Colin Hanks - Colin's What if Game #5 - Page 5

maxkyleshpr · 04-10-2008, 02:48 PM

That's a term usually used by legal-types to describe someone the actions of who is a 'pimp' -- who hires-out whores and does other nefarious things.

You don't get arrested for "being a pimp", you get arrested for "pandering."

**Sternbetrachter** · 04-10-2008, 09:51 PM

it would be quite the shock for the Hanks clan

What if Colin was seen running around naked?

**life_style** · 04-11-2008, 08:58 AM

then people would probably try to catch it on camera or something.. or perhaps just point at him and laugh

What if Colin thought that he'd go straight to hell?

**Sternbetrachter** · 04-11-2008, 11:14 AM

then he might stop being a good citizen when he already believes he's doomed

What if Colin was set up on a blind date with ... a man?

audkal · 04-12-2008, 05:59 PM

He'd probably wonder if the set-up was some kind of joke.

What if Colin liked Harry Potter?

**Sternbetrachter** · 04-13-2008, 12:29 AM

then he surely wouldn't be the only adult on this planet ... or do you mean like like?

What if Colin believed he could fly?

**life_style** · 04-13-2008, 02:47 AM

he might jump off of a building or something

What if Colin was diagnosed with schizophrenia?

**Sternbetrachter** · 04-13-2008, 04:27 AM

he and his various personalities might argue whether it's true or not

What if Colin made fun of the president without knowing that he#s being filmed?

**life_style** · 04-15-2008, 02:10 AM

there might be some sort of uproar.

What if Colin wanted to join the cast of Lost?

maxkyleshpr · 04-15-2008, 04:40 PM

He'd have to get in a long line of actors who want to be cast in that show.

What if Colin cheated at Poker with his friends?

**Sternbetrachter** · 04-16-2008, 02:58 AM

as long as they aren't playing for money his friends might forgive him (but where's the fun when there's no money?)

What if Colin beats up a cop?

**life_style** · 04-16-2008, 10:37 AM

he'd be brought to justice eventually.

What if Colin wanted to own a bar?

audkal · 04-16-2008, 12:22 PM

I would suspect he's a heavy drinker, lol.

What if Colin was your neighbor?

**Sternbetrachter** · 04-16-2008, 01:09 PM

I'd be over quite often, having to borrow some milk

What if Colin wanted to be King of England?

maxkyleshpr · 04-16-2008, 03:54 PM

I'd wonder why

-- and warn him he's in for a big disappointment

What if Colin wanted to become a porn star?