[I'm Not Dead]

Love them.

#3

[Snarky Susan]

I vote for #3

#3 - 2

CORDANO QUOTES SURVIVOR (Part 1: Funny quotes)

1.

Elizabeth: I lost my wedding ring! Romano: Oh boo-hoo, this guy's about to lose a leg! I'd say chop chop, but that would be in extremely poor taste!

2.

Elizabeth: Nothing like a good, American-made muscle car, is there? Romano: If I'd known this was your car I would have sniffed the tail pipe. Elizabeth: Excuse me? Romano: Oh I thought we were talking about sex.

[/QUOTE]4.

Elizabeth: Choledochojejunostomy? Romano: Well, you can say it. Do you want to do it?

5.

Romano: Uh, Lizzie, how much would you pay for my sperm? Elizabeth: I beg your pardon? Romano: Oh, was that sexual harrassment? Oh, oh my...No, I'm being recruited by the Marshall-Hillberg sperm bank; its donors include Olympic athletes and Nobel Prize winners. It's an elite gene pool. Elizabeth: And they want you? Romano: Yeah, it's a little embarrassing, actually. But it's for a good cause. I mean, who knows what the mother's side is going to bring to the party, but as for my side of the genetic divide, I can guarantee a significant advantage over the rest of the spermic competition. Can't have too many extra Romanos running around, spicing up the gene pool, can we?

6.

Romano: Doing an ex-lap on a GSW? Sure you can still reach the table? Elizabeth: At least I can see the table.

8.

Romano: Blow my trumpet Lizzie. Elizabeth: You can do that better yourself. Romano: Look at you, look at me, who would you rather spend an hour with? Elizabeth: You've got a point.

9.

Romano: Much as you may view me as a loathsome little toad, I know you're pragmatic and, more predictably, your ambitious nature will prevail. You'll leapfrog five or six years. Elizabeth: I don't view you as a loathsome toad, Robert. Romano: Well, I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that, Elizabeth.

10.

Romano: Tell me you know what poison ivy looks like. Elizabeth: Poison Ivy... is that in Wisconsin? Romano: Oh, boy..

11.

Elizabeth: Robert, this is a dog. Romano: Correction, Lizzie, this is my dog

[LukaAbbyLover]

love this

#3

[Snarky Susan]

Any more votes?

[I'm Not Dead]

Come on people, we don't often get such funny survivors.

[Snarky Susan]

If there are not more votes, then #3 is eliminated.

[I'm Not Dead]

#7.

[LukaAbbyLover]

#10

[Snarky Susan]

I vote for #7

#7 - 2
#10 - 1

Any more?

[I'm Not Dead]

[Snarky Susan]

I'll give this round until tomorrow morning to get more votes.

[Snarky Susan]

Since there aren't any more votes, #7 is eliminated.

[I'm Not Dead]

#4

[Aurora Cormier]

And, as always ate my post


"Aw what happened, Prince Harry in rehab again?"

[LukaAbbyLover]

#4

"Aw what happened, Prince Harry in rehab again?"