Gilmore Girls - 1001 Things Gilmore Girls has taught US

fox24 · 05-01-2008, 05:52 PM

Guys this is the new 101 threads I'am going to post everyone reasons from the last thread it will take some time maybe a few days until I finish I putting everything from the last thread in here if you want me to add new categories telle. I changed the number form 101 to 10001

COFFEE
1. You can never have to much coffee
2. Coffee, Coffee, Coffee does not mean you ordered a triple beverage

MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS
1. The relationship with your mother is only curiously bad(Lorelai and Emily)
2. Mothers can name their daughters after themselves
3. When your mom and grandparents starts to pin down your specific time, and she's kind of weird begin evasive menuevers

BOOKS AND AUTHORS
1. Reading is sexy
2. Always carry a book with you
3. Scan your books is useless but you do it anyway

ON LOVE AND DATING THROUGH DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES
1. Guys can like the studious girl
2. Hold unto the horoscope
3. The proper procedure to let a man know your available is to say "hello"
4. The proper procedure to let a weasel know your available is offer him your hindquarters
5. The way to support your girlfriend during a health crisis is to borrow a chopper
6. You can be Gilmored
7. You can be Huntzburgered
8. Beagles belong with beagles and the hen belongs with the roaster
9. Sneakers can make your husband fall in love with you again
10. Life doesn't end after 50-just ask Richard and Emily
11. If your grandmother lends you her tiara it means she's trying to find you a husband

ANTI LOVE AND DATING THROUGH DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES
1. Boys don't like funny girls
2. A classroom in the middle of class is the place for public affection
3. That everything is fixed apparently means come and get it
4. A very perceptive and nitpickey woman can't notice the man who broke her grandaughters heart standing in the drive way

Crazy Reasons Funny Reasons
1. Single mothers with less money can have more clothes than their wealthy mothers and Paris Hilton combined.
2. A college education prevents you from having an unplanned pregnancy
3. Beware of swans
4. The machine that tells your parents how much t.v you've been watching doesn't exist
5. Prostitutes eat at bars, wear boas, and live in Reno
6. There is a lipstick called viscious trollop because dirty whore was taken
7. You can ruin a wedding dress and the bride is happy
8. There are hot parents on the planet
9. Parents week is for parents who hate them
10. Creme Brulee is to "die for"
11. Beauty brains and a drunk Uncle is all you need to be in politics
12. God is a woman...and lives in London
13. Doing laundry for 600 guys-no place for cake
14. Theres no limit concerning maids
15. Mashed banana on toast really is disquesting
16. Giving birth is like doing splits on a crate of dynamite
17. The Beatle names were John, Paul, Keith and Bingo
18. You don't need to speak French you need to sound French
19. Sleeping with the Zuchini really means "sleeping with the zuchini"
20. If you break it you buy it 10 percent off off cousins 20 percent off for nephews and nieces
21. The plural of cul de sac is culs de sac
22. That doing something slutty can make you happy
23. Bad girls wear red nail polish
24. Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch
25. Martinis go to happy places
26. East Germen maids are suppose to be masculine
27. A dog can be scared of popcorn, tissueholders, paperbacks, cds, framed pictures, lints, stairs, and mail boxes
28. Jedis use the flashlight thingy
29. A poolhouse is a place for stray dogs
30. The word poodles is funny with the word Oy
31. You can steel tissues if you need them
32 Wealthy woman can be dangerous to their maids just ask the 50,000 Emily fired
33 Your new daddy can have a purple track suit
34 All good cakes are round
35 When your late to the first day of school its so much shorter
36 Never let Lorelai Gilmore plan your birthdays unless you want the police involved
37 Don't kill the bag boy on double coupon day you'll bring the whole town down
38 You can eat two week old chinese food and still be alright
39 Friday Night is alright for fighting
40. If you don't wear panties you'll stick to benches

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
1. Don't eat the fuzzy certs at the bottom of my handbag
2. No Matter how hard things get as long as you have your best friend for the ride everything will turn out fine
3. You can never have to many thighmasters
4. Cats can sense when a person is single
5. The love of family and friends is worth more than all the money in the world
6. How to watch bad movies by mocking them
7. Some people can eat alot of food and not gain weight
8. Vegetables are bad
9. Pushing someone in a lake always solves the problem
10. Everything is dirty
11. Just do it
12. To break up tension bring out the bobbit
13. Invitations look pretty in lace and pearls
14. Don't accept a beer when offered its nitwick drink
15. Rustic is a hidden insult
16. Drinking something carbonated really fast is the same as getting drunk
17. Slow walking in hospital corridors is something that should be done clean
18. Feet were more confortable in 2002
19. If your going to buy food and not eat it until it tastes like crap you might as well buy crappy food
20. When you need money for your child education agree to Friday Night dinner
21. Roadtrips can be a solutions to any problems
22. It is so much easier to grab a mallomar directly from the table then from the cupboard then to eat one from the box
23. The worlds largest pizza is 122 feet and 8 inches
24. You don't need to train a dog he trains you
25. You can name a dog after teen idols in the 50s
26. Lap is an illusion
27. Candles have to be six inches apart
28. You can be into ceruleum
29. Little children would pick pink to paint their rooms
30. Zuchinni are magical places
31. You can give everything a name
32. Fish is not suppose to be carmalized
33. Sea bash is not a fishy fish
34. Everyone can have a panic room just don't mention the code
35. You can cheer someone up by making Santa Burgers
36. You can tailgate with style
37.Green is the new pink
38. Dogs are really hairy down there
39. Wear socks
40. Green is the new pink
41. All food is to be consumed in the dining room
42. Not to move luggage and the hangings should be hung not on the bed
43.Always take an umbrella and a hat in case of rain-or if the sky is shining high in the sky
44. A woman doesn't cry in public if she does she excuses herself
45 Flowers can be tall

[b]AGAINST THE WRITERS, SHOWRUNERS, AND NETWORK
1. Never trust showrunners and writers they are all liars
2. Never become invested in a show until it ends then you can watch it
3. Never Trust the hair stylist of the WB!