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NoLoRo #12 ~ Because once a cheater, always a cheater!
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Come discuss your negative feelings about Logan. Logan... Ew... Definition of the thread: NoLoRo = No Logan and Rory. This is the thread for those who do not support Logan and Rory's relationship. Rules: Bash Rory. Bash Logan. But don't bash Matt or Alexis. They're real people, with real feelings. PARIS: You, Logan Huntzberger, are nothing but a two bit, spoiled, waste of a trust fund. You offer nothing to women or the world in general. If you disappeared from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer. LOGAN: (to RORY) Wanna chime in here? RORY: No, I think Paris has got it covered. Reasons: 1) Because he doesn’t love her. 2) Because all they do is have sex; there is no substance to the relationship. 3) Because they are terribly boring. 4) Because Logan is hot (no Jess) but that doesn't make up for his arrogant attitude. 5) Because he's a hedonist and acts like the very idea of him having to work for money is the greatest tragedy in the world. 6) Because he's spoiled rotten. 7) Because he and his friends have a tendency to be very rude to people. 8) Because when he has a problem he just drinks it off. 9) Because he should've known something was up when Rory suggested stealing the yacht and should have refused and asked what was wrong. 10) Because he never tried to comfort her about what his dad said, nor did he confront his dad ever. 11) Because we don't like who Rory is when she's with him. 13) Because Logan is immature, condescending, and way too cocky. 14) Because Logan doesn’t take Rory’s problems seriously 15) Because when we see them ZZZs shortly follow. 16) Because they don't have that deep connection. 17) Because he doesn't understand Rory and Loreli's relationship. 18) Because he would rather buy her off than listen to her problems. 19) Because he says ILY just to solve the problem, not because he means it 20) Because Jess was right, he is a jerk. 21) Because his idea of a joke is stealing from Rory's grandparent's house. 22) Because he's no Dodger. 23) Because their relationship lacks everything except sex. 24) Because they have sex a lot and its still boring. 25) Because he's so vain! 26) Because he's not good for her, he let her drop out of school! 27) Because Jess said 'I love you' why didn't Logan! 28) Because even if Lorelei didn't like Jess, at least he knew how important she was to Rory. 29) Because he treats people like they're beneath him. 30) Because even Rory hated him at first and first impressions never die. 31) Because he only cares about money, sex, and alcohol. 32) Because he doesn't know the real Rory. 33) Because he has buried the real Rory alive and left her to dig herself out. 34) Because he's not man enough to step up to the plate and take over the family business. 35) Because he's not man enough to give up Daddy's money and strike it out on his own. 36) Because Logan's silence gives his consent to Rory's actions, meaning he can be blamed for what she's become 37) Because he isn't confident enough in Rory to trust her. 38) Because he was an unnecessary ass to Jess. 39) Because he just left her in the restaurant. 40) Because "take a cab home" isn't a sweet as it once was. 41) Because at least Jess remembers her birthday. 42) Because Logan is just jealous Jess is doing something. 43) Because Rory & Jess made fun of guys like Logan back in High School 44) Because JESS knows her better than anyone (especially Logan) 45) Because Jess couldn’t done the book without her 46) Because Logan's known Rory for an year & doesn't know anything about her 47) Because it took Jess less than a minute to make Rory open her eyes 48) Because she shouldn't have to baby-sit him when he's drunk 49) Because she shook his arm off! 50) Because he will never fit in her normal life! 51) Because at first Rory meant nothing to him besides of fun... This is not a way to start an everlasting relationship 52) Because "Ace" isn't what we call romantic 53) Because he refers to her as a father would a son 54) Because they got an F in chemistry!!! 55) Because their relationship is not based on reality 56) Because 'fun' doesn't always mean forever. 57) Because their "relationship has never been based on deep talking" ~ASP 58) "Because he's temporary too...have a drink!" 59) Because she told him not to follow her 60) Because she needs to drop the DAR, and he needs to join AA. 61) Because his idea of living life to the fullest is getting drunk. 62) Because you know he's never the designated driver. 63) Because you know he's going to hurl in her car (or on her) one of these day. 64) Because his friends & him are the ONLY people Rory spends time with now, she's less social than before. 65) Because he should've been at least decent to Jess, knowing he was Rory's friend. 66) Because he was going to fool around with Rory at her grandparent's wedding, talk about disrespectful. 67) Because Paris is a NoRoLo too. "YOU!" 68) Because the penguins marched through. (21ITLN) 69) Because the fact that they can make blond-haired, blue-eyed Aryan babies isn't cause for them being together. (HMKTCC) 70) Because Emily & Richard brought in the reverend to exorcise Logan from Rory. 71) Because Logan's day plan with Rory is: Drink, drink, drink, have sex and drink. 72) Because "Dean clings, Logan drinks, and Jess reads Vonnegut" 73) Because his father is a jerk & as the saying goes "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" 74) Because his family was right. She's not like them...she's better! 75) Because some people are worth fighting for and Logan ISNT one of them 76) Because she is smart and he's a drunk.... not compatible. 77) Because he's great at embarrassing her! 78) Because when she told him she has to see her mother today he said "so blow it off" 79) Because he was an ass to Marty. 80) Because he's a player. 81) Because he hasn't changed. 82) Because they aren't growing together, they're immatureing. 83) Because everything Rory has worked for is lost on him. 84) Because with him Rory's disrespectful to her grandparents. 85) Because with him Rory doesn't have time to read anymore. 86) Because he may have chosen Rory for a serious relationship...but that doesn't mean he was ready for one! 87) Because he turned her life into a 24/7 party 88) Because "Master and Commander" was so chauvinist of him 89) Because thanks to him she wants to be the queen of sloth 90) Because he thinks he is the last cookie in the pack 91) Because he's a jerk with a Porsche 92) Because she can't blame him, but she can dump him 93) Because he's not doing anything, and neither is she while she's with him! 94) Because he doesn't care about her future. 95) Because Christopher knows that Logan is a little weasel. 96) Because Luke was ready to kill him 97) Because he always jumps to conclusions. 98) Because he was mean to the folksinger. 99) Because he called Marty a servant. 100)Because Rory shouldn’t have jumped...he should have alone, without the rope! 101)Because the REAL Rory came back & Logan wasn't around...coincidence? We think not. 102)Because according to ASP, Rory "needs to make some mistakes" & one of those mistakes is Logan! 103)Because he may have money, but he is completely worthless. 104)Because he is the blonde dick at Yale. 105)Because the felon party was riduculous. 106)Because Rory doesn't want to be the queen of the sloths anymore. 107)Because remember the time he called her 'kiddo'? 108)Because even if it is his first real relationship, is he really so dumb he thinks a fight = break up? 109)Because Jess left without a word because he was ashamed, Logan did because he's just an idiot. 110)Because she had to find out it was over from his sister! 111)Because people may have said Dean was a wuss, but he never ran away and let his sister break up with Rory for him.(for all the anti-Narco Sophies) 112)Because they won't be together for the holidays! 113)Bcuase he's the blond dick at Yale 114)Because everything is fixed, "everything but him" 115)Because he cheated on her at least 3 times 116)Because a relationship requires 2 minds, not 1 117)Because since when is Rory a British ****! 118)Because the new Rory deserved to be "crushed" by Mitchum 119)Because the old Rory could've handled it like she did with Headmaster Charleston 120)Because he had the nerve to trash-talk the bridesmaids 121)Because Rory will never grow up with him dragging her down 122)Because Logan isn't a man, he's a snobby party-boy. 123)Because they don't help each other grow as people 124)Because Rory probably loves his lifestyle more than him 125)Because she only forgave him because he almost died, he's too pathetic to redeem himself like Dean or Jess undoubtedly would have. 126)Because their relationship isn't based in the real world 127)Because Logan is "nothing but a two-bit, spoiled, waste of a trust fund". 128)Because Logan "offers nothing to women or the world in general". 129)Because even Matt knows they aren't meant to be NOLOROS: 1) Milo Maniac 2)Curlyhead 3)Potostfbeyeluvr 4)our_memories 5)Gemini8525 6)ravenb 8) soul_rebel 9) MartyRoryFan 10) Fojbe 11) stephrox 12) Rachael_89 13) mel86 14) Kristen00 15) ABitStormy 16) infinite sadness 17) faef 18) Frattaglia 19) loreliaifan 20) ravenb 21) hotdish 22) HeatLightningLover 23) sheryl 24) sherrylady 25) justme1985 26) lukelover87 27) Reanna 28) Lit1586 29) hollowpoet 30) iLuVsPiKeNmiLo224 31) MariSk8 32) Chorus.girl 33) yellgeronimo 34) lyssie88 35) Ladybug81 36) Lauren Helen Graham 37) dreamsingr 38) baylea17 39) BlUe_EyEd_GoDdEsS1227 40) CTUgal21 41) Joy4life 42) True Daisy lover 43) Jaded Joy 44) Vartan23 45) MusicofNight07 46) Forever Eden 47) SupportMcPhee 48) Pickly-weasel! 49) foxybabygirl 50) JeyG 51) Ohmyfudge 52) Louisiana 53) tangofan 54) Lovely Lauren 55) SoSay181 56) Daphnetjuh 57) cwerner 58) pixierock88 59)HH1982 60)Milo-phile PM the current thread starter to be added. __________________
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Nice start. I love all those banners especially the last one and there's still more women that he has been with.
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new thread. thanks for starting it Kim. Love the title, so true.
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Thanks for the new thread, Kim. The title is awesome. I wasn't expecting a new thread. Great job killing the last one.
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A. NoLoRo #12 ~ Mitchem be the messenger!
B. NoLoRo #12 ~ Have a GrEat time in London, Logan! C. NoLoRo #12 ~ Because Paris thinks so! D. NoLoRo #12 ~ Because life is better without naked pictures of "that guy" E. NoLoRo #12 ~ Party hard, Fool around, and then Run back to her? No way. I was actually thinking of starting one. Well here were my ideas! __________________
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Then he found a way to sneak into weddings, and steal bottles of liquor. Even though he could buy them. He just wanted to see if he could steal them. At the weddings he crashed, I'd say he's done a few bridesmaids, mother-in-law, and two brides. A total of about 11. And his plan afterward is to go to A home and try to get the nuns to change their ways. Cause he's just that egotistical enough to want something like that. So he'll try that for a few weeks, and when his father finally tracks him down, he'll hit on the journalists, and secutaries. So badly that his father will have to send him to a nice religious school so he can learn morals and respect. And while he is studying morals Mitchem will tell Rory to stay away from Logan because he's bad news. And then Milo and Alexis will get back together, just in time for Rory and Jess to confess their undying love and devotion towards each other. IF this offended you I'm sorry. I found it amusing, and it was all for comidic effect. __________________
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I'm surprised that the few of you did kill the thread. Good job!
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