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| ^  __________________ Jessie | |||
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| Elite Fan   | Great quotes  __________________ ::icon by tru-silva | |||
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| Judge Snyder: Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life, this court fines you $3million. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket. [Smithers hands over the money] Montgomery Burns: Oh, and I'll take that statue of justice too. Judge Snyder: SOLD! __________________ Jessie | |||
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| Elite Fan | Oh man __________________ ::icon by tru-silva | |||
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| Part-Time Fan  Joined: Oct 2007
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|  that's hilarious...__________________ | |||
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| Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up? Lisa: I just had a bad dream! Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it. Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under -- Homer: Aah! Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! *Homer runs into Bart's room* Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house! Bart: Ahhhhhhh! Ned: I okely-dokely-schmokely do! Priest: And do you Homer, take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife? Homer: What did you call me!? Priest: Do you want to get married... MAR-RIED!? Homer: Sure. Sock it to me ba-by! Oh man __________________ Edward + Bella.. EPIC ♥ || Dylan♥Kelly || Hyde♥Jackie || Lucas♥Brooke || Edward♥Bella || |Angel♥Buffy|Cole♥Phoebe|Ross♥Rachel|Dawson♥Jen| | |||
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| Elite Fan | Hahaha Love the boogeyman quotes __________________ ::icon by tru-silva | |||
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| New Fan Joined: Nov 2007
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| favorite My favorite is probably LISA: What does yvna eht noij mean HOMER: Oh its probably something like hocus pocus or world peace  hehe | |||
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| firefoxy great quote! Welcome to FF! I hope you have fun here  __________________ Jessie | |||
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| Part-Time Fan Joined: Oct 2007
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| that's one funny firefoxy __________________ | |||
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|  Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Man in bathroom stall: That's a right triangle, you idiot! Homer: D'oh! __________________ Jessie | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Sep 2007
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| __________________ Edward + Bella.. EPIC ♥ || Dylan♥Kelly || Hyde♥Jackie || Lucas♥Brooke || Edward♥Bella || |Angel♥Buffy|Cole♥Phoebe|Ross♥Rachel|Dawson♥Jen| | |||
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| Moderator Support Team  | I remember that quote! After Homer fails his driver's test and Patti stamps his paper with the "fail" stamp. Patti: Ooh, that felt good. Selma: Here let me try! *stamps Homer's paper with the stamp* Oh yeah! | |||
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| That drivers licsense one reminds me of: Patty: My name is Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do well, I use the green pen, when you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions? Otto: Yeh, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I, I y'know don't want to offend you, but you were born a man weren't you. You can tell me, I'm open minded. Patty - (dropping green pen) I wont be needing this. __________________ Jessie | |||
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