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| Elite Fan   | Hrm, I'll have to take this tonight. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Elite Fan  | Quote:
You have an ugly intern?  __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Master Fan  | Not that I know of, Im gonna have to make sure never to employ one in the future now. | |||
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| Elite Fan | You know, it's good that you got here before me....I was going to add "that you're sleeping with" to Crash's comments.  __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Master Fan | Well lucky me then I guess. I added that part myself. What about you Jerry, take the test yet? | |||
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| Elite Fan | I am still so very disappointed in Bill Clinton. The man was President of the United States for God's sake. Could have had any number of hot women secretly brought into the office, and what did he do? He settled for the ugly mail girl. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Master Fan | Im disappointed too, cause he was seriously stupid enough to think it would stay a secret? | |||
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| Elite Fan | Again, he could've had the Secret Service find some high class "escort", politicians get away with it all the time. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Master Fan | But yeah not only was he stupid to settle for the secretary he let it get out. | |||
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| Elite Fan | Did we mention that she wasn't very good looking either... Ok, I took the tests. I got the Godfather and Sadaam. I find them both strange. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Master Fan | You both get Saddam and Im stuck with the guy who cheated with the ugly secretary and couldnt even keep it a secret. should I be jealous? | |||
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| Elite Fan | Well, your guy is still alive. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Master Fan | That is a good point, but then again so is Goerge Bush, I wouldnt have been happy getting him either. | |||
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| Elite Fan | So, today I had the opportunity to meet a family from California. Its a nice little story, so let me set the scene. And its a long story so settle in. An elderly couple lives across the street from me, and a few miles up the road they have some land with a large pond and a little vacation house. My bro and I keep an eye on the place for them because there have been some robberies in the area. The other day they asked me to help rid the area of some nuisance critters. I decided to take my weapon of choice, my Bushmaster.  The road onto their property gets kinda rough, so I borrowed my bro's Suzuki Samurai. This little vehicle has no doors, no top, an engine snorkel, and a 3'x5' Confederate flag mounted on a pole in the bed. Yes, I was at my redneck best. I'd been down on the pond killing stuff for a few hours, and I was packing up to come home. When all of a sudden I notice a young (my age) couple along with the man's mother walking down the driveway to the pond. This driveway is 3 miles long, so that struck me as a little odd. Without a word to me, they walked right out onto the dock and laid down. I thought maybe they were friends of the owners, so I drove down and politely inquired as to who they were. Found out they'd recently moved into the area from San Francisco, where they apparantly have no concept of land ownership. They explained that they bought the property next door (miles away) and enjoyed walking down to the pond. When I told them it was private property, they replied "but we own the land next to this...". By this point, my politeness was gone. I made it a point to obviously glance back at my rifle, propped up in the passenger seat. Now that I had their undivided attention I informed them that... 1. They did not own this land... 2. It was private property and they were trespassing... 3. We'd had break'ins in the area... 4. Before they showed up I was murdering defenseless little creatures... 5. "Accidents" happen to unwelcome people who show up unannounced... 6. It was time for them to leave... 7. And finally, if they came back "we would have a problem". And I stood there, leaning against the Samurai, and watched them walk all they way back out. The End. This is the kinda stuff that fills my days off. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson Last edited by The Happy Psycho : 06-20-2008 at 08:47 PM. | |||
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| Master Fan |  Those poor poor people Crash, you miust have scared the hell out of them. but yeah they really should respect private property and stuff.  | |||
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