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| Master Fan   Joined: Sep 2007
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| Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff? Carl: Hey, it's Duffman! Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure. Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!  Bart: You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom? Because the kids who wear them get BEATEN UP. Marge: Well, anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend.  | |||
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| Passionate Fan  Joined: Sep 2007
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|  __________________  Delta Goodrem Susanna Hoffs Vicki Peterson Debbi Peterson{Chris} | |||
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| Extreme Fan  Joined: Apr 2005
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| lol i love the simpsons heres my favourite quote by homer im not sure how it starts but this is how it ends Homer: stupid like a fox | |||
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| Elite Fan   | Great quotes __________________ ::icon by tru-silva | |||
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| Graphics Team   Joined: Aug 2000
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| U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers. Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers. __________________ Jessie | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | Homer with the spoiled sandwich (which is now purple  )"This is all your fault! Oh, how could I stay mad at you?" | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Sep 2007
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I'm going to Duff Gardens .. HOO RAAA!! *passes out* Come to Homercles!! I can't the beans will burn. Homercles cares not for beans | |||
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| Elite Fan | Homer loves his sandwiches __________________ ::icon by tru-silva | |||
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Bart: Hey Homer, where are you going? Homer: Going for....eight hour walk. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 18,169
| I'm going outside .. to .. stalk .. Lenny & Carl .. doh!! __________________ Edward + Bella.. EPIC ♥ || Dylan♥Kelly || Hyde♥Jackie || Lucas♥Brooke || Edward♥Bella || |Angel♥Buffy|Cole♥Phoebe|Ross♥Rachel|Dawson♥Jen| | |||
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| Elite Fan | Loving the quotes __________________ ::icon by tru-silva | |||
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| Graphics Team Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 26,779
| Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening. Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman! Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [Makes sound effects and laughs.] Where was I? Oh yeah. Stay out of my booze. __________________ Jessie Last edited by 4N6 DNA : 10-29-2007 at 10:32 AM. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 18,169
| Thats a pretty sorry lookin wagon, You got a problem with that, As a matter of fact i do............. you missed a spot!! Gonna paint the wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use oil based paint cause the wood is pine!! Ponderosa pine .. woo oooh!! __________________ Edward + Bella.. EPIC ♥ || Dylan♥Kelly || Hyde♥Jackie || Lucas♥Brooke || Edward♥Bella || |Angel♥Buffy|Cole♥Phoebe|Ross♥Rachel|Dawson♥Jen| | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | Homer: Kids, we're good parents now! Get your asses out here! *after they read the note that Flanders is going to baptize Bart and Lisa* Marge: He's going to baptize our children?? Homer: Oh no! In the eyes of God, they'll be Flanderesseses! Flanders: [breathless] Reverend...emergency! I -- it's the Simpson kids -- eedily -- I, uh, baptism -- oodily -- uh -- doodily doodily! Lovejoy: Ned...have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. [hangs up] [his train crashes] Oh. Damn Flanders! Marge: The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need. | |||
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