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| Master Fan   Joined: Mar 2004
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| Anti-Cordelia #58 :: With Cordy it's always "Me,me,me!"  Welcome to the Cordelia Chase Unappreciation Thread   This is the one place to come bash the well-hated Cowdelia Chase. [img]smilies/blinkie.gif[/img] [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] This thread is in NO way to bash Charisma Carpenter. NEWSFLASH- For those of you who didn't know, Charisma Carpenter is not the same person as Cordelia Chase.. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Do not come in here and preach to us your love of Cordelia. Its fine that you like her, but do that in the appreciation thread and don't crash our thread here. Theres no C/A bashing in here. There is already a thread for that [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Let the fun begin [img]smilies/evil_laugh.gif[/img] Our names for Cordelia *Cowdelia *Skankdelia *Hodelia *Whoredelia *Slutdelia *Crapdelia *Saint Cordy *Snakedelia *Bozodelia *Crapdelia *Corduffy *Saint Corduffy *Boredelia *Crappy *Croddy *Spordelia *Bit*hdelia ******delia *St. Crappy *DogFaceDelia *Retardelia *wilywiccan The one and only Bozodelia!  Even the Bozodelia knows this is the thread to be! How we would ALL like to see Cowdelia   "I`m a cow and I know it"  The Cowdelia smilie: Looks exactly like her   President of the Visually Unpleasant Organization Across the world people are asking themselves if they hate Crappy...(WHY?) Hola, �C�mo usted es? �Odia usted Crappy? In French Ca va? D�testez-vous Crappy? In German Hassen Sie Crappy? In Italian Lei odia Crappy? In Swedish: Hatar du Crappy? In Finnish: Inhoatko sin� Crappy�? (In Finnish) Crappy t�ytyy kuolla! The overwhelming response: �Crappy debe morir! Crappy doit mourir! Crappy mu� sterben! Crappy deve morire! Crappy m�ste d�! Some goodie quotes and articles! [img]smilies/evil_laugh.gif[/img]: "Now Angel is free to lust over his once-sisterly co-worker. And hey, since there are no more Buffy guest appearances, why not just make a new Buffy out of Cordelia? Chop the hair, dye it blond, give her an overly-righteous attitude and some super powers and Voila! Sure, she may never pass for Buffy's twin, but you must admit she now only vaguely resembles that girl from Sunnydale girl we all knew and loved." - Joshua Buckman, ScoopMe! "Cordy's fate seems arbitrary and unearned" - from Abby Bernstein's review of Tomorrow in the UK Buffy Magazine" "She whispered in his ear? WTF! Is Cordelia now 12. Is Angel her bestest girlfriend in the whole world? Wait a minute.....that explanation would actually make sense." -XGirl recap of "Tomorrow" (Twop Board) 3. Cordy's disembodied glowy head, floating aimlessly in space. We had to see that freaky scary head at the end of every episode there for a while. And sure, now she's back with the rest of her body, no longer bobbing along with the stars, but we fear the day that like a bad acid flashback, ME revisits this storyline. Why was she there? Why did she come back? We really don't want the answers to these questions, because we'd rather forget this storyline ever existed, but we know they're going to make us live through the answers anyway. 10. Cordelia Chase A once loved character, she has been reduced to a simpering, blond, badly dressed version of Mother Theresa Moving from Buffy to Angel we could handle. Giving her the visions after killing off Doyle we could handle, once we dealt with the bitterness. Turning her into a half demon we didn�t handle very well, but can you blame us? We thought it was just one more insipid step towards Angel and Cordelia sleeping together without anything happening to either one. And that�s not something anybody needs to see. But we coped. And prayed they weren�t going where we feared. Of course, where they went was much, much worse. "Cordy stares at Skip with wonder and declares, "I'm a higher being." Skip agrees, while across the nation optometrists report a sudden increase of people reporting muscles strained by excessive eye-rolling." TWOP Recap of Tommorow. This is are our offical songs for Crappy... [i]Daphne & Celeste---U.G.L.Y. OK! I'm a cheerleader now! U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi you ugly Eh! Hey! You ugly I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn't see your damage from that far away I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you Oh wait! Yes I do. Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old When looks were handed out you were last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head Or did a truch run over your face instead There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill You're ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl) You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you You're the main attraction at the city zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cabH (So funny) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin You can't disguise your googly eyes In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize Yo mama says you ugly - You ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly Get busy Yo mam says your ugly Get busy Yo mam says your ugly Get busy Yo mam says your ugly Get busy Your ugly! U.U.U.U. Now I feel like blondie U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly Quasimodo Camel breath Squarehead Ugly! Chicken legs Pig face Chin like bubba Ugly! Fish lips Toad licker Poindexter Ugly! Spaghetti arms Limp butt Freak shown -ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly U.G.L.Y - You could make an onion cry U.G.L.Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I. U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly! [i] !!AND!! "Nasty Girl" by Destiny's Child You's a nasty (nasty) Trashy (nasty) Sleazy (nasty) Classless (nasty) Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl Shakin' that thang on that man, lookin' all stank and nasty Swore you look cute girl in them dukes, booty all out lookin' trashy Sleazy put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out ya heezy without clothes on, I told ya You nasty girl, you nasty you trashy You classless girl, you sleazy you freaky I ain't never met a girl that does the things that you do Change don't come your way it will come back to you Put some clothes on girl Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl Booty all out, tongue out her mouth, cleavage from here to Mexico She walks wit a twist, one hand on her hip, when she gets wit'cha she lets it go Nasty put some clothes on, you look to' down Nasty don't know why you, will not sit down Heels on her feet, swear she's in heat, flirtin' wit every man she sees Her pants hangin' low, she never says no, everyone knows she's easy Nasty put some clothes on, you lookin' stank Nasty what's your problem, you should be ashamed Hard...for women like me who try to have some intergrity You make it hard...for girls like myself who respect themselves And have dignity You nasty girl, you nasty, you trashy You classless girl, you sleazy, you freaky N-A-S-T-Y ya nasty, F-R-E-A-K ya freaky Girl where's your P-R-I-D-E, put some clothes on Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh (Repeat) You so nasty girl, you so...you so nasty girl You so nasty girl, you so...you so nasty girl Put some clothes on girl! Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl You make me wanna throw my pager out the window Tell MCI to cut the phone poles Break my lease so I can move Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo I wanna put your number on the call block Have AOL make my emails stop Cause you a bug a boo You buggin what? you buggin who? You buggin me! And dont you see it aint cool It's not hot that you be callin me stressin me pagin my beeper you're just non-stop And its not hot that you be leavin me messages every 10 minutes and then you stop by When I first met you, you were cool But it was game you had me fooled Cause 20 minutes after i gave you my number you already had my mailbox full Hook: So what you bought a pair of shoes What now i guess you think I owe you You dont have to call as much as you do I'll give em back to be through with you And so what my momma likes you what now i guess you think i will too Even if the pope he said he likes you too i dont really care cause you're a bug a boo It's not hot that when in blockin your phone number you call me from over your best friends house And it's not hot that I cant even go out with my girlfriends without you trackin me down You need to chill out with that mess Cause you cant keep havin me stressed Cause everytime my phone rings it seems to be you and im prayin that it is someone else Suggested Titles for Next Thread *Shes vapid and self rightious. *Shes an uber Buffy. And that just scares me. *When did she become princess of all things good and noble? ** Last time I checked she was dim witted, 'easy', and liked small children. *Because it's not the Cordy show. Never will be. *She's *always* been a tactless bitch. *She isn't talking. Always a good thing. *Less screen time the better the ratings. *We'd love a future without her. *The good thing about the show is when she's on it *She gets us that way,the bad way* *I'd rather watch paint dry then her nap* *Difference between that thing and a cow.NONE! *The def. for Cordelia-See crappy,ugly,fat witch *Because even Skip is a Cordy hater *Because she doesn't deserve *anything* *We may have been using silly names but we were right! *Because she a fake and phony. *Because she just realized she screwed Angel's son? *Cause she's a BUG-A-BOO! *Cordelia is A) Evil or B)Champion? Evil DUH! *So who was right about Crappy? *Love to hate the hated *We can't stomach Saint Cordelia! * Shes not Charisma Carpenter *Where's Mr. Pointy? Stake her ass! *The episodes are so great when she is NOT in them. *She is a disgrace to cows everywhere. *We don't feel sorry for her because shes in a coma. *The ratings are up when she's not in much of the episode. *So wassup with Cowdy? Meanie? Saintie? Talkie? Oh no sorry, she's brain dead! *Because if she continues to sleep we'll love her...not good for this thread... *Because we're not obliged to turn down the volume of the TVset anymore!  "Work that shovel, bitch." USED TITLES # 57: She *finally* DIED! #56: We cant wait for the 100th...hum...voodoo dolls, check! Toaster, check! #55: We love to hate the hated. #54: Jealous of that thing? Please. #53:She's *gone*. Time to party. #52: Ding Dong The Bitch is GONE! #51:we *love* her...unconscious. #50: Now that she's gone, everyone should be checked for Mad Cow #49:*If ya want to give her a call dial: 1-800-SKANKY-HO #48: Coma coma coma coma coma Corde-lia!! #47:She needs layers. Make-up layers. #46: She got bashed by a whole tree full of ugly sticks. #45:She sets a standard to which losers everywhere aspire. #44:This is Angel The Series. Not Cowdelia! #43:And next time STAY down, Crappy #42:Here's Hoping She Stays In A Coma For The Rest Of Her Stupid Life #41:Mo.. Come back to us!Cordy? Die! #40:Because She's Such A Pure, Radiant Being - Puh-leeze! #39:Fans Make Or Break A Character. We Broke Her. #38: Because she's the joke of the year #37-Because we already knew she was a moron. #36: Cause we'd love to see Buffy stake her ass! #35: Cause the only thing that isn't flat about her is her chest! #34: Cause, man, we'd LOVE to punch her face in! #33: She's evil and sucking at it! #32: We bet she's boinking the beast too! #31:Because she's a tarted up little whore #30: Where's the slayer when we need her!? #29: Because nothing can save her hair! #28: 5 words: Time to die NOW, Slut!! #27: She's a champion at being a whore. #26: Because what's that smell? It's Hodelia! #25: How'd she survive so long being so retarded? #24: Because WE were saying she was evil since Thread 1! #23- Her personality: yap yap yap! #22- Cause even she knows shes a slut! #21- She thinks shes a better ride than a mustang. Ha! #20 "Save a cow, Eat a cordy" #19: Because people can't even remember her name during sex!! #18 : The Train...Meets...Crappy...It's Fate! #17: So, who does she HOPE to boink this week? #16: We just had the best vision, its the show without her. #15: Because the Cow is damn oogaly! #14: Because We Want Her to 'GET THE HELL OUT'!! #13: Because She's a Cheap Small-Town Tramp!! #12: HIDE YOUR KIDS!!, Cause She Might Screw Them Next!! #11: Because Crappy is the Father of Darla's Baby!! #10: Crappy...the Beast...lunchtime...yummmy... #9: The Toaster Is Out For REVENGE!!! #8: Because everyone would be glad if she was dead #7: Cordy...Her Maker...They Need to Meet...Soon #6: Because she smells of poverty and failure #5 -So, who is she gonna screw next? #4: She's a skanky ho! #3- Stop mooin, we heard you already! #2: Because she is a vapid whore! #1:NOT a champion,NOT a saint, JUST a cheap rip off ================================= ETA: I had to remove some images because there were too many in one post. If anyone wants them, I have the links saved.  __________________ alright, i'll make it all up for you: i'm still in love with you, i'm still in love with you. { Lulu| icon: LittleGreyStargate } Last edited by Orton : 04-19-2007 at 05:46 PM. | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Apr 2000
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|  omg i never posted here before but i gotta say that title cracked me up and my co mod will probably hit me for posting here.__________________ Bella: "I'm not scared of you." Edward: "You really shouldn't have said that." Twilight -- 12/12/2008 | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Mar 2003
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| oh yay! a mod likes our title! woot!  i love it too! sorry a/b bailing. i had to go home __________________ Squelch or confirm (or start) a rumor about yourself. OK, that is me in that video, but I was 7 and really drunk and wasn't sure what he was doing. I just wanted to touch the puppy.-Randy Harrison Stop Hate | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Mar 2004
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| Thanks you two.  __________________ alright, i'll make it all up for you: i'm still in love with you, i'm still in love with you. { Lulu| icon: LittleGreyStargate } | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Mar 2003
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| No problem my dearest Lulu __________________ Squelch or confirm (or start) a rumor about yourself. OK, that is me in that video, but I was 7 and really drunk and wasn't sure what he was doing. I just wanted to touch the puppy.-Randy Harrison Stop Hate | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Jul 2001
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| Lulu hon, thanks for the newie  I always get excited when a new thread comes so.  Good title indeed  __________________ Angel: "You still my girl?" Buffy: "Always." ~ Enemies Buffy: "So you're going to be with me in this?" Angel: "Shoulder to shoulder. I'm yours." ~ Chosen | |||
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| New Fan Joined: Feb 2003
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| right there with ya! I thought I was the only one with these feelings of not liking Cordelia. I am not alone!! Yea! | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Nov 2002
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| Yeah, you're not alone ::nods:: __________________ Horvath: You were right. Brian: My three favourite words after 'nine inches cut'. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Mar 2004
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. I get excited too...it means the thread's moving .whats in a name ~ Welcome  .__________________ alright, i'll make it all up for you: i'm still in love with you, i'm still in love with you. { Lulu| icon: LittleGreyStargate } | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Jul 2001
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| Welcome whats in a name I watched You're Welcome again today. That was a nice "return" for the cow... I did tear up when she died. *hides* __________________ Angel: "You still my girl?" Buffy: "Always." ~ Enemies Buffy: "So you're going to be with me in this?" Angel: "Shoulder to shoulder. I'm yours." ~ Chosen | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Nov 2002
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| You dont have to hide, its not a big deal if you cried when she died...personally I cried laughing but everybody has its own sensitivity. __________________ Horvath: You were right. Brian: My three favourite words after 'nine inches cut'. | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Aug 2001
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| I cried because we didn't get to see the be-otch croak.  claudia __________________ Anti B/B...because it's GROSS. Paradox~He's her whack-a-doodle moonpie!! | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Nov 2002
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| Im not sure she did anyway but its soothing to think she has Ive found funny quotes, I have to share!! Its who I am!! Its from Jean Claude Van Damme, for those who dont know its an actor, karateka who was born in the French Belgium, in France we call him the modern poet. "If you invite people who have all the same blood type to a party but you dont tell them. They're gonna talk about something else!" (this one makes perfect sense but its just the way he says it.) "My wife isnt my best sexual partner but she does the dishes perfectly!" "Air is made of oxygen CO2" "In lingerie shop there isnt any calendar with pictures of garages" "Statistically, one person out of five is unbalanced (aka crazy). If there're four persons around you who seem normal, its not good for you" "Im a fast guy. Im speedy. Why? Coz I eat vegetables only" "If you call a fortune teller and that she doesnt pick up before it rings. Hang up." "Im strong. Its because I eat apples. Apples are good. How could an apple hurt a woman!?" (he's talking about Eve from Adam and Eve for the record. Those are not jokes he says this seriously, but he doesnt say just bull****, he also said that "there's not a type of woman, there's just a type of love" and other things like that. __________________ Horvath: You were right. Brian: My three favourite words after 'nine inches cut'. Last edited by Walloo : 06-15-2004 at 05:36 PM. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Mar 2004
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Interesting quotes there. I like the 'crazy' one .__________________ alright, i'll make it all up for you: i'm still in love with you, i'm still in love with you. { Lulu| icon: LittleGreyStargate } | |||
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Claudia __________________ Anti B/B...because it's GROSS. Paradox~He's her whack-a-doodle moonpie!! | |||
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