Harrison Ford - 300 Word Story #3: Blade Bummer

**PhoenixRising** · 02-17-2020, 04:22 PM

Deckard

sum1 · 02-18-2020, 12:05 PM

Deckard farted loudly

**PhoenixRising** · 02-18-2020, 03:58 PM

Deckard farted loudly and

sum1 · 02-18-2020, 06:50 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down.

**PhoenixRising** · 02-19-2020, 04:55 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and

sum1 · 02-20-2020, 04:03 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn

**PhoenixRising** · 02-20-2020, 04:39 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams.

sum1 · 02-21-2020, 01:04 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!"

**PhoenixRising** · 02-21-2020, 03:33 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and

sum1 · 02-21-2020, 08:08 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and farted again, this time causing an earthquake.

**PhoenixRising** · 02-22-2020, 04:50 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and farted again, this time causing an earthquake. The Earthquake caused Charlton Heston

sum1 · 02-22-2020, 06:26 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and farted again, this time causing an earthquake. The Earthquake caused Charlton Heston to rise up from his grave holding a rifle in his cold, dead hands.

**PhoenixRising** · 02-23-2020, 04:43 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and farted again, this time causing an earthquake. The Earthquake caused Charlton Heston to rise up from his grave holding a rifle in his cold, dead hands. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" cried Heston, before he drove to Los Angeles to warn his company that their buildings weren't earthquake resistant. He ran into Deckard, who

sum1 · 02-24-2020, 11:26 AM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and farted again, this time causing an earthquake. The Earthquake caused Charlton Heston to rise up from his grave holding a rifle in his cold, dead hands. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" cried Heston, before he drove to Los Angeles to warn his company that their buildings weren't earthquake resistant. He ran into Deckard, who took away his rifle.

**PhoenixRising** · 02-24-2020, 03:37 PM

Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and farted again, this time causing an earthquake. The Earthquake caused Charlton Heston to rise up from his grave holding a rifle in his cold, dead hands. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" cried Heston, before he drove to Los Angeles to warn his company that their buildings weren't earthquake resistant. He ran into Deckard, who took away his rifle. Then a Replicant


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