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| Elite Fan   |  The last time I played paintball my friends actually banned me from climbing into trees. I had this theory that a dense pine tree would provide excellent cover, if not concealment. I was right, they saw me first, but with the pine limbs the paintballs busted before they hit me. I was, however, quite able to shoot out...__________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Elite Fan  | Laugh....when we get invaded, I'm moving down by you. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Master Fan  | Your wife is awesome Jerry  | |||
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| Elite Fan | Says the two who hate Monopoly. Who says the nukes won't come at us first Jerry? I happen to live in between an Army base, 3 Airbases and lets not forget the Savannah River Site. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Elite Fan | Yeah, ok, so I'm moving to New Mexico....there isn't anything down there. So, yeah, you two like my wife...figures. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Passionate Fan   Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 3,626
| Well, it isn't my fault that you wife seems to have same features as I __________________ Icon Darkness surrounded me, and I gave in | |||
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| Elite Fan | You're all supposed to side with me....isn't that what I'm paying you for? __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Master Fan | Hmm, how do you know your wife isnt also paying us? | |||
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| Elite Fan | Pffft. I never pay my minions. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Elite Fan | She's too cheap to pay you for that, unless she's promised you spoils of war. You don't have any minions. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Elite Fan | Because I never paid them. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 3,626
| Maybe she doesn't have to pay us. You know, feminine connection, "we're all sisters" stuff? __________________ Icon Darkness surrounded me, and I gave in | |||
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| Elite Fan | Yeah, Crash is very feminine. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Elite Fan | I knew it. I saw the post the followed mine and thought "oh yeah, Jerry's gonna have a field day with that".  __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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