate in the pirates of Penzance; wear me silver buckle slippers and me tight, shiny pants.... I want to sing and da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ance!

:rotfl:

Angelus: Does these leather pants make my butt look big?

Spike: Illyria's a meanie. :bawl:
Angel: :hug: There there, I'll talk to her.
Spike: But...she said Pretty in Pink was a stupid movie.
Angel: That's it...she's dead.


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I dislike Molly Ringwald. So, anything bad about her or her movies is fine with me...

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ANGELUS: But baby come on!
BUFFY: No. You're evil. And evil means no.
SPIKE: Just say no!
BUFFY: You're not getting any candy either.
SPIKE: DAMNIT!
ANGELUS: *points at Spike* HA HA!
SPIKE: Shut up Meanie.
ANGELUS: Well at least I don't have a soul like some other poor shmuck I know.
SPIKE: That hurts.
ANGELUS: *grin* I know. You wanna steal candy from Buffy?
SPIKE: Okay. You know mommy wont like this?
ANGELUS: Pfft Buf..
BUFFY: *glares*
ANGELUS: Hi Mommy. I'm a good boy. I eat my tomatos and...
BUFFY: You're grounded.
ANGELUS: *whines* WHYYYYYY? I HAAATE YOOOOU MOOOMMMYYYY!
SPIKE: And you say I am a whiner because I have soul?

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So funny:D

Angel: Can't we please watch my movie...for once?
Spike: No. You wanted to come over to watch dvds...I get to pick.
Angel: I am sick of Pretty in Pink.
Spike: Ok...we can watch "Back to the Future".
Angel: Uh...
Spike: How about "The Breakfast Club"
Angel: Uhm...
Spike: "Some kind of Wonderful?"
Angel: So...that Duckie...does he get Andie in the end?
Spike: Let's watch, and find out. :D
Angel: Oy.:rolleyes:

:D

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:lol:

Good one Claudia:)

:lol: thank you. :D

Gunn: So let me get this straight. Duckie loves Andie..and Andie loves Blaine...and Steff likes Andie...but he just wants sex.
Spike: That's right.
Gunn: Ok...so...What happened to the dad?...did he get a job, or what?
Spike:...Um...that's not the point of the movie.
Gunn: but don't you think that's important?...how did they afford to live in that house if he wasn't working?
Spike:..I..don't.....LOOK. It's a love story.
Gunn: Yeah..but was Andie paying the rent?...were they on welfare?
Spike: Ok...you can't watch it any more. You're trying to ruin it for me.
Gunn: Well..yeah.
Angel: Gunn, just walk away....Spike will hurt you.
Gunn: ok.

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Another good one:D

Angelus: I love Buffy so much i think I'll go to the end of the underworld and back to get my soul for her!

:lol: these are all great keep em coming.