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What sort of scorpions do you like? Are there any where you live? There are not really any here.

Please share your scorpion pictures here!

descamisado

I prefer these:

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How about this? What is this sorcery?

descamisado

Wow! Is that your hand? How did you do that??

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No. I think it is one of the evil witches. They are hiding somewhere in some place called Greendale? I heard about it in some place called Riverdale but I have yet to find it.

descamisado

Is that a river called Dale? Where is it?

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I do not know if it is a river called Dale or a river near a Dale? I could not locate such information although I did try. If you dare to go there please watch out for witches

descamisado

Witches? Are they mean?

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I do not know but they worship the Dark Lord so perhaps they are?

descamisado

A dark lord? Is he also a witch? I don't like the dark. I always leave a light on at night.

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All very important information. We must find out!

Smart thinking to leave on the light

descamisado

I think I might need more light though. I can hardly see you because of all that camouflage.

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You're not meant to see me. That is the point of the camouflage. I am hiding from the witches, and quite possibly the scorpions too.

descamisado

I don't think I'm a witch. Maybe that Harry Potter guy can lend you his cloak?

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I like movies with Scorpions, they really are under-used in film.