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Here are some of mine:


Buffy: The Gift:

(Spike To Buffy)
"I know you never loved me. I know I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man..."


Angel: Soul Purpose:

(Spike saves a girl from vampire attack -- )

Woman: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!

Spike: Well what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself you half-wit!

Woman: What?

Spike: I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heals in a dark alley? Take two steps break your bloody ankle.

Woman: I was just trying to get home!

Spike: Well get a cab you moron! And on the way if a stranger offers you candy, dont get in the van! Stupid cow.


Spike: Old Times (graphic novel)

(Spike saves a biker from the justice demon Halfrek)

Biker: Who are you?
Spike: Spike
Biker: You're kidding? Wow. I had a poodle named Spike..."
Spike: Do I look like a bloody poodle? (face changes to vampire)


Biker: So you're a vampire? I..I mean.. I'm sorry but.. I never met a vampire..."
Spike: You probably have and don't know it. One in Ten Americans is a vampire.
Biker: Really?
Spike: Maybe.

Berengaria

Something Blue:

Buffy: How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park.

Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.

Buffy: Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only.

Spike: Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again — you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big-Pile-of-Dust.

Buffy: Stop it! This is our wedding and you're treating it like a big joke!

Spike: Oh, pouty! Look at that lip.. gonna get it.. gonna get it..

Cruel2BKind

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's biatch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." -Spike(BtVS, season 3) Episode: Lovers Walk

Spike:"You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I'd prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which doesn't always rush in the direction of my brain. So I've made a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I tell you that I love you, it's not because I want you, or 'cause I can't have you, it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try... I've seen your strength, and your kindness, I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You are a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."
Buffy: "I don't... I don't want to be the one."
Spike: " I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear." --Spike & Buffy(BtVS, season 7). Episode: Touched

"I know, I hear you say it, but... I've lived for sodding ever, Buffy, I've done everything. I've done things with you I can't spell, but I've never been close. To anyone, least of all you; until last night. All I did was hold you, and watch you sleep, and it was the best night of my life. So I'm yeah. Terrified." -Spike(BtVS, season 7). Episode: End of Days

"Out. For. A. Walk. *pause* Bitch. (counting off 5 words on his fingers). -Spike(BtVS, seaon 5) Episode: No place like home

Buffy: "Your like a serial killer in prison"
Spike: "Women marry 'em all the time!" -Buffy & Spike(BtVS, season 5). Episode: Crush

"Uh... I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I had done that... even if I didn't make it... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you." -Spike(BtVS, seaon 6) Episode: After life(I think...)

Buffy: "How did you do it? How'd you get your soul back?"
Spike: "Saw a man about a girl. I went to seek a legend out. Traveled to the other side of the world, made a deal with a demon."
Buffy: "Just like that?"
Spike: "No, not just like that. There was a price. There were trials, torture, pain and suffering... of sorts."
Buffy: "Of sorts?"
Spike: "Well it's all relative, isn't it?"
Buffy: "Meaning?"
Spike: "Meaning I have come to redefine the words pain and suffering since I fell in love with you." --Buffy & Spike(BtVS, season 7)

"Poor watcher. What's the matter, life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?"-Spike(BtVS, season 6) Episode: Bargaining pt.1

"Oh dear. If looks could stake"-Spike(BtVS, season 5) Episode: I was made to love you

Berengaria

Spike: Ahhhh, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Ah... God... I wish I was dead.

Spike: What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Let's find her! She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!

*Marianne*

Awww reading all these quotes really makes me miss Spike

Berengaria

He did get all the best ones,didn't he?

As James said....I was only ever on for 3 minutes an episode but they gave me the gold.

dancingphalange

Spike: Can I have a cookie?
Buffy: No!
Spike: well I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth.
Buffy: You're a pig Spike.
Spike: Oh yeah? Well at least I didn't want "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance.
Buffy:...that was the spell.


"I hope she dies. I'm free if that b*&^h dies! I'd better help her out." -Once More with feeling

Andrew: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a T
Spike: Tapestry.
Andrew: That's good. How did you..
Spike: Tapestry's the only thing in this whole bloody room.


Buffy: I love you.
Spike: No you don't...but thanks for saying it.


"Hey watch the heart!" -Pangs

"The diabolical torture device that is the comfy chair. It'll do me fine." -Touched

Cruel2BKind

Gah! Man, now I gotta go watch "Something Blue", pssh, I say that like it's a bad thing. lol

Berengaria

Well! This is just... neat!"

- Spike, "Halloween"


"Oh, I'm sorry baby. I'm a bad, rude man."

- Spike, "Lie To Me"


"Yeah, o.k. Sorry. But I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words: the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion-victim, ex-god like you."

- Spike goading Glory, "Intervention"


"Love's a funny thing."

- Spike, "Lover's Walk"

Alessia20

Spike: Come on, hero.Tell me more.Teach me what it means. And I´ll tell you why you can´t stand the bloody sight of me.

Angel:Tell it to your therapist.

Spike: Because every time you look at me you see all the dirty little things I´ve done, all the lives I´ve taken because of you. Drusilla sired me, but you made me a monster.

Angel: I didn´t made you. I just opened the door and let the real you out.

Spike: You never knew the real me.Too busy trying to see your own reflection. Praying there was someone as disgusting as you in the world so you could stand to live with yourself. Take a long look, hero.I´m nothing like you.

Angel: No, you´re less. That´s why Buffy never really loved you. Because you weren´t me.

Spike: Guess that means she was thinking about you all those times I was putting it to her.
(Angel, 5.8 Destiny)

I just love this dialogue.

Berengaria

Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. [Everyone looking at him.] You Englishmen are always so... [pauses] Bloody hell! [Ticks off on his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!

Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.

Jenna16

From Crush

"It's not my fault that the insurance doesn't cover active troll."

(there is probably a bloody somewhere in there too)

I_Love_JennaJameson

Bawhahaha this one was soooooo funny!

Camera pulls back to reveal Spike watching them from a rooftop above them.
Spike in high voice: How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!
Spike lights a cigarette while he watches Angel lead Rachel away.
Spike: Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. - The ring of Amarra, a visit from your old pal Spike, - and, oh yeah, - your gruesome, horrible death. Smiles.

Jenna16

Thanks for bumping this up!

I_Love_JennaJameson

Xander: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. Or maybe you could fight him?
Spike: Yeah, I could do that...but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
:LMAO:

Spike: "Xander don't you care about me."
Xander: "Shut up!"
Spike: "We never talk."
Xander: "Shut up!"
Spike: " Xaaannnder."
Xander: "Shut up!"