| I once thought that all the evil in the world could never incite me to start being so evil myself, but my thoughts on this did change after I saw how Paris Hilton treated her butler.
Deciding that this was the absolute most horrible thing possible, Trude decided she would set the wheels in motion to make the world a very good place. Searching to find out if there was any evidence that anyone would help me out in this particular situation.
Colin Hanks, who happened to pass me at the supermarket, thought it was a beautiful day, and decided to take the day off. Unfortunately, his boss called him in just that moment when he felt powerless and tired from all of his previous work.
Telling Colin about Trude's remarkable plan he immediately agreed and decided that he would help her out with her effort to make the world a better place. He thought that the most effecient way would be to just go ahead and start working. As he thought about how he would contribute all his power into such a wicked plan that would change the world as we know it, Colin made phonecalls to some of his friends, the ones who had the knowledge and passion to make the connection between the Hiltons and the Spears's. Colin thought it might be fun to enlist his old friends for such a noble task.
With everything he needed right at hand, Colin started writing a text message which he planned to send to Trude and Alex. Both messages were rather short and a little rude at first, but Colin was certain that they would come and help after a little paragraph near the end said that it was not gonna be a good time for Paris H. when all the other people we knew were finally on the way to help out. Colin made a desperate attempt to actually try and stop Paris from coming to even more premieres as she was attending now.
The next night, we decided to all be there when Paris left for Madrid, to promote yet another one of Colin's older and more erotic and daring movies. Knowing that it would be not very easy to do so without being noticed, Colin's friends tried to hide behind a group of fourteen year olds, who were acting as if no time they would help them out.
Sneaking up to catch a glimpse of Colin's famous butt, the girls were quite excited to see that not only Colin was there but also Mrs. Angelina Jolie, who indeed was there to adopt another baby. Colin went up to Angelina and asked how she managed to keep Brad from cheating on her. She just shrugged and told him that sometimes, you just have to have faith and not let things like jealousy or other feelings get in the way of your life.
With all the big stars from Hollywood suddenly arriving, Colin met Samuel L. Jackson's butler and thought to himself, "Wow, this dude can certainly afford to life in any location. I always thought that I was a super-star but this guy is just so much more than that! He's a true and real star."
Next Colin saw the one and only Nicolas Cage standing next to his good friend Jack the Black. Colin instantly ran up to Jack and tried to get his attention but to no good, Jack was not in the mood to talk to him or anyone else for that matter.
Disappointed, Colin went to talk with Michael Fox, who had just slugged a photographer out of boredom. Colin said to person next to him that Fox was surely not in a good mood, so he better not go and talk to him right now.
Even though Colin did not believe this was the best event he attended, he still had a good idea of what could happen later on if he played his cards right. There was no smoking area, which annoyed Colin quite a lot because he wanted a smoke really really bad. Instead, he only could decide that he could either try to get a botox injection here or sex-change in the hospital.
A bit discouraged, Colin made his choice and prepared for anything that could be in the plan of finding out how to have a smoke without being detected by the people who own all of the houses in the neighborhood.
With this in his mind, Colin resolved to wait for a doctor who could be able to perform the sexchange. As time went by he realised that he didn't really want a change at all. Instead he remembered all the times his male parts came in handy. But he still was a bit reluctant to the whole thing, so, consulting an astrologist for a more sufficient solution would be the smart thing to do.
Sadly, he could not find one, so he pouted until he saw "the light" supposedly. Colin got up and walked to the closest door that would lead out of the building, but found that all the exits were guarded. Frustrated by this, Colin almost hit a guard who happened to be standing next to him at that moment.
Luckily, the guard ducked and didn't get hurt.
This is Over __________________ Trude  P.P.S.A. Page 502 Avi by Huntergraphics/Laura
RIP Brittany Murphy
I do not ship couples which I made up | 
