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Old 05-19-2004, 12:37 AM
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Family Guy Request Thread-Because There IS a Simpsons Board!

Family Guy


Time To Meet The Family!:


Introducing Peter Griffin: A Mixture Of Archie Bunker and Homer Simpson.

The Lovable, forgiving wife, Lois Griffin(who, in this picture is holding melons and hooters):

The talking alcoholic dog, Brian Griffin:

The slow son, Chris Griffin:

The mad scientist/genuis who does not fit into this family, Stewie Griffin:

The sterotypical teenage girl, Meg Griffin:


Others Around Town:

The sex maniac, Quagmire:



One of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Most amazing show. Deserves a board!!

Some funny quotes to convince you:

Peter:How's heaven?
Nate:Its ok. There-There's a shortage of chairs.

Peter: [at a job interview]
Boss: So peter, where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter: [Looks at bosses family picture][in his head: Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife.] Doing your....son?

Robber: I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!
Stewie: Good lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?


(watching sesame street)
[]b]PETER:[/b] hey... is The Count a vampire?"
BRIAN: what?
PETER: i mean hes got those fangs...did they ever show him doing somebody in and feedin on them?
BRIAN: let me get this straight....you're asking if they've ever done an episode of sesame street in which The Count kills somebody....and then drinks their blood for sustanence....
PETER: yeah
BRIAN: no, i dont think they've ever done that

Tom Tucker: "We now go live to Diane being a bitch!...Diane."

Peter: So for saving his life, he invited us over for dinner tonight.
Lois: Oh good, I don't have to cook.
Peter: Nah, go ahead and cook anyway, we'll just throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty.

(Brian has just peed on a Supermarket floor)
Peter: Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless?

Chris: Hey look dad, they have 12 packs of kidneys!
Peter: Yeah, but you have to buy the cooler too, thats how they get you




Votes

01. Otep
02. *Kaylee*
03. Pavlov's Belle
04. Fieryangel
05. natalie4237
06. aussie baby
07. SeekerofTruth
08. L u x i e
09. Terpsichore
10. Lillith
11. QTgirl
12. Alea
13. Lady_Amabel
14. Jen Jaree
15. starsprite
16. i_love_chuck_taylor
17. Stacey200
18. Starless Night 20
19. Mysteria
20. wanderer78
21. josie21612
22. the laziest little sidekick
23. TeddysBear
24. Novló´«Ť
25. Storywise
26. Hermoine_Granger
27. ~*Astaldoantoiel*~
28. Selina
29. Beatrix Kiddo
30. youdodoodletoo
31. bizkitprinzess
32. J@NeY
33. ~*Cubby*~
34. JellyBellyBean
35. Rachel Fan
36. ESipher
37. * Kay *
38. nun with a gun
39. Orli'sALF
40. EmmyMcBitchy
41. Midnight Shift
42. sevennationarmy
43. Kismet16
44. fan1bsb97
45.*Little Miss Lovely*
46. JacquiJack
47. IfITellUIllHav2KillU
48. Semmer Fan
49. S.A.S.H.A.
50. **~softballllweirdo~**
51. JacquiJack
52. S.A.S.H.A.
53. KayKay
54. @ L L S T @ R
55. Luckylyn64
56. ~*Maroon5_Gurl*~
57. Niffler
58. Cruel Irony
59. scorpio
60. freak42gether
61. AGleefulFarewell
62. In Fair Verona
63. *Sweetie*
64. MichaelVartanIsSexy
65. Rainstorm18
66. Jeny
67. Sara_ventimiglia
68. pinch990
69. scionfairy
70. heaths girl
71. villette
72. extralucid
73. m&m fkan
74. camera obscura

Under 50 Posts
1. Tobie27
2. Shaggyman



comeon people, this show needs a board!!
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:23 AM
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Old 05-19-2004, 05:41 PM
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I love this show! Voting


More Quotes....

Fred: Gee whiz, gang, looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines, and then dumped the body in the river.
Velma: Geez, what a mystery.
Scooby: Awrroo
Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch.

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

I'll stop now...
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:54 PM
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*raises hand* I vote! I love this show. Stewie has got to be the best character ever. Love him to death. And Brian? Good Lord, I wish he was my dog.

my favorite quote has to be when the mob did a favor for Peter and they wanted a favor back, he said, 'What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Because you know I'm married.'

Or when he made his own country and atarted to sing that song "Ju ju just like the bad guy, In Lethal Weapon 2, I got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue..."

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Old 05-20-2004, 05:47 AM
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VOTE!!!

"alllll righttttt"
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:42 AM
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:08 PM
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Vote!
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:31 PM
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Whoo! now that the show has been picked up by FOX for the fall lineup we can be expecting new episodes and hilarious goodness!

VOTE!
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:53 PM
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Family Guy! Quite possibly the single best tv show ever. So definate VOTE! Heh.
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:08 PM
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Vote!

Omigod, this show is so so so funny!
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:27 PM
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OOOO....I love this show...VOTE
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Old 05-25-2004, 07:32 AM
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I'm definetly voting.
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Old 05-25-2004, 07:08 PM
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I definetly vote
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:10 PM
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Making a list, checking it twice...

01. Otep
02. *Kaylee*
03. Pavlov's Belle
04. Fieryangel
05. natalie4237
06. aussie baby
07. SeekerofTruth
08. L u x i e
09. Terpsichore
10. Lillith
11. QTgirl
12. Alea
13. Lady_Amabel
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Old 05-26-2004, 12:20 AM
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woohoo more voters!!

thanks for making the list! i'll add it right now!


another great scene?

Guy:Erica you know I love you but..I'm not really a man. I'm a women.
Erica:oh my god! you a women?
Guy:actually i'm not a women. i'm a horse.
Erica:oh my god you a horse?
Guy:i'm not really a horse. i'm a broom.
Diane:how do you feel about this erica?
Erica:honestly...i'm surprised Diane.

and in the episode with tony randall (may god rest his soul)

the password is flaming
Peter is on password with Tony Randall I think.
Peter:Yooooouuuu
Tony:actor?
Peter:[/b]yooouuu
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