Nick Wechsler - Kyle Valenti Season 2 Quote Survivor

maxkyleshpr · 06-17-2008, 09:48 PM

How to play:

Voting goes in pairs. You vote for your favourite out of 2 and the winner goes to the next round to battle with the next quote.

For Example: Quotes 1 and 2 are in. 2 wins and the next round's between quotes 2 and 3.

First one to get Most of the 5 votes wins. (ex. 3-2, 4-1, 5-0...)

The Quotes (Numbers after the quote indicate which episode it came from.)

~~1. My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirping through the night. (201)~~ Lost in Round 2

~~2. Damn human of him. Of course, he is the reason I got shot in the first place, but what the hell. No conditions are permanent. No conditions are reliable. Nothing is self. (201)~~ Lost in Round 1

~~3. All right. Ok, listen. I don't know how you do things on planet Vulcan or whatever, but here on Earth we have this primitive human concept called privacy. (201)~~ Lost in Round 4

~~4. Seriously. So, she's got her underwear and her bras and her girlie things all over the bathroom. Every time I go in to shave, I feel like I'm walking into Victoria's Secret. (203)~~ Lost in Round 3

~~5. ... Anyway, she's taken over television, the computer, my phone. If some chick's gonna be yelling at me about keeping the toilet seat down, she better at least be doing me. (203)~~ Lost in Round Six

~~6. I thought I told you I didn't want you doing that bewitched crap in the house. (205)~~ Lost in round 5

~~7. No, I'm serious. I feel, like, all this energy coming from you right now. In order to trim the lamp of wisdom, we must attend to our bodily needs. (205)~~ Lost in Round 8

~~8. Well, you here for a reason, or you just rushed right over 'cause you sensed I might be experiencing some actual joy? (205)~~ Lost in Round Seven

~~9. I'm here to help. My body's merely a vessel. (205)~~ Lost in Round Nine

~~10. No. But since he healed me, I keep getting these flashes of Max Evans naked. (205)~~ Lost in Round Fifteen

~~11. Any other areas where'd you like to point out my incompetency, dad, or is the list complete at fishing and dating? (207)~~ Lost in Round Ten

12. Hey, I've been really nice about following your orders, Senor Presidente, but if I can do something to help bring some people back or ensure that Liz, Maria, and I live to see another day, I'm gonna do it.(207) Lost in Round Eleven

~~13. Buddha, forgive me, but I'm gonna kick your ass! (207)~~ Lost in Round Twelve

~~14. His mind and body are in deep conflict. When one's heart and one's mind are not in balance, one's body is the first to fail. (210)~~ Lost in Round Thirteen

~~15. All I'm saying is that if the guy can't visualize his journey to the goal, he has no chance of taking the rock downtown. (210)~~ Lost in Round Fourteen

16. I have become - (he turns and sees Tess behind him.) an idiot.(211)

~~17. You're part of the family I was trying to protect. As far as I can see, you're the only good thing about having an alien in my life.(212)~~ Lost in Round Sixteen

~~18. I shouldn't be concerned here, should I? I mean, you're not building a guillotine or something? (213)~~ Lost in Round Seventeen

~~19. So what do we lowly human folk get out of all this? (214)~~ Lost in Round Eighteen

20. See, I guess what I have a problem with is that suddenly I’m a member of this club I never wanted to join... and it turns out this club bears a striking resemblance to a chain gang. (214)

21. Oh my God! What do you suppose alien crystals are going for on eBay? (214)

22. Die sucker. (214)

23. Actually Buddha himself first coined the phrase "know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run" (215)

24. It's Buddhism. And if you're asking about my spiritual journey, I'm touched. (216)

25. Well. I guess it's us versus them. (217)

26. You know what, you aliens are the most pathetic group of people that I ever met. (219)

27. I'm the towel boy. The showers are this way. (219)

28. Hey, I'm a guy and I know what freaks guys out. Max wakes up tomorrow - one testicle! (219)

29. Isn't it like a gay thing anyway? (221)

30. Oh, Heckle and Jeckle - I'm out of here. (221)

maxkyleshpr · 06-18-2008, 10:53 AM

I set this up yesterday but just realized today that I forgot to post the first round...

~~ROUND ONE~~
First one to get the most of 5 votes wins

1. My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirping through the night. (201)

2. Damn human of him. Of course, he is the reason I got shot in the first place, but what the hell. No conditions are permanent. No conditions are reliable. Nothing is self. (201)

kyleschick · 06-18-2008, 07:40 PM

Hmm. I'll go with #1.

BTW, nice banner.

magikhands1 · 06-20-2008, 02:47 PM

Oh, this will be a great survivor

My choice...#2

maxkyleshpr · 06-20-2008, 04:36 PM

#1

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyleschick

BTW, nice banner.

Thanks!

Hard to go wrong with a shirtless NICK as the subject!

maxkyleshpr · 06-26-2008, 10:52 AM

We need another person to vote here...

magikhands1 · 06-28-2008, 06:11 PM

Can I vote twice??

maxkyleshpr · 06-28-2008, 06:41 PM

magikhands1 · 06-30-2008, 07:35 PM

Well, I tried...Okay, someone else needs to tell us which they want

Anna-Liisa · 07-01-2008, 06:45 AM

maxkyleshpr · 07-01-2008, 08:05 AM

#1 has 3 votes so #2 cannot win; #1 is the winner!

~~ROUND TWO~~
First one to get the most of 5 votes wins

1. My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirping through the night. (201)

3. All right. Ok, listen. I don't know how you do things on planet Vulcan or whatever, but here on Earth we have this primitive human concept called privacy. (201)

kyleschick · 07-01-2008, 06:44 PM

Voting for #3.

maxkyleshpr · 07-03-2008, 01:11 PM

I still like #1

magikhands1 · 07-03-2008, 08:43 PM

maxkyleshpr · 07-06-2008, 09:35 PM

Need another vote, folks...