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| Passionate Fan   Joined: Nov 2000
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| The JM Fashion Squad #18: If You Post It, She Will Come... I'm baaaack! Miss me? [img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img]  (Banner created by the kick-ass Kitty) THE JAMES MARSTERS FASHION SQUAD THREAD #18 "If You Post It, She Will Come... I'm baaaack!" Welcome Squad members and newbies. The following is a helpful guide to our strange but addictive world that revolves around one hot guy and his horrible wardrobe. ~EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE JAMES MARSTERS FASHION SQUAD~ [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Pledge (Originally posted by Cecilia) We the squad, pledge our allegiance to all things fashionable. We can only hope that one day our efforts to rid James Marsters of his disastrous wardrobe will prevail in victory. That we will no longer ever have to set our eyes upon such evils as the midriff-bearing tank tops from hell. We will do whatever it takes to achieve our goal of fashion purity, even if it means taking the shirt right off Mr. Marsters’ back. (Though we make no promises to replace it with another) Each assigned with our own official title and statement of responsibility, we The Fashion Squad Members will use humor, pop culture references, sexual innuendo, and endless personality quirks to prevent a never ending string of sartorial tragedies. We have come together in all our off-topic glory to make it clear to the world that James is, without a doubt, too sexy for those shirts. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Squad Members (Originally posted by Cecilia; alterations made by Kim and the squad members) Kim: Official hair stylist, specializing in post-nookie hair. Cecilia: Official tight black jeans fitter, making sure his pants fit in all the right places. Ash: Official undresser, prepping James for all his Fashion Squad fittings. Amanda: Official black leather duster protector, guarding the sacred coat with her life. Carrie: Official manicurist, and hand-holder for James in his times of need. Behridian: Official invisible underwear protector, and devote commando supporter. Hannah: Official personal shopper, and fashion consultant. Veronika: Official excessive jewelry preventer, making sure James doesn't over accessorize (unless it's with whips and handcuffs) Emily: Official size-taker, making sure all of James clothes fit perfectly, tight to his skin. Dezdemona: Official zipper-tester, making sure the zips don't stick. Sandy: Official Watcher of the Belt, ensuring James' pants will not fall down unless deliberately pulled down by members of the Fashion Squad. Lu: Official keeper of the sock and advisor for aftershows and/or late-night clothing. Navmetchick: Official masseuse, tending to all of James' aches and pains. Jocelyn: Official personal trainer, making sure what’s UNDER the clothes looks good too. Rbabe: Official sunblock applier, making sure James' skin stays pale and smooth like buttah. Marie: Official boot-buckler, 'cause he can't kick some demon ass if his shoes keep fallin' off. Lynnie: Official cheerleader, 'cause every "squad" has gotta have one. Amaria: Official kilt-wearing supervisor, always hoping for a gust of wind. Kitty: Official leather pants buffer, indifferent to whether James is wearing them at the time or not. Lucky: Official pyromaniac, always on hand with lighter fluid and matches. Spencer: Official booty-boy. Right hand green! Do it now, boy! Toby: Official bathroom attendant. [sing-song voice] It's not what you thii-iink.. Raeann: Official fibber, … Lauren: Official hotel room sniffer, … Marianne: TBA Prophie: Official unwrapper, just in case there’s a bow in the way of our NekkidJameses around the holidays. Neta: Official chapstick applier, making James' lips nice and smooth and testing them just to be sure. [img]smilies/kiss.gif[/img] Toz: TBA Milo: TBA Berry: Official dehydration specialist, 'cause you can't very well expect James to hold water bottles up to his mouth himself... Lindsay: TBA Pearllers: TBA Elri: TBA Honorary Squad Member: Emily's mom: Official 'Mom To The Squad', snack-maker and chaperone for all our FS meetings. I know what you're thinking... We have GASP! boys now. And the bast part is... they let us do stuff to them. [img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img] [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] And by 'do stuff' I, of course, mean bleach their hair and force them into leather pants. ::cough:: [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Theme Song (Originally posted by Kim) “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my 'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat Poor pussy, poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me And I'm too sexy for this song [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The History of the Scary Black Tank Top (Originally posted by Cecilia) Okay, the deal with the tank top is actually quite complicated. You see, The Fashion Squad can, in fact, trace it's roots back to the first discovery of "The Scary Black Tank Top". At first it was believed that the SBTT was a single threat. -A hellion article of clothing that must have sentimental value to James because he wears it all the damn time. But then someone brilliant and wise, (I'm not saying who) ::cough Cecilia cough:: realized that there was actually multiple SBTTs polluting poor James' closet. And thus our mission began. The knowledge that he had willfully purchased a bulk of those hideous tank tops was just too devastating to ignore. We knew we had to take action, and The James Marsters Fashion Squad was formed. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Why we always talk about Billy Idol (Originally posted by Carrie, Cecilia, Kim, Amanda, and Xand)  (Billy Idol pic originally posted by Kim) Look! He's doing a fist pump! Hee! CARRIE: “Yes the first step is to wean him off the midriff tank top. I was watching random TV yesterday and came across that movie Girls Just Want to Have Fun with Sarah Jessica Parker. I loved that movie when I was like in grade school, but it's from the 80's and the guys wore like midriff tank tops. It was disturbing. None of them looked half as good as James though, but still ewwww on that style.” CECILIA: “I love that movie! I used to watch it all the time and I'd dance around, pretending to be Sarah! I still love it even now. It cracks me up. The best part is when they're handing out the party invitations. "Ooohhh, girls just wanna have fun! Girls! Dun! Dun! Wanna have fun! Girls! Dun! Dun! Wanna have..." Er... okay, -you got me. I'm a Cyndi Lauper fan. I love pretty much everything from the eighties in fact. I wanna marry Billy Idol. -Which could explain my thing for James Marsters... KIM: “Cecilia, me too! It's crazy because I'll see that the VH1 Behind the Music special for Billy Idol is on and I'll just sit, glued to the TV "White Wedding" is just AWESOME and if Spike ever happened to sing Rebel Yell (it'd be a strange episode indeed) I would cry it'd be great!” CECILIA: “I came to a wonderful conclusion that I must share... Spike's real name is William. Billy Idol's real name is William. Spike had a total 'Billy Idol look' going on back then. (See above) Both Spike and Billy Idol still have bleached hair, painted nails, and a predilection toward black leather. Both Spike and Billy have incredible voices that make all us girls swoon. Both Spike and Billy have gone through their "alcoholic periods". Spike and Billy are both from England and still have their kick ass accents. And we all love Spike and Billy (at least me and Kim, anyway). AMANDA: “So umm..who's Billy Idol? J/K! Don't hurt me! He looks like Spike therefore he's got the whole hot thing goin on Nice list of similarities Cecilia!!! I like the mascot. I mean its got a black tt in it (the good one) its got James in it (about him) and plus the whole Billy Idol/Spike thing (which most of us ) I was watching the Wedding Singer the other day and it was kinda creepy. If I hadn't seen it before I would've said ‘OMG! I sooo didn't know James was in this! Therefore I've got to watch it ever spare moment’” XAND: “Speaking of Billy Idol - I've always been a huge Billy Idol fan. I even taped the Behind the Music on him. Hell, I've got all of his CDs. And he's damn hot for a guy near his fifties.” CARRIE: “I love Billy Idol. Reminds me of my childhood when my favorite tape was a Billy Idol/Clash mix tape. That was a good damn tape. I need to pull out my Clash CD and have a listen. That was a great band.” -So… in a nutshell, that’s how it all started. And it just seemed to grow from there… [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Fashion Squad Mascot, Billy The Bloody Idol  (Fanart by Cecilia to replace the one Rbabe originally made that no longer works) Sorry for all the excess white canvas. I have to fix it and I'm too tired tonight. Later. I promise. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Forming Of The Squad (Originally posted by: Amanda, Ash, Carrie, Kim, and Hannah) AMANDA: “Is that the only thing he has?? Poor poor James! You know what we should all do? We should send him a shirt. So he'll stop wearing that...thing. it does show off his arms though.” ASH: “Hehe.. from the looks of it, this is becoming to be a James/ Spike Fashion Thread” ASH: “Eeks.. there's 2 versions of that SBTT? Okay, that makes it official... James needs a stylist... I think we should all sign up for that!” CARRIE: “I'd be more then willing to sign up to dress James. No pay necessary.” KIM: “James needs a whole wardrobe team. Like the James Marsters Fashion Squad! I get to be his hair stylist though; help him get that great post-nookie hair do we all love.” HANNAH: “Ok, if you guys are creating a fashion squad can I be in? I'd like to shop for his clothing and pick what looks good on him. I'd be doing the to things I love most, shopping and James Marsters! Oh Joss, that came out wrong....” -That was a rather summarized version of how it happened. Sorry if I edited your participation out. Heck, I edited myself out! LOL. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Enemy Itself, the SBTT:  I imagine you now understand what we’re fighting against… ::sighs:: [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Proof that our plight isn’t hopeless:  So you see, James can dress well. It’s a once in a blue moon type thing. We’re striving to see that it happens more often. (Thanks to Bloody Awful Poets Society for use of one of my least favorite, and my very favorite pic of James.) [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Fashion Squad Related Movies AIRBOURNE A cheesy but fun Disney-type flick that features The Fashion Squad Theme Song and the very sweet and adorable Seth Green. It’s about what happens when you send a teenage surfer (Shane McDermont) to live in Cincinnati… he becomes a hockey player of course! LOL. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN Ah, yes… back in the days when guys wearing midriff tank tops was still okay. This movie features Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt, and a very ‘Dawn-like’ Shannon Dorhety. TAB, Velcro, and Dance TV… what more could you ask for? THE WEDDING SINGER Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, and of course, Billy Idol!! [img]smilies/smirk.gif[/img] Lots of dancing, lots of singing, a little puking, and a drunken British rock star flying first class. NEWSIES Amazingly the squad-wide devotion to this movie was inspired by a simple question of ‘When are suspenders okay?’. Emily and I have taken it to a whole new level upon the discovery of our mutual obsession with Spot Conlon (played by Gabriel Damon). Plus, the movie is worth seeing for Christian Bale’s newly discovered singing and dancing talents alone. Since many squadies have yet to even see this movie, we are planning to have a screening at my place in California after the proceedings of Operation ‘Bathtub’. [Rest in Peace, Dear Newsies Homage…] The pics stopped working so unfortunetly we had to bid it farewell. That homage served us well for many threads and we salute it. *pumps fist* [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Lynnie: "Why don't we just burn James' closet with all his clothes in it to the ground?" Emily: "It lacks... poetry." Cecilia: "Doesn't have to. What rhymes with pyro?" [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] [img]smilies/blinkie.gif[/img] THE FASHION SQUAD POEM (By Lynnie, Emily, and Cecilia) I am James I have clothes Why I wear them No one knows I'd look great Without them there Just my guitar And my bleached-white hair The Fashion Squadies Know this well And so they scream With their Rebel Yell: "We love Billy We love James But we REALLY love strip poker games." No more tank tops No more jewels Oh yes, in fashion We DO have rules! We love him "eighties" His eyeliner rocked. But, the paisley? Oh God It MUST be stopped. James with guitars Is when we love him best But we'd rather die Than see that fugly vest. We may be strange We may be weird But have you seen James With his Santa beard? With pants too big And shirts too small We simply vote For no clothes at all Don't be nervous Don't be shy Just join the squad And hear our cry! The sparklies, the vinyl, The tanks gotta go Don't ask us why 'Cause I think that you know Your wardrobe on Buffy Is quite often phat Like the DMP shirt What happened to that? Left the duster with Buffy You dumb British fool That's going too far You broke the number one rule! Your clothes are so ugly We all want to cry Who's the SBTT maker? 'Cause we think they should die But we try to forgive Your great lack of style When we think of the poo shirt We go straight to denial Since all of your clothes We can't help but mock Just sod it all And wear the sock. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Fashion Squad Dictionary. Mastermindy: The state of mind a squadie enters during the planning phase for our complex and super-sneaky missions. Criticisive: A personality trait that you may develop as a result of being a squadie. Basically, you'll begin to nit-pick every little detail of every little thing until your over-opinionated brain falls right out the back your head and you die in shame and self-loathing because you've become so bitter and unforgiving. ::cough:: Don't worry, it doesn't happen that often... Pervertedness: Come on? Do you really need this one explained to you? If you do, believe me, this is not the thread for you. Turn back now. Squadified: What happens to innocent, unsuspecting newbies that stroll in here out of sheer curiosity. Next thing they know they've got an official title and they're stuck on baby-sitting duty while riding around on a black and pick motorcycle. Trust me, it happens. The Depravation Scale: An instrument that we use to judge just how perverted we squadies really are. If you’re not a member of the squad, chances are you won’t even register. We set the bar particularly high. Frocking: Definition coming soon as soon as my lazy ass goes and finds Bethie's post that had it... Frilly: Definition coming soon. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Art Of The Fist Pump: As demonstrated by Joshua Jackson... Step one: Relax your body into a calm, comfortable position. (Row a boat, whatever. Just be comfy)  Step two: Coil up your muscles so you're like a crossbow ready to be fired and ball hand into fist.  Step three: Bend elbow at 90 degree angle. Swing arm forward and then stop it suddenly as if you'd hit a wall with the side of your fist. (Barbaric yawlp optional.)  Thanks ever so to www.josh-jackson.net for the pics. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] *pumps fist* [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Corruption Of The Squad (Originally posted by: Emily, Amanda, Veronkia, Cecilia, and Dezdemona) EMILY: “Guys, I think we are definitely in code red...he needs some emergency care!! But how can we fix his horrid wardrobe without offending him or illegally sneaking into his house so that he wakes up to closets mysteriously full of new and better clothes? Oh, to be on the Fashion Squad and have to walk the fine lines...” AMANDA: “I vote for illegally sneaking into his house. I'm very daring sometimes. If that plan doesn't go down though, no one heard me say that.” VERONIKA: “I agree that we should sneak into his house. It isn't really a crime, but more self defense, right?” EMILY: “Hey, it all stays within the Fashion Squad family.(kay, sorry i just saw Godfather again so I’m in a mafia mode) So...i like this illegal business...sneaking in...Oh its TOTALLY self-defense, nova3, I mean god that shirt could blind someone, quite dangerous. So...what are we gonna do? Oh by the way, what ever happened with that shirt that was sent to him? Cuz, man oh man he needs to wear it. Oooh we could burn all of the SBTT!! Like a cleansing and banishment kinda ritual...” CECILIA: “Emily: Corrupting our squad... tisk tisk Do you see what you've started? Breaking and entering is just the beginning. Next thing you know we'll be alcoholic, scary black tank top wearing, crack whores on the street! K, that was a bit much no? Arctica and Ronnie: So easily swayed by Emily's bad influence... I'm so disappointed in you both. Er… kidding.” AMANDA: “Cecilia~Yes, very easily swayed! In fact, I'm in the middle of planning the plan nowMwahhahaaha *cough* *cough*” VERONIKA: “That shirt on ‘Double Meat Palace’ was really great and so tight to his body. hey! what if we just sneak in the buffy-studios and get the shirt. Then we can send it to him. Does this plan makes you less disappointed, Cecilia?” ASH: “I have a torch ready just in case we need to burn those dread-awful black mid-riff tank tops that keep re-surfacing!!” DEZDEMONA: “If you guys are ever shorthanded on one of your missions, please, PLEASE, PULEEEEZE may I come along as a substitute??? I'll be good, I promise. Well, no. Probably not. But I'll definitely bring the tequila!” -Geez… Newbies are here for five seconds and already they’re corrupted… EMILY: “(re: Cecilia) Hehe...the corruption has begun. I am very convincing, i know--hehe... (re: Amanda) I second your *mwahaahaa* and add some creepy organ music...haha we're sneaky, undercover, law abiding *cough* (breaking and entering-ers) …What? That’s a word!! (re: Veronika) I like the way you think!! -And disappointing Cecilia: "of the bad" (yeah u KNOW that was from buffy)” -And now you see that even the constitution won’t stop the squad from doing what we feel is right. Jail time be damned. And it’s very hush-hush but on thread number two there was discussion between Emily and Amanda about maps and blue prints of Southern California’s streets and sewer systems. I’m getting that tingling feeling that means something illegal is about to go down… [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Fashion Mafia  These three squadies are especially dangerous, sneaky, and are often prone to illegal acts. Any conversation between them relating to: breaking and entering, arson, theft, vandalism, fraud, kidnapping, racketeering, assault, or illegal use of twinkies is not out of the ordinary. From left to right they are: Amanda, Cecilia, and Emily. **Here is a prime example of what we’re capable of: MANDY: “Amanda the sacred coat guarder here no reason to fret squadees (thanx again to Lynnie and Cecilia for making sure that doesn't happen before I had a chance to come up with a scandalous plan and yes Cecilia, I'd be HAPPY to lead us in this time of need) My plan of action is as follows: If Xander indeed has the duster we shall get a rope and twinkie (or 3 boxes) we put the boxes of twinkies on the floor and set the rope as a trap (very old fashion..but hey it works) and just as he goes to get the twinkies, we pull the rope and it ties around his ankle pulling him above ground. We then grill him with questions on where the duster is..he then tells us and we get it. If it is "gah factored" (like Carie was saying might happen) we just keep the twinkies for ourselves If Buffy has it and has "poofed" it up with pink faux fur... We immediately take it to a professional and get it fixed... If it happens to be cleaned by them too... We simply get a few bats and a car or 2 and beat it until it looks "cool" like James likes If the professionals LOST it (dare I say) we find out exactly where they got it and find the exact same coat and beat it like in the 2nd plan (above) Any Questions??” CECILIA: “So, here's what I'm thinking: We use Amanda's VERY amusing plan to capture the evil coat-harming Xander, and per Lynnie's request we will be wearing our FS uniforms. After intense interrogation of the twinkie man we should be able to find out the coat's whereabouts. If it turns out that Buffy has done some puffy-paint surgery on the coat we will simply take it to a professional to have it fixed while our special ops teams 'takes care of' the bad Buffy. You didn't know we had a special ops team, didja? Yeah, that's cause they're special. Moving on, if in fact Buffy does not have the coat but instead our pretentious puffy prisoner does and we find out that Xander has harmed the coat in any irreversible way we will simply beat him with baseball bats until we feel better. Way to go squadettes, with all the legwork and scheme-forming. It sounds like a solid plan to me. PS If we're not being perverted we're being really, really violent. Anyone else notice that?” [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Fashion Squad Uniform (Originally posted by various squadies) Black T-shirt with a red glittery SBTT anti-symbol on it. Your choice of either black leather pants or a black mini skirt. A black knit beanie. Black fishnet tights (for those wearing mini skirts). Stylish rubber gloves with absolutely no hidden illegal meaning whatsoever. ::cough:: Black no-glare to streak across our cheeks. Matching black leather dusters provided by Amanda. Black combat boots. A pair of black and red Sketchers roller-skates. And last but not least a complimentary black backpack that comes loaded with: a) Street and sewer maps of LA, Santa Monica, Sherman Oaks, etc. b) Twinkies to lure the evil, coat-harming Xander with. c) Billy Idol’s Greatest Hits CD to keep us entertained during our downtime. d) Microwaveable popcorn… ‘cause who knows when you’ll need it? e) A stun gun, a lock-picking device, plyers, a crowbar, and chloroform… ::cough:: Once again, I assure you, absolutely zero criminal acts are associated with the use of these items. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Alternative Mode of Transportation:  This nifty little contraption is our solution to two delemas that we've been dealing with. 1) Kitty is horribly clumsy and doesn't have confidence in her ability to keep up with us on roller skates as we zip through the streets of Santa Monica. 2) Amaria is a wannabe-cop ::cough::narc::cough:: and although we love her to bits, we simply can't allow her to be the voice of reason because, well... we don't want one. The solution: Amaria has been branded with baby-sitting duty but given a cool black motor cycle as compensation. Kitty has her very own little sidecar buggy thing and is happily designing cool pink decals to put on the sides of it. Oh, stop whinning, Amaria... [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Runner-Up Theme Song (Originally posted by Kim) “Rebel Yell” By Billy Idol Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door Last night a little angel Came pumpin cross my floor She said "Come on baby I got a license for love And if it expires pray help from above" In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell- "more, more, more" More, more, more. She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg But when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed What set you free and brought you to be me babe What set you free I need you here by me Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell- "more, more, more" He lives in his own heaven Collects it to go from the seven eleven Well he's out all night to collect a fare Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair. I walked the ward with you, babe A thousand miles with you I dried your tears of pain, babe A million times for you I'd sell my soul for you babe For money to burn with you I'd give you all, and have none, babe Just, just, justa, justa to have you here by me Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more" More, more, more. Oh yeah little baby she want more More, more, more, more, more. Oh yeah little baby she want more More, more, more, more. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Official Fashion Squad Dance [img]smilies/wiggle.gif[/img] “The Carlton” Instructions: 1. Stand in the middle of an open area so as not to hit anything with failing limbs. 2. Ball both of your fists up and prepare yourself to snap your fingers. 3. Swing both your arms to the right while at the same time swinging your hips to the left. 4. Snap your fingers. 5. Swing your arms to the left and your hips to the right. 6. Snap your fingers again. 7. Plaster a large, goofy smile on your face. Maintain it throughout the dance. 8. Repeat steps 3-6 until you pass out or someone throws something at you. 9. The recommended accompanying music for this activity is: “It’s Not Unusual” By Tom Jones. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Official Fashion Squad Fanfic (Originally posted by Cecilia) http://www.bloodyawfulpoet.com/fanfi...unleashed.html Title: Unleashed Author: Heidi Shavor Location: Bloody Awful Poets Society Rating: PG Coupling: Buffy/Spike Why we love it: What happens when Spike needs to distract a crowd and all he has available to him is a giant stage and a Karaoke machine? Bonus: Keep your eyes open for mentions of several of the fashion squad duties. It’s a suprising coincidence since the fashion squad had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of this fic. All rights to the story go to Heidi and the rights to the characters go to Joss Whedon, etc. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Second Official Squad Fanfic (Originally posted by Cecilia) http://www.allaboutspike.com/fic.html?id=613 Title: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: Spike Author: Mezz Location: AllAboutSpike Rating: PG-13 Coupling: Spike/Buffy Why we love it: Five sexually-charged gay gays giving Spike a makeover to help him win back Buffy after their break-up in season six? Jesus, what's not to love? [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Post September 2002 Blackout Backlash: After four months without Buffy and over a week without the fan forum, I became so emotionally distraut that I channeled my inner-Eminem. Between exchanging psychotically hysterical emails with Kim I somehow managed to write a squadified version of ‘Without Me’. So here it is, definitive proof that I have no life whatsoever… WITHOUT US (Originally posted by Cecilia) Two leather-clad girls sneak round the outside Round the outside Round the outside Two leather-clad girls sneak round the outside Round the outside Round the outside Guess whose back, back again The squad is back, tell a friend Guess whose back Guess whose back Guess whose back Guess whose back Guess whose back Guess whose back Guess whose back I created ‘the monster’ now nobody wants ta See Cecilia no more, they want Ceci, I’m chopped liver Well if you want Ceci, this is what I’ll give ya A little bit of speed mixed with some hard liquor Some choc’late that’ll jumpstart your heart quick like a Shot when you get sloshed with the bartender And there’s Toby, but he’s not cooperating He’s rocking the table while we’re conver’sating We waited so long now start debating Cuz Buff’s back And Spike and Dru’s heads’r relating! I know that some of you have jobs, believe me But what’s more important than seeing James on TV? So the Mods That Be might lets us be or let me be me for all to see So we’re back to the boards where we can’t cuss ‘cause it’d be so hopeless without us So Kitty’ll trip, Ceci’ll slip, but then, we’re shaking our hips and glossing our lips Interested surely, ‘cause Spike’s noggin’s blurry He’s in for some redemption plotlines so FECK YOU FURY! Now this looks like a job for us, so everybody, try not to cuss Get your ass up on the squadie bus, cuz it’d be so hopeless without us Now this looks like a job for us, so everybody, try not to cuss Get your ass up on the squadie bus, cuz it’d be so hopeless without us Tank hellions, James feeling rebellious Embarrassed, we’re not sure what to do about this We start feeling like prisoners, helpless, ‘till someone comes along on a mission and yells “Strip!” We’re visionaries, a little bit scary, could start a revolution, convolutin’ your brain waves like rebels And then we’ll revel and bask in that fact that we’ve got everyone kissin’ our asses James’ disaster such a catastrophe, in a few eps we damn near saw your ass -show more, we’ll pay the fee! Well Spike’s back da na na na na na na na na na Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then we’re gonna Sign in and go under your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter We’re interesting, see Marianne wrestling Ingesting food that’s tough on digesting Testing “Attention Please” food-poisoning complaints go to Emily Stakin’ from Lucky will turn you to dust A crisis, who sent, you sent for us? Now this looks like a job for us, so everybody, try not to cuss Get your ass up on the squadie bus, cuz it’d be so hopeless without us Now this looks like a job for us, so everybody, try not to cuss Get your ass up on the squadie bus, cuz it’d be so hopeless without us A tank-top, a crop-top, my two fists will pop Anybody who’s selling that crap and won’t stop Amaria will close down your shop she’s a wannabe cop Ronnie will get rid of the sparklies, and Mandy She seems shy but she’s randy, a fourteen year-old that’s been learning from Sandy Ya got Prophie, she’s the new bird in the flock, Learnin’ rules, like cool people listen to punk rock! Now don’t gawk! Just give us the signal we’ll be there with a whole list full of new insults We’ll look hot, suspenseful, eventful, wearing our tees with the anti-SBTT symbol Now sometimes it may seem, that we’re just mean When we pick on things like the Dead Leopard Paisley But Grandpa Pants are dis-gust-ing, And Gay Stripper Shirts are just obscene! No, we’re not the first queens of controversy But the best pelvis-shakers since Elvis Presley Pushin’ grocery carts so gracefully And worship an Idol whose name is Billy! Hey! Kim and I got a concept that works 20 million brand new squadies emerge So when you see James with bracelets that aren’t cuffs Remember that he’d be helpless without us Now this looks like a job for us, so everybody, try not to cuss Get your ass up on the squadie bus, cuz it’d be so hopeless without us Now this looks like a job for us, so everybody, try not to cuss Get your ass up on the squadie bus, cuz it’d be so hopeless without us Hum dei dei la la hum dei dei la la la la la Hum dei dei la la hum dei dei la la la la la [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Snack Table Emily’s mom is the provider of all snacks. If you would like to make any requests go through Emily. Our selection so far includes: Ice cream (including but not limited to: French Silk and Phish Food) Snakpak pudding cups of assorted flavors. Carrots and dip. Chocolate-covered spikes. Eggo waffles. Red, yellow, and green peppers. (Happy now, Amanda? Would you like butter and a full goose down pillow with that?) A swan-shaped fountain that dispenses blended vanilla lattes. Strawberries and Cool Whip. All the Toasties you can eat. You may recognize our Bartender... He's the naked guy over there to the right. No, not him... Dammit Toby, stop doing that! It's not sanitary... Ugh. Boys... Anyway not that naked guy. The other one. His name is BartenderJames and he can give you anything you want from behind the bar. Including himself. And if BartenderJames is otherwise engaged... Our resident pub-hopper Kitty will be more than happy to mix you up something I'm sure. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Added note: Feel free to hog all the food down ‘cause the supply is unlimited and imaginary food doesn’t have any calories. Oh, and we don't card at the bar. Cheers. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Risks of Being a Squad Member The following illnesses are often contracted on this thread. While none are deadly, some are pretty damn annoying. THIRD PERSON DISORDER: The uncontrollable desire to refer to yourself as a separate entity when you post. Cecilia does this a lot. TELLYITUS: The inability to disconnect oneself from the goings on of television non-reality and refrain from comparing everything in the world to said universe. This is a general decease amongst the posters of all the fanforum boards and unfortunately it exists here as well. HERO SYNDROME: While slightly uncommon, this affliction sometimes manifests itself as pledges, rants, and/or other forms of inspirational posting. -Think Mel Gibson in Braveheart with a bit of a ‘Rodeo Drive’ slant to his words. THE STATE OF BEING MIA and/or AWOL: On occasion members of the fashion squad will disappear for days on end. This is often the result of: vacation time; board-hopping; the discovery of work ethic (god forbid); or just plain being a lazy ass. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE POSTING: A familiar form of overcompensation for “The State of Being MIA and/or AWOL”. UNREGULATED SIMILIE-USAGE: A colorful but irritating accompiant to “Obsessive-Compulsive Posting”. UNPREDICTABLE MIND-CONNECTING: Amanda and Cecilia inadvertently discovered this squadie side-affect when Cecilia posted an extremely random observation on the squad thread and then went to read her PM from Amanda only to find that she had written the exact same random factoid in the letter. As such little time has passed since this freak occurrence we have yet to do a comprehensive study of causes and/or chances of infection. Just be safe. PMing a fellow squadie more than once a day could be a hazard to your health. A newly discovered illness: PHONE LINE MOM-CONNECTING: The instance in which two squadies are talking on the phone and at the same time both their mothers start yelling at them. For comical effect, one might actually yell at her daughter by picking up an extension line and subsequently be yelling at both of them, while the other will yell from a separate room and be effectively drowned out by the sound of a 747 Commercial Airliner flying overhead. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Dear James, A Disclaimer: While we are, in fact, a hopeless gang of sexed-up girls and women who find pleasure in seeing your handsome face and... er... other good looking parts on TV every Tuesday, we want to make it clear that we also think you are a fantastic actor. You bring to life one of the best characters on television each week, and we're rather doubtful that anyone else could be half as good at being Spike as you are. Your parents gave you a pretty face, but your talent is something only you can claim to. Be proud of your skill, and be flattered by our comments. That's pretty much why we're all here anyway. -To talk about the greatness that is you. Well, I’d say that about does it. Hopefully we’ve managed to amuse ourselves and not scare away potential squad members. Please, join the fight. It’s a good cause and we are good people. Weird, but good. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Love to you all! Hear our battle cry: [img]smilies/star.gif[/img]Be smart. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Fight hard. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Dress well. Long live The James Marsters Fashion Squad!! [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Cecilia [ 11-10-2003: Message edited Cecilia ] __________________ 'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a f#%* load of cutlery.' | |||
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| Elite Fan  Joined: Jun 2001
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| Great start for our new thread,Ceci...you are the Man! Well,actually,you're not the man,you're a girl.... but,um,Good job! I wish I was all happy girl but I've been off reading spoilers and got what I deserved....a big ole heart full of angst! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Don't PM me,I'm not going to talk about it....I'm just off to buy stock in the Kleenex company and lay in a large supply of chocolate and Tequila. [ 11-10-2003: Message edited Berengaria ] | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Nov 2000
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| [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Ber: Ahw... Poor thing. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I take it the spoilers you read were for Angel? I hear inklings from Ronnie who is very very spoiled, but I don't read them myself. Wouldn't matter anyway, cause I'm so barely watching that show now... Not to say that I don't still love James (and Alexis for that matter), but I think the show is kinda sucking right now. It's not as vile as it was last season (Hallelujah for cordy and connor being gone), but it's not... anything. It's void. Plus I really miss Lilah. [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img] [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Chawnee: Grrrr! Here I am posting when I should be studying! I need to get my priorities straight. Thank god I don't have anything to do today... I can barely walk. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Something happened on my run this morning and now I have ice packs strapped to my shins and my breakfast consisted of painkillers and Dr Pepper. The latter of which I'm still consuming. You should have asked someone before you did that. I found random acts of violence quite soothing. Wow. You're upset by spoilers too? They must be pretty bad... Lemme ask, does it have something to do with a certain blonde? No, not that blonde... The other one... The dumb- no, wait, they're both dumb... Uh... crap. Does it have to do with a dumb blonde whose name starts with 'H' and rhymes with 'Blarmony'? [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] Honestly who hasn't found a new home where they spend all there posting time now? Or lurking time for that matter? GASP! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] You too strayed from the flock?! And you let me take the heat all by myself? For shame! I curse your animal printed room so that you may have bad dreams for a month! [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img] BTW, when does X2 come out on DVD? [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Ceci __________________ 'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a f#%* load of cutlery.' | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 26,768
| X2 is released Nov. 25th. No,the upsetting spoilers don't have anything to do with Blondie Bear's little Boo Boo (No Harm,No Foul...I always say! ). It's more like ...they let all the real writers go (Yes,I mean on "Angel") and hired the guys who used to write for Wiley Coyote!!! All will be revealed in time. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 3,447
| November 25th... ::marks calendar:: [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Thanks. Wiley Coyote? Wha? Is Spike going to chase Angel off a cliff and freeze in mid-air for three seconds before plummeting into a canyon while Angel makes it safely to the other side and says Meep meep ? [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Ceci __________________ 'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a f#%* load of cutlery.' | |||
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| Extreme Fan Joined: Dec 2002
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| I've already pre-ordered X2. I've been waiting for Nov 25 for a couple months now. I'm sad, sad person. Ceci- Thank god I don't have anything to do today... I can barely walk. Something happened on my run this morning and now I have ice packs strapped to my shins and my breakfast consisted of painkillers and Dr Pepper. The latter of which I'm still consuming. Painkillers, yum! That's my favorite cereal. It's part of a complete breakfast, for me anyway. *coughs* So I'm sorry you hurt yourself. That's why I don't run, because of my fear of injury, not because I'm a big lazy butt. Wow. You're upset by spoilers too? They must be pretty bad... Lemme ask, does it have something to do with a certain blonde? No, not that blonde... The other one... The dumb- no, wait, they're both dumb... Uh... crap. Does it have to do with a dumb blonde whose name starts with 'H' and rhymes with 'Blarmony'? Why yes it does. It also has to do with a certain blondes thinking/actions concerning a completely different blonde that doesn't rhyme with Blarmony. In fact, I'm just having issues with blondes in general. GASP! You too strayed from the flock?! And you let me take the heat all by myself? For shame! I curse your animal printed room so that you may have bad dreams for a month! It's not like a I let you take the heat by yourself. I wasn't around to notice you we're getting any heat until after it was all over and done with. Speaking of animal prints, my key to my house is animal print. I'm starting to worry for my sanity. Ber- I know how you feel about the writers. They suck. I blame them for everything that goes wrong in show. I blame them for everything that goes wrong in my life. __________________ No Touching! | |||
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| Extreme Fan  Joined: Sep 2000
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| HEllo! Yes, I know, I'm crap. I Keep disappearing. I have no time to post. Bloody university, they keep setting me work to do. Didn't they get the memo about student life revolving around alchohol and having far too much spare thime which is fillled with glorious postage? Ah well, love to you all. Tis true, the spoilers suck. interested where they're going with them though, are they going to lead to slapstick comedy scenes? Damn, can't say any more without spoiling. Anyhoo, back to writing 2000 words on why the Venerable Bede invented Englishness. Joy. [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Kitty __________________ We all know what happens to nonentities. They Get promoted. The Editor | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Jun 2001
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| That was "The Venerable Bede?!!" I thought it was "The Beatles!" [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Nov 2000
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| [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Chawnee: I've already pre-ordered X2. I've been waiting for Nov 25 for a couple months now. I'm sad, sad person. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Dude, I pre-ordered the Alias season one DVDs (which came out in September) in like... March. [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] As for X2... I was talking about it with my mom earlier and she said she was just going to wait and buy a previously-viewed VHS copy of it! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Is she mad?! So I'm sorry you hurt yourself. That's why I don't run, because of my fear of injury, not because I'm a big lazy butt. Heh. Well, actually, I didn't hurt myself on my run, I just realized I was hurt when I started running this morning. I really don't know what's wrong, but my legs are pretty messed up right now and that's a bad thing cause 1) I have to walk everywhere. and 2) I don't have medical insurance. So, yeah, hopefully it gets better on it's own... For now, my mom said I'm not allowed to run. She seems to think the cause is simply my running to much. And that's just sad. I'm being punished for exercising? The hell? Ugh. Sorry. I'm in a pissy mood. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Why yes it does. It also has to do with a certain blondes thinking/actions concerning a completely different blonde that doesn't rhyme with Blarmony. In fact, I'm just having issues with blondes in general. Hmmm... Well, Ronnie expressed anger to me earlier about Angel spoilers as well, but she said it had nothing to do with 'Blarmony', even though I already knew she was unhappy with upcoming developments concerning her. The spoilers that are upsetting her now have to do with a certain... chopping. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] But back to what you were saying... You're upset about 'Blarmony' and 'Huffy'? Does that mean 'Huffy' is coming back? Or she's just mentioned... Cause if it's the latter, I think I might be able to guess what has you vexed in regards to Spike. Whew. It's exhausting being all sneaky and code-y about this stuff. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] It's not like a I let you take the heat by yourself. I wasn't around to notice you we're getting any heat until after it was all over and done with. Yeah, you just conviently missed the squad being AT WAR. [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img] Speaking of animal prints, my key to my house is animal print. I'm starting to worry for my sanity. God. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] Your mother is doing permenant damage to you, you realize that right? I know how you feel about the writers. They suck. I blame them for everything that goes wrong in show. I blame them for everything that goes wrong in my life. To think I used to worship Joss... And now I would probably scream at him if I ever met him. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Kitty: Yes, I know, I'm crap. I Keep disappearing. It makes me sad when you're not here. [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img] Tis true, the spoilers suck. interested where they're going with them though, are they going to lead to slapstick comedy scenes? Damn, can't say any more without spoiling. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] I say we just start talking openly about spoilers... I mean, it's just you, me, Ber, and Chawnee here right? And you guys are all spoiled and I don't give a crap so... Who cares? If the lurkers just spoiled it's their own damn fault. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Ber: That was "The Venerable Bede?!!" I thought it was "The Beatles!" [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Nice. [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Ceci __________________ 'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a f#%* load of cutlery.' | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 26,768
| Has everybody seen the calendar that the GOTR Street Team is putting together? They have about 30 different covers submitted by fans and there's a voting thing going on. The covers are all great. I've already bought a Spike Calendar,a Roswell calendar,and a calendar from my husband's pediatric clinic.....but I am seriously going to have to have the GOTR one too!!! I think I need a bigger house with way more rooms! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] | |||
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| Extreme Fan Joined: Dec 2002
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| Ceci~ Dude, I pre-ordered the Alias season one DVDs (which came out in September) in like... March. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] That's the kind of stuff I do. You know, the only time I've watched Alias was the first few episodes of this season. I came away thinking that Vaughen is big butthead. As for X2... I was talking about it with my mom earlier and she said she was just going to wait and buy a previously-viewed VHS copy of it! Is she mad?! What?! There are so many things wrong with that sentence. First, who would give up a copy of X2? Why? Why would someone do such a thing?! Why would someone want to wait and get a previously-viewed copy? And not that there is anything wrong with VHS, but X2 is the type of movie that should be on DVD. I need to go calm myself down. Hmmm... Well, Ronnie expressed anger to me earlier about Angel spoilers as well, but she said it had nothing to do with 'Blarmony', even though I already knew she was unhappy with upcoming developments concerning her. The spoilers that are upsetting her now have to do with a certain... chopping. Oh see the chopping doesn't upset me. I'm sure with a little super glue here and some tape there everyting will be just peachy. But back to what you were saying... You're upset about 'Blarmony' and 'Huffy'? Does that mean 'Huffy' is coming back? Or she's just mentioned... Cause if it's the latter, I think I might be able to guess what has you vexed in regards to Spike. It's the latter. Everything in regards about the "Huffy" situation really grates my cheese. Whew. It's exhausting being all sneaky and code-y about this stuff. Heee. It reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey is talking in code to Chandler about The Shining, and he keeps using the word blank for characters names. Yeah, you just conviently missed the squad being AT WAR. I'm sorry I missed that. I bet it was lots of fun. Your mother is doing permenant damage to you, you realize that right? Yes I do. The freaky thing is I'm starting to do it on my own now. Three months from now I'm probably going to be living up in the mountains, pretending it's my natural habitat. To think I used to worship Joss... And now I would probably scream at him if I ever met him. If I ever met him I'd probably give him a swift kick to the arse. One for Anya and everything he's said about her post Chosen, some for Spike, a few for Spuffy, and one just because. There is a couple of other writers I'd like my foot to get acquainted with too. Fury for example. Ber~ That's a lot of calendars. I suppose you don't really have them for the calendar aspect though. [ 11-12-2003: Message edited Pearllers ] __________________ No Touching! | |||
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| Absolute Fan  Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,265
| [img]smilies/wave.gif[/img] Hey everyone *Wipes the tears from her eyes and tries to calm herself down* I've just finished reading the first post and couldn't stop laughing!! You guys are so hilarious. I totally agree with your fight against the SBTT, that thing is awful!! Can I pleasssee join your squad? [img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img] MITH [img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img] __________________ Where is happy ending? | |||
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| Dedicated Fan Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 841
| Well, as my pesky migraine headaches seem to be returning, I got to play truant from school. First thing is first. I am not dumb, I can see what you're little code names are inferring, do not spoil me Ceci, or else....::old fashioned fist pump:: But yes, Angel. I mean I like it well enough, and Spike is pretty. But come on now, how much longer is Spike going to be funny sidekick? I'm getting Season 4 flashbacks. Gooo. Riley [img]smilies/puke.gif[/img] So yeah. And that two bit hussy whats her name (EVE) is NO replacement for the ever-witty Lilah. : [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img]: Much love all [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Emily __________________ Ceci: Hope Angel chokes on her tongue. | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Nov 2000
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| [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Ber: Has everybody seen the calendar that the GOTR Street Team is putting together? GASP. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] No! I haven't seen it! I must have this calendar!! [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Chawnee: You know, the only time I've watched Alias was the first few episodes of this season. I came away thinking that Vaughen is big butthead. Oh great. The first couple eps of this season weren't even good... [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Except for all the Sark stuff, of course. [img]smilies/sigh.gif[/img] I just made a new fanart, wanna see? Oh, of course you do! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]  In case you can't tell, that's Sark and Vaughn's wife... [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img] What?! There are so many things wrong with that sentence. First, who would give up a copy of X2? Why? Why would someone do such a thing?! Why would someone want to wait and get a previously-viewed copy? And not that there is anything wrong with VHS, but X2 is the type of movie that should be on DVD. Word. *shakes head at crazy mother* Oh see the chopping doesn't upset me. I'm sure with a little super glue here and some tape there everyting will be just peachy. It's really not something I have any desire to see one way or another... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I already had to see Krycek get his arm chopped off, thank you. That was enough. Heee. It reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey is talking in code to Chandler about The Shining, and he keeps using the word blank for characters names. I remember that! [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] I'm sorry I missed that. I bet it was lots of fun. Oh yeah, it was tons of fun for me... I had two awesome threads fighting over me! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Yes I do. The freaky thing is I'm starting to do it on my own now. Three months from now I'm probably going to be living up in the mountains, pretending it's my natural habitat. As long as there's a functioning toilet in your cave, I'll come visit. One for Anya and everything he's said about her post Chosen Joss has been Anya-bashing? [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Good thing I stopped reading all those stupid interviews with him... There is a couple of other writers I'd like my foot to get acquainted with too. Fury for example. Fury can kiss my Spike-loving ass. That's a lot of calendars. I suppose you don't really have them for the calendar aspect though. Yeah. And I have a Spike calendar in my bedroom to help me remember what day it is when I wake up every morning... [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Mith: *Wipes the tears from her eyes and tries to calm herself down* I've just finished reading the first post and couldn't stop laughing!! You guys are so hilarious. Awh. Thanks. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I totally agree with your fight against the SBTT, that thing is awful!! Well, I think we actually managed to kill the SBTT... but there are other concerns to focus on... Pretty much everything James wears ever, for starters. Can I pleasssee join your squad? Well, there's torture and a test and some hazing to go through... you sure you're up for it? [img]smilies/evil_laugh.gif[/img] [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Emily: Well, as my pesky migraine headaches seem to be returning, I got to play truant from school. Poor thing. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Migraines SUCK. I hate them sooo much... First thing is first. I am not dumb, I can see what you're little code names are inferring, do not spoil me Ceci, or else....: [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]ld fashioned fist pump:: Hey now, why's it only 'Ceci' you threaten? I'm not even spoiled! It's all Ber and Chawnee! Blame them! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] But come on now, how much longer is Spike going to be funny sidekick? I'm getting Season 4 flashbacks. Gooo. Riley GOD. [img]smilies/bawl.gif[/img] So yeah. And that two bit hussy whats her name (EVE) is NO replacement for the ever-witty Lilah. No fecking way. I hate that skinny little twelve year-old bitch. Can someone kill her please? [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img] And for the love of all that is good and unholy BRING BACK LILAH!!!!!! [img]smilies/bawl.gif[/img] [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Ceci PS Oooh... Thunder is kicking up... I think it's gonna storm here. Woohoo! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a f#%* load of cutlery.' | |||
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| Absolute Fan Joined: Nov 2002
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| Well, there's torture and a test and some hazing to go through... you sure you're up for it? Sure am, gimme what ya got [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img] MITH [img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img] __________________ Where is happy ending? | |||
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