WELCOME TO THE SECOND SUSAN/ABBY FRIENDSHIP THREAD

Abby and Susan Quotes Survivor
-VOTE FOR YOUR TWO LEAST FAVORITE QUOTES EACH ROUND-

1. Abby: Kovac is sleeping.
Susan: With who?

2. Abby: I'm beginning to hate her.
Susan: She's a med student.
Abby: I'm a med student.
Susan: You know, now that you mention it, she's pissing me off too. Come on, let's hate her together.

3. Abby: Isn't the fire outside, boys?
Fireman: It's out.
Abby: Really? Then shouldn't you be rolling up your hoses and heading back to the station? Feeding that little spotted dog? Polishing your poles?
Susan: Are you cranky or flirting?

4. Abby: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Carter: We come with a built-in gold-digger alarm. My grandmother installs them at birth.
Susan: And I haven't set it off? You'd better have that thing checked.

6. Susan: I think you should talk to him, he seems depressed.
Abby: He's european, it's his baseline.

7. Abby: I was terrified. So was he. It was the longest 20 seconds of my life.
Susan: 20 seconds?
Abby: Yeah, if you counted foreplay.

10. Abby: You never compliment me like that
Susan: Like what?
Abby: 'Nice assesment'
Susan: I do.
Abby: No, you don't.
Susan: I don't?
Abby: No.
Susan: ...I give you my TIME, which is the HIGHEST form of a compliment.

11. Susan: This patient has been intubated with a central line. Who did this?
Abby: Sign here and you can say you did.

12. Abby: Why'd you stick me with this guy?
Susan: When did everyone become such scheduling divas?
Abby: Well, I don't need a student. I'm better flying solo.
Susan: Is there something wrong with him?
Abby: No, he's excellent. He's very good.
Susan: Oh, no, you like him, don't you?
Abby: Okay, you know what...?
Susan: You do! You're blushing!
Abby: We never had this conversation.
[starts to walk away]
Susan: Hey, haven't you had enough of doctors?

14. Susan: Maybe this is the punishment, sitting in this room. Maybe they're watching us to see how we all respond.
Abby: Like a test?
Susan: Sure! Hidden cameras recording us for research or something, watching to see how we react to the stress, our alliances grow, our social structures break down under pressure...

15. Abby: They really are a couple of freaks!
Susan: (laughs) To think you slept with both of them!
Abby: I never slept with Carter. Did he tell you that?
Susan: I thought you had.
Abby: No, that was a rumor Carter started.
Susan: Oh, my God! He is low.
Abby: I thought so!

16.(about losing her virginity)
Susan: Okay, my turn... Mark Greene. (laughs) Just kidding. Just kidding, Carter! Floyd Walker. I was fifteen.
Abby: Floyd? I can't believe you gave me a hard time about Howie!
Susan: In the shed behind his father's radiator repair shop.
Abby: Very romantic.
Susan: The smell of anti-freeze still turns me on.

17. Abby: I'm just bummed I forgot my grass skirt.
Susan: Yeah, I was going to wear my coconut bra, but it's so itchy!

18. Abby: Luka and UTI mom?
Susan: Yeah. Is this kind of thing normal in Croatia?
Abby: Oh, yeah. They call it alternative medicine.
Susan: (laughs) I'm not supposed to laugh. It's a patient's mother.
Abby: Where did you find them?
Susan: In the storage closet in radiology.
Abby: That's strange. Neuro's so much more cozy.

20. Susan: So how are you doing?
Abby: Good.
Susan: Really?
Abby: Um, never better.
Susan: Really...?
Abby: Yes, yes, yes. I've processed all of my feelings of anger, shame and guilt in an emotionally stable environment. I have addressed the urge to use alcohol. Oh and I've consulted both a shaman and a guru. So really I'm all good.

22. Abby: Make up for it how?
Susan: Flowers, a nice dinner. If you're really mad, jewelry.
Abby: I could use a new transmission for my car.
Susan: You're a real romantic, you know that?

24. Susan: If he [Romano] starts in on me I'll cut his other arm off.
Abby: Get a saw. I'll hold him down.

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