[Snarky Susan]

#4 - 3

Had a hard time including the Prince Harry quote in the survivor because what followed after that was really sad.

[Aurora Cormier]

Only Romano could make me laugh through such a sad scene And the conversation that followed, awwwww

Am I supposed to just go back home to watch him die??

Yes.

Well I don't think I can.

Is he your husband?

Yes.

Do you love him?

Yes.

I mean, read it, it's such a simple piece of dialogue and look at what they were able to do with it, so beautiful

[Snarky Susan]

Well, there IS a part 2 for this survivor.

CORDANO QUOTES SURVIVOR (Part 1: Funny quotes)

1.

Elizabeth: I lost my wedding ring! Romano: Oh boo-hoo, this guy's about to lose a leg! I'd say chop chop, but that would be in extremely poor taste!

2.
[QUOTE]Elizabeth: Nothing like a good, American-made muscle car, is there?
Romano: If I'd known this was your car I would have sniffed the tail pipe.
Elizabeth: Excuse me?
Romano: Oh I thought we were talking about sex.
5.

Romano: Uh, Lizzie, how much would you pay for my sperm? Elizabeth: I beg your pardon? Romano: Oh, was that sexual harrassment? Oh, oh my...No, I'm being recruited by the Marshall-Hillberg sperm bank; its donors include Olympic athletes and Nobel Prize winners. It's an elite gene pool. Elizabeth: And they want you? Romano: Yeah, it's a little embarrassing, actually. But it's for a good cause. I mean, who knows what the mother's side is going to bring to the party, but as for my side of the genetic divide, I can guarantee a significant advantage over the rest of the spermic competition. Can't have too many extra Romanos running around, spicing up the gene pool, can we?

6.

Romano: Doing an ex-lap on a GSW? Sure you can still reach the table? Elizabeth: At least I can see the table.

8.

Romano: Blow my trumpet Lizzie. Elizabeth: You can do that better yourself. Romano: Look at you, look at me, who would you rather spend an hour with? Elizabeth: You've got a point.

9.

Romano: Much as you may view me as a loathsome little toad, I know you're pragmatic and, more predictably, your ambitious nature will prevail. You'll leapfrog five or six years. Elizabeth: I don't view you as a loathsome toad, Robert. Romano: Well, I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that, Elizabeth.

10.

Romano: Tell me you know what poison ivy looks like. Elizabeth: Poison Ivy... is that in Wisconsin? Romano: Oh, boy..

[Snarky Susan]

Okay, #4 is out.

I vote for #11 next.

[LukaAbbyLover]

yes 11 for me too

[I'm Not Dead]

#5

[Snarky Susan]

#5 - 1
#11 - 2

[LukaAbbyLover]

It's been a few days, is it safe to say 11 is out?




I love this picture of them

[Aurora Cormier]

^ LOL I LOVE it too, when was that again?


And yes let's move on with the quotes, #11 out

[LukaAbbyLover]

I can't for the life of me remember when it took place

My next vote is for #1

[Snarky Susan]

Elizabeth's glare is quite scary.

I vote for #1 as well.

[LukaAbbyLover]

Her facial expression with his finger shushing her completely cracks me up

[Aurora Cormier]

It kinda looks like he's making a kissy face at her


I think I'll vote for #5 now

[I'm Not Dead]

#5

[Snarky Susan]

I vote for #5 as well.

#5 - 3