Snarky Susan

Instructions: Make a wish RELATED TO THE SHOW, then the next person "corrupts" it in some way.

Example: I wish Romano didn't die from a hellicopter falling on him.
Next person: Granted, but he'll still die, from some mysterious disease.

Start: I wish the entire original cast stayed in the entire run of ER.

I'm Not Dead

Never heard of this game, sounds fun.

I wish the entire original cast stayed in the entire run of ER.
Granted, but they went crazy from working together for so many years that they blew up the set.

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I wish Doug had been there for his daughters' births.

Snarky Susan

Granted, but Carol left the twins with him and SHE ran off to Seattle.

I wish Susan didn't step on that train.

I'm Not Dead

I wish Susan didn't step on that train
Granted but she was killed in a car accident on the way back to her apartment.

I wish Lucy never died.

Snarky Susan

I wish Lucy never died.
Granted, but she became so anxious after the attack, she never wanted to leave her house.

I wish Mark never had a brain tumor.

I'm Not Dead

I wish Mark never had a brain tumour.
Granted, but this meant he never got a chance to reconcile with Rachel.

I wish Weaver never had to go through a custody battle for Henry.

Snarky Susan

I wish Weaver never had to go through a custody battle for Henry.
Granted, but the Lopezes will sneak in Kerry's house to take Henry away.

I wish Abby didn't hog all that screentime in those later seasons.

I'm Not Dead

I wish Abby didn't hog all that screentime in those later seasons.
Granted, but John Wells convinced Mariska Hargitay to quit SVU and ER became "The Cynthia Show" (I'm gonna have nightmares about that now!)

I wish Neela didn't go from Michael to Gates to Brenner to Ray like a yo-yo.

Tina

I wish Neela didn't go from Michael to Gates to Brenner to Ray like a yo-yo.
Granted, but she didn't end up with Ray, she ended up with Weaver.

I wish Mark and Susan shared more kisses.

Snarky Susan

I wish Mark and Susan shared more kisses.
Granted, but Susan will still leave him anyway.

I wish Maura will get her wish to have Abby get together with Kerry.

I'm Not Dead

I wish Maura will get her wish to have Abby get together with Kerry.
Granted, but Abby will still sleep with Stanley Tucci's character.

I wish Carol had been able to adopt Tatiana.

I'm Not Dead

Was my wish too corrupt?

Snarky Susan

Granted, but Tatiana would die the day after.

I wish Romano's arm wasn't cut off.

I'm Not Dead

Granted, but then he lost both his legs after being hit by a truck (totally plagiarising from what happened to Ray).

I wish Chloe had never got to keep Susie.

Snarky Susan

Maybe we can change this game to be more of a "What if?" format, so it will be easier.