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Old 07-07-2017, 12:18 AM
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Jessica Chastain ▹ Brazilian Thread {#7}: "Shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets."



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Old 07-07-2017, 03:50 PM
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1. Of course this is the opening scene, it makes zero sense, just like seven seasons of this whole show.
3. I am cackling at Lucas tap-dancing around the girls and Jenna randomly riding by on a horse.
20. Lmao imagine being so mad at your teacher that you remind her about the very traumatic time she was buried alive.
22. Good to see Jenna is still tap tappin’ away.
23. Wait, she’s a teacher now too? WHO IS HIRING THESE GIRLS?!
28. A lot of dark **** went down at the Lost Woods Resort, and now it’s a fun place to hang out? Radley 2.0.
41. I do not care about Ezria, who have been together 1000 years, having sex.
42. Also there is a lot of sheet separating Emily and Ali.
43. I know lesbian sex is confusing for a lot of people but generally skin touching happens.
47. How did Aria miss Melissa creeping in the window? No wonder she was a terrible A.D. accomplice.
52. I can’t stop laughing every time this CGI FaceTime appears. I mean just what.
54. Aria is freaking out because she CAN’T HAVE KIDS? She was once locked in a coffin with a dead cop on a murder train, and seemed more calm in that situation than she does now.
55. Why did her doctor call her in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT and give this information over the phone?
56. Also girl, you’re not even 25 yet, chill out.
62. Do Aria’s parents know that Ezra was only with her to write a book? At least, to begin with.
64. THE WINE MOMS ARE BACK YAAAASS.
65. So good to see them together. :’)
66. They must have really saved up the parent budget for this episode.
67. I guess they saved money on the brother budget, because Mike and Jason are nowhere to be found.
68. “Sometimes I wish we were still in the basement”... this banter is DARK.
69. Wait… did the moms drink all the wine in the basement?
70. OH MY GOD THEY DID. I LOVE THEM. END THE SHOW HERE.
75. “I love you too but it’s not really the same is it.” DAMN EZRA, just stick that knife in a little harder. Please remember you dated this girl to write a book about her supposed dead friend. Stay in your lane.
80. Well I hate Emison but that was a pretty good proposal speech from Alison. She admitted what a cow she used to be. Step one for getting back in my good books.
81. Also, it’s nice that it’s Ali proposing to Emily, given that Emily was the one pining after her for so long.
108. AND Alex got Wren to SHOOT her?! How did Wren not think in that minute, “hey maybe I should tell someone about this crazy chick I’m dating…”
110. RIP WREN. Made into a necklace before he had a chance to really live.
115. Is Emily crying because of Aria’s dress sleeves? Because, same.
116. If Wren is the father and Emily is the mother, why are those babies so ****ing blond?
123. Aria needs to chill, Ezra probably just caught a glimpse of her weird puffy-ass sleeves and decided to go find a dressmaker to help out.
125. Ezra is way too calm about waking up in an underground lair.
126. If only his Masters degree in American Literature could help him out of this sticky situation!
128. Ezra’s so shook now, in all his years of researching for his book he really missed some scoops.
138. Alex rn: Ah, a horse. What do I do with this?
139. THE HORSE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HER!
140. Why doesn’t she just… not ride the horse? It’s not like it’s going to tell someone she neglected to exercise it and expose her as an evil twin.
142. Is Jenna going to literally SNIFF OUT Spencer’s twin?
143. JENNA KNOWS. YES BLIND JENNA. GET HER.
144. Oh my god what a ****ing win for Jenna.
145. Imagine having a horse and a blind chick figure out you’re an evil twin before your best friends do, honestly.
149. Is Emily the first person to make the leap to Spencer’s twin? My god.
150. “Of all the crazy things…”
151. I’m shook that they just pieced together that Spencer has a twin in like 0.2 seconds, but it’s taken them years to figure out everything else.
156. Woah Alex’s underground bunker is giving off serious dollhouse flashbacks. I guess Charlotte taught her well.
157. **** she's been busy. When she's not spying on them, she was building a whole new world underground in the space of a year.
158. Oh great, the Liars are here to save the day. Only bad things can come of this.
159. BUT again, why don’t they just call the ****ing cops?!
162. They need Jenna here to sniff out the real Spencer.
169. It’s so weird to me this whole mess started with Ali, and ended with an evil Spencer twin.
170. For SO long everything pointed back to Yellow Top night. And like, none of that was relevant.
171. I think I need to admit myself into the equivalent of Radley Sanitarium and take some hardcore drugs so I can begin to understand the writing process behind this show.
177. Guys. Guys. Emily is WEARING A SKIRT! And all the rest are WEARING PANTS?! This is the best character development this show has ever seen.










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OMG concordo com TUDO. Aliás...
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I’m shook that they just pieced together that Spencer has a twin in like 0.2 seconds, but it’s taken them years to figure out everything else
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eu buzzfeed
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4. Mona hit Bethany with a shovel, thinking it was Alison. Melissa buried Bethany alive, thinking Spencer was the one who hit her. Then Charlotte hit ALISON with a shovel, thinking it was BETHANY. Then Mrs D buried Alison alive, to protect Charlotte.
5. Also, Mrs D found her daughter “dead”, and before checking for a pulse or calling for help, she just buried her alive.
6. Noel Kahn literally chopped his own head off with an axe, and there was zero investigation or follow-up questions about it. – Jillian

7. Aria’s mom got attacked by bees in her car, without realising that she could've just opened the door and got out.
11. Alison came back from faking her own death and EVERYONE was totally fine with it. There were hardly any follow-up questions or mistrust of her going forward.
12. Ian, Garrett, and Jason started a club to spy on underage girls, but they listed that club as one of their achievements in Rosewood High’s yearbook.
14. Aria’s parents were totally cool with their daughter banging her high school teacher.

15. Jason had a relationship with a girl who turned out to be his cousin. Oh, and she knew the whole time.

16. Paige literally tried to drown Emily in the pool but then Emily still dated her for like two years.
28. Mrs Grunwald, a psychic, sensed where Ali had been buried alive and came to save her.

29. Also Ali managed to hold her breath underground for that whole time? Sure.
31. Adam Lambert performed at the school’s Halloween party on a murder train. Then he hit on Aria.

32. Oh, then Aria was put in a coffin with a dead policeman.
35. The Liars’ once used a ouija board to contact Ali, who spoke to them from beyond the grave. But she was actually alive the whole time.

36. The Liars were arrested and taken to jail. On their way to jail in an armoured police van, they were kidnapped.
37. And somehow Aria had time to get a haircut in between being put in the van and arriving at the dollhouse.
47. Radley, the psychiatric hospital, is fine with letting their patients roam around at night, and hang out on the building’s roof.

48. Also, Bethany pushed Marion off Radley’s roof. Jessica paid Detective Wilden to cover up this incident, even though Wilden was probably still a teenager back at that time.
55. Aria found out that Ezra was only dating her to write a book about Alison, whom he had a fling with when she was 15. And then Aria stayed with him.

56. Oh, and she found out about all this on a ski lift?
68. Teenagers have managed to hack into a federal system many, many times. –
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Paige literally tried to drown Emily in the pool but then Emily still dated her for like two years.
OPS né

Dods, posta um coraçãozinho lá na thread H/L só pra fechar os posts e eu poder abrir a nova, please
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:36 PM
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Alright
mal a demora, meu pc tá um inferno de lertdo e formatei ele ontem
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Old 07-07-2017, 08:04 PM
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Valeu!

Teu PC ainda tá zicado?
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Old 07-08-2017, 07:02 AM
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Ele se transforma numa tartaruga do nada e sem motivo
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:35 PM
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O meu ainda tem umas tretinhas, mas comparado ao que estava antes do meu amigo formatar, tá praticamente novo Seu antivírus tá atualizado?
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:39 PM
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Sim, é pior, tenho anti vírus pago! Eu ia levar ele hj mas ele se comportou bem por 2 dias seguidos aí achei que tinha passado, mas hj voltou.... de amanhã ele não escapa, vou levar pra avaliarem
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Old 07-10-2017, 04:03 PM
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Ah, vai mesmo, porque computador quando tá assim estressa MUITO a gente Leva, deixa ele lindo e quando ele voltar 100% a gente finalmente faz o tal live de BATB pra comemorar
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Old 07-10-2017, 04:19 PM
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E Fantastic Beasts!
Btw eles começaram a filmar o 2 já, nem tô morrendo de ansiedade
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Old 07-11-2017, 03:22 PM
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Ah, prefiro ver FB primeiro mesmo, confesso que não tenho ânimo real pra BATB
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Old 07-11-2017, 03:43 PM
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Fui surpreendida positivamente por FB
não tava esperando mt
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:35 PM
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Eu estou pq né, vc sempre fala muito do filme Mas acho que vou curtir sim, embora já tenha visto um monte de spoilers
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