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Highway Department? Sweet job.
Yamiko, was it good screaming?  So, my internet was off and on the past few days. Why, you ask? Squirrels were chewing through my line....fscking squirrels. __________________
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Eh...I wouldn't call it good screaming if it involved a psychotic auntie screaming and practically throwing things at her kids and everyone else, sitting back, relaxing, and claiming the kids in the house deserved it even if they didn't exactly do anything wrong.
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Squirrels are not cute. They're disgusting little vermin.
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I just think they're cute because you can never find any where I'm from. That goes double with raccoons and snakes.
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You want me to ship you a crate full of them? 10 breeding pairs of squirrels should over-run your home in a matter of a few months.
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You can try, but the squirrels in at least a month will do my bidding.
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They're both great with ketchup too.
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After watching Bizzare Foods, I'd try anything...edible that is.
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anything? what about cobra?
And I agree, squirrel's great with ketchup. __________________
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Vietnamese do eat snake. And I believe it's either the heart or gallbladder that's put in to some sort of vodka.
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Gallbladder, the bile is toned down by the grain alcohol.
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Ah, someone knows more about this than I do.
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What are you people talking about?
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The delectable delights of edible cobra.
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Quite so. I've always wanted to try the meal. I'm intrigued by the fact that you eat almost everything from the snake, even the bones.
that, and I'd like to get a bottle of Cobra Wine, with the cobra in the bottle. __________________
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