Colin Hanks - Colin's What If Game 4

**Sternbetrachter** · 12-20-2007, 04:53 AM

What if Colin switched to chewing tobacco instead of smoking?

**life_style** · 12-20-2007, 05:25 AM

then he'd have to spit the tobacco out regularly

What if Colin thought Christmas was only made up to recieve presents?

**Sternbetrachter** · 12-20-2007, 07:17 AM

then he wouldn'T be the only one thinking that

What if Colin wanted to buy 20 gifts for every member of his family?

audkal · 12-20-2007, 09:25 PM

It'd certainly be complicated and expensive, but he could probably pull it off.

What if Colin only liked super-skinny women?

**life_style** · 12-21-2007, 06:57 AM

Then I'm sure he'd find some to date, but I'd think of him as really superficial.

What if Colin puked 3 times a day, not being able to do something about it?

**Sternbetrachter** · 12-21-2007, 03:28 PM

he might lose lots of weight and be in danger of dehydration when he doesn't drink enough

What if Colin wanted to start a band called "Beatles - Next Generation"?

audkal · 12-21-2007, 05:57 PM

I'd be curious how "they'd" sound.

What if Colin got drafted in a war?

**maxkyleshpr** · 12-21-2007, 08:37 PM

I hope he'd keep his head down...

What if Colin was secretly married?

**Sternbetrachter** · 12-22-2007, 02:31 AM

then I'd wonder why it's a secret

What if Colin was asked to perform a strip at a hen party?

**life_style** · 12-22-2007, 11:08 AM

then I'd hope he'd do it and that a video of it would somehow end up on youtube

What if Colin wanted to record a duet with Shaggy?

**Sternbetrachter** · 12-23-2007, 01:57 AM

it might end up as quite a funny song

What if Colin wanted to play Arnold Schwarzenegger in a movie about Arnold's life?

**life_style** · 12-23-2007, 09:04 AM

then he'd need to bulk up

What if Colin thought that eating carrots was murder?

**Sternbetrachter** · 12-23-2007, 09:16 AM

then there'd be more bunnies that don't have to worry about Colin eating their food

What if Colin believes he can fly?

audkal · 12-23-2007, 08:35 PM

I would want someone guarding him for awhile, lol.

What if Colin wanted to focus on a music career?

**life_style** · 12-25-2007, 05:17 AM

then I hope he'd be good enough at it

What if Colin wanted to basejump (like, jump off of a building or something)?