[la villanelle]

When I was applying to the navy, they had a job for that, and I'm not joking it so fed so cool. So I'm on it. I'll do 1500 you do 1500

I can't believe she'd do this to me. I was looking forward to my speech. I'm so hurt by this. I'll be your divorce lawyer so I can be the star.

Sam I want to know how you nearly ended up in a prison. :lmqo:

[Major Blank]

oh nice! when did you apply to the navy, and what did you apply for? i saw a intelligence role in the army and it did sound pretty interesting. sounds like a plan, how are we gonna do this? shall we each post our 1500 words on the OT thread? (and don't forgot references)

ahaha, ahem, you're not gonna steal all my spotlight, we can both be the star, as long as you net me a *****load of moulah (presuming hannah isn't broke).

send me a friend request, and i'll tell you as it's somewhat more private. and it wouldn't have been a prison, just a holding cell. let's just say wine on the rhine (get it rhine river, me so clever) got a little out of hand

[la villanelle]

I applied out of uni, but tore my ACL just before basic training i wanted to be a naval lawyer.

I'm the brightest star. Hannah knows that.

Okay holding cell, prison... Same thing

[Major Blank]

aw man, that sucks. have you ever thought about going back? yeah, that would have been a good career, do you get all the awesome perks (like subsidised rent and free medical and dental) like our Defence Force?.

wait, so you did law?? i did law too! we shall see how big a star you are, better get 100% in this essay.

hannah doesn't know anything apart from cheating

true, still both badass good thing i avoided any massive fines, i was pretty broke at that point in my holiday and still had Oktoberfest to go too and get smashed at

[la villanelle]

Yeah i do think about going back. Way more at the moment. I keep thinking about the reserves right now. Yeah loads of perks, and a uniform.

Law buddies I'm ridiculously smart. One of the smartest people you'll ever meet.

Taking names, and breaking hearts is our hannah

[Broony]

How did I go from being a cheat to getting a divorce within 4 posts? give me a chance

We signed a pre-nup, Sam, you ain't getting sht all of my pennies

You're the biggest dick, dork, peabrain not the biggest star my love, Em mst have got your words mixed up

[la villanelle]

Hannah, it's too late to go back on now.

Hannah, you say the sweetest things

[Broony]

Emily! you'll be grounded if you carry on

[la villanelle]

Oooooo.

[Broony]

try me

[la villanelle]

How's your man's fence

[Broony]

it rained today so I couldn't continue, she's back from holiday tomorrow night and I said it would be done. Whoops

[la villanelle]

Hide it, put on blanket on the fence

[Broony]

great advice, gonna throw a few blankets in the machine and just empty a tin of paint in aswell so they come out the right colour. Sorted

[Major Blank]

Originally Posted by Broony (View Post) it rained today so I couldn't continue, she's back from holiday tomorrow night and I said it would be done. Whoops

leaving things half finished as usual....

Originally Posted by Indigo Five Alpha (View Post) Yeah i do think about going back. Way more at the moment. I keep thinking about the reserves right now. Yeah loads of perks, and a uniform. Law buddies I'm ridiculously smart. One of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Taking names, and breaking hearts is our hannah

what is sexier police uniform or naval uniform?

thinking of joining because practicing law for the rest of your life sounds amazing? buddies for the win, we can be traumatised and regretting life choices together

not the most modest person you'll ever meet though