Colin Hanks - Colin's What If Game 4 - Page 9

maxkyleshpr · 01-25-2008, 06:00 PM

Then I'd support him and be proud of him and NICK might be able to give him some pointers, since Kyle Valenti was Buddhist.

What if Colin checked-out dozens of books from the Library and didn't return them?

audkal · 01-25-2008, 08:24 PM

He'd get plenty of phone-calls from them.

What if Colin was..ahem...sterile?

**Sternbetrachter** · 01-26-2008, 07:44 AM

then there'd be no Colin jr.'s running around

What if Colin wanted to date all the Playmates from 2007?

maxkyleshpr · 01-26-2008, 05:19 PM

They might not want to date someone who's sterile...or maybe they would...

What if Colin wanted to be the Pope?

audkal · 01-26-2008, 07:22 PM

He'd have to go through a lot of education to become Pope I think.

What if Colin promised Paris Hilton he'd marry her if they were both still single 10 years from now?

**Sternbetrachter** · 01-27-2008, 01:26 AM

then he'd start searching frantically for a wife after 9,5 years

What if Colin wanted to be the next Hugh Hefner (aka owner of the Playboy Mansion)?

**life_style** · 01-27-2008, 07:42 AM

then he'd have to become very good friends with Hugh, I assume

What if Colin wanted to host Saturday Night Live?

**Sternbetrachter** · 01-27-2008, 08:47 AM

then he might be up against many others who'd like to do the same

What if Colin wanted to be a badass cop like Clint Eastwood in "Dirty Harry"?

maxkyleshpr · 01-27-2008, 05:58 PM

He can't.

What if Colin decided to sell his sexual services on eBay?

audkal · 01-27-2008, 09:41 PM

Not a wise decision IMO--and yes, there are some creeps out there who would buy it, lol.

What if Colin was addicted to Spongebob Squarepants?

**life_style** · 01-28-2008, 03:21 AM

then he'd watch it a lot, I suppose

What if Colin was addicted to carrots?

**Sternbetrachter** · 01-28-2008, 04:25 AM

his eyes might benefit from it

What if Colin beat up a papparazzi?

audkal · 01-28-2008, 04:05 PM

He'd probably get in trouble, but the camera-guy probably deserved it.

What if Colin was a racist?

maxkyleshpr · 01-28-2008, 07:27 PM

He'd lose a lot of fans -- me included...

What if Colin owned a Marijuana farm?

**Sternbetrachter** · 01-29-2008, 08:17 AM

I'd like to visit once

(only to look of course)

What if Colin wanted to adopt 20 kids from all over the world?