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Old 10-05-2009, 09:48 PM
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Martin Prince: Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You got to use horses.
Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?
Painter: Eh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:30 PM
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I love that!
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"I asked you not to come back here for me, and I wish... I wish you hadn't."
Forces pulling from the center of the earth again ...
"But I will come back here for you."
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:19 PM
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Max: Awww, this is the worst party ever.
Marge: Remember that New Year's Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock.
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Old 10-10-2009, 12:21 AM
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Poor Lenny! I love when Marge is trying to see the houses and his wall falls down and he's sitting there with no furniture ..

"Please don't tell people how I live."

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Old 10-10-2009, 09:32 AM
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"Please don't tell people how I live."
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:56 PM
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Poor Lenny

Lenny: Hey, let's go to the girl's college.
Carl: No, the Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion.
Homer Simpson: Shut up. It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold.

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Old 10-12-2009, 12:33 PM
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Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

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Old 10-12-2009, 01:13 PM
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gotta love Homer.
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Old 10-12-2009, 07:55 PM
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Ahh the muppet quote.
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:05 PM
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Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:53 PM
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Otto: Spell AC/DC!
Lisa: A-C-D-C
Otto: Nuh-uh! You forgot the lightning bolt.
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Krusty: I want to clear up a misconception about the Wha-Cha-Ma-Carcass Sandwich. I used non-diseased meat from diseased animals! Everyone does it!
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Old 10-18-2009, 12:09 AM
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He's so corrupt
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Otto: Nuh-uh! You forgot the lightning bolt.
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:22 PM
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I love when he thinks his shoes are talking ..

"We won't hurt you! We only want to have some fun!"
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