Colin Hanks - Colin's What If Game 4 - Page 19

**Sternbetrachter** · 03-11-2008, 11:17 AM

he might try to roar at least once a day

and would be sent to a psychatrist soon

What if Colin started mooning people whenever he's on tv?

maxkyleshpr · 03-12-2008, 03:53 PM

I'm afraid that people would very quickly tire of seeing his butt.

What if Colin pretended to be blind for sympathy?

**Sternbetrachter** · 03-13-2008, 02:38 AM

many would be outraged and offended

What if Colin wanted to live in a church?

**life_style** · 03-13-2008, 11:18 AM

he'd have to buy up an old one, I'd assume.

What if Colin thought the only way to turn the computer off was to paint the screen black?

**Sternbetrachter** · 03-13-2008, 12:06 PM

his girlfriend would make sure that he never comes near her computer

What if Coln didn't know how to read and write?

**life_style** · 03-15-2008, 07:27 AM

he'd have to learn.

What if Colin was convinced that Madonna was in fact God?

**Sternbetrachter** · 03-15-2008, 09:27 AM

he'd start a cult for her and I'm sure he'd have some of her fans following his example

What if Colin decided to only wash his socks once every month?

maxkyleshpr · 03-15-2008, 11:11 AM

They'd smell pretty bad and he'd probably lose some friends and some dates.

What if Colin decided to become a pimp and run a group of prostitutes?

**Sternbetrachter** · 03-15-2008, 02:26 PM

I'd be disgusted ... but Colin might become friends with Snoop Dogg

What if Colin was asked to work as a male stripper?

**life_style** · 03-17-2008, 02:04 AM

he'd probably decline.. Or so I think

What if Colin lost all his previous memories and couldn't even remember who he was?

**Sternbetrachter** · 03-17-2008, 07:50 AM

he'd be feeling quite lost

What if Colin forgot to drink anything for a whole day?

maxkyleshpr · 03-17-2008, 04:01 PM

He'd become dehydrated and could become disoriented. In fact, that's probably how he lost his memory (see post #280)

What if Colin because agoraphobic and refused to leave his house?

audkal · 03-17-2008, 06:51 PM

I would come over to comfort and encourage him!

What if Colin didn't graduate from HS?

**life_style** · 03-18-2008, 08:22 AM

He'd be lucky to be in the movie business, since other jobs would be hard to get.

What if Colin said he had a crush on James Van Der Beek?

**Sternbetrachter** · 03-18-2008, 09:02 AM

JvdB would be ... surprised ... just like me ... or Sam ... or YOU

What if Colin told everyone he's the one who made the first pizza ever?